u/Salty_Wall

Not even chatgpt can replicate ts

Murphy Lawden and the popularity SCP WIS in general? It's him.

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IHNMAIMS, Blood Meridian and All Tomorrows? Gained a ton of popularity back in 2024 due to his edits

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Morality scaling? Probably invented by Sahej, but adopted and popularized by Cap. Also tied to the three stories above

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Usogui? Fuck I've originally read it because of his edits

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Wait I also read IHNMAIMS because of his edit

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Oh my god

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And instead of being Liar Game, which I used to get your attention, it was actually a highly complicated version of Spyfall where instead of locations you have to guess random pieces of fiction with hyper specific role cards and if we're feeling extra a shorter time limit. The point system stays the same but we add a tie breaker because friendship is magic and magic doesn't exist.

This is pretty tough even if you're not a designated larper (spy), as you may not be familiar with that media. So you would have to larp as well.

And the punishment for losing EACH round is going through all modes of witch pain from Usogui simultaneously. The punishment for not winning overall is being forced to scale game Afton above Ryuen without any theories.

You either larp, or you fall. Larpfall.

I realized that in the past I completely overlooked some stuff about Sasaki. Already had him in the top 5 inverse a year ago but maybe he's above Katsura, though Katsura gaps him in adaptability and some other stuff like intelligence and reasoning. Canon Gin beats Sasaki in most things besides scheming, foresight and manip. Utsuro💀 movie Gin 💀💀💀💀💀💀

With proper analysis that would connect all of his plans with his main goal as one overarching strategy he genuinely has the potential of climbing decently high. I'm the only one who could do that, but I am not gonna do that because I have better things to do (I'm just a lazy bum). I am more than willing to very briefly explain Sasaki's feats but I am not gonna go in-depth, apologies

Intelligence - duo

EI - Sasaki

SI - Sasaki

AC - Sasaki (how overkill can we get)

Thinking - Sasaki

Reasoning - duo (Horikita carries + Sasaki is more of a schemer than anything else, though his murder scene feat is solid in abductive and with further analysis I can see him taking inductive. Too bad nobody's gonna be analyzing anything so he doesn't take reasoning)

Sensory - Sasaki (aka the perks of being a battle shonen character)

Foresight - Sasaki

Psychology - Sasaki (most of his schemes were built on this)

Deception - Sasaki

Manipulation - Sasaki

Scheming - Sasaki

Field skills - Sasaki

Adaptability - Sasaki (Horikita is actually decent at that, but Sasaki's navigation of SA and FS arc give him the edge there)

Overall: Sasaki genuinely obliterates

The Death Thirteen arc gets a lot of recognition for being one of the most effective horror stories in Stardust Crusaders, but I rarely see anyone discuss what may actually be its most psychologically sophisticated moment: the breakfast scene.

Specifically, the moment in which Kakyoin calmly acquires a baby's own fecal matter, introduces it into a bowl of porridge, and proceeds to serve it with the composure of a five-star chef.

Most viewers dismiss this as a simple gross-out gag.

This is a mistake.

What Araki has actually constructed here is a multilayered exploration of power, memory, trauma, and strategic deterrence.

To understand the scene, we must first understand Kakyoin's position.

By the end of the Death Thirteen conflict, Kakyoin is effectively a war veteran suffering from a uniquely JoJo-related problem: he is the only survivor who remembers the battle. He carved "BABY STAND" into his own arm, was immediately treated like a lunatic by his friends, entered the dream world alone, and saved the entire group from a psychic infant who had been running a nightmare-themed amusement park death camp.

The following morning, every witness experiences total memory loss.

Joseph remembers nothing.

Polnareff remembers nothing.

Jotaro remembers nothing.

Kakyoin is essentially standing in the middle of a crime scene where all evidence has been deleted except for the criminal and himself.

This is where the porridge enters the narrative.

Contrary to popular belief, Kakyoin is not feeding the baby out of spite.

He is establishing nuclear deterrence.

The porridge functions as a geopolitical statement.

Without saying a single word to the other Crusaders, Kakyoin demonstrates that he possesses both knowledge and capability. Mannish Boy immediately understands the situation. The two have effectively entered a Cold War in which one side possesses dream-based psychic powers and the other possesses unrestricted access to breakfast.

The genius lies in the asymmetry.

Death Thirteen can manipulate reality within dreams.

Kakyoin can manipulate oatmeal.

Yet only one combatant is visibly terrified.

The symbolism becomes even stronger when we examine the choice of weapon.

Porridge traditionally represents comfort, innocence, and parental care. It is among the safest foods imaginable. By introducing biological waste into this symbol of nurturing, Kakyoin transforms breakfast itself into an instrument of karmic judgment.

This is not merely revenge.

This is culinary counterterrorism.

His execution of the plan is equally important.

Notice that Kakyoin does not scream.

He does not threaten.

He does not expose Mannish Boy to the group.

Instead, he calmly stirs the bowl while delivering the immortal line, "Just like this."

The phrase is devastating because of its efficiency.

An entire psychological operation is compressed into three words.

The baby immediately understands.

The audience understands.

The oatmeal understands.

At this point, Mannish Boy's psychological defeat is complete.

Throughout the arc, he presented himself as an untouchable mastermind, a being who could trap adults in a realm where conventional rules no longer applied.

Then he encounters a seventeen-year-old who responds by turning breakfast into a war crime.

The resulting collapse of his confidence is instantaneous.

Perhaps the most fascinating aspect of the scene is the contrast between Kakyoin's appearance and his actions.

His uniform remains immaculate.

His posture remains elegant.

His expression remains composed.

Yet beneath this refined exterior exists a man who looked at the situation and concluded that the most efficient way to establish long-term security was to make a baby fear oatmeal forever.

This is not the behavior of a normal person.

This is the behavior of a strategist operating on a plane beyond conventional morality.

In conclusion, the diaper-porridge sequence should not be viewed as a simple joke. It represents the culmination of Kakyoin's character arc within the Death Thirteen storyline, demonstrating his ability to achieve total psychological dominance through means that would never occur to any sane human being.

While Jotaro defeats enemies with punches, Kakyoin defeats enemies by ensuring that every future bowl of porridge triggers a traumatic flashback.

The battle ended in the dream world.

The victory parade took place at breakfast.