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also remember rule 13

— Eteled’s Deleted Deli: Don’t delete meats! Pick up the signature Hatchet Ham Smoked Sandwich in the Port of Entry.

— Sloppy Joes, Made From Joe!: Nothing goes to waste here… Grab a Sloppy Joe at the Garage.

— Tricky’s Hot Dog Stand: You must eat them! IT IS FOOD! Check out how probable the Improbable Hot Dog is at the exit to Madness Combat: Tribulation/Madness Combat: Scrapeface’s Scourge.

— Legacy Icon Specialties: See what the hype was once about! Right now, they only serve the Hatchet Ham Smoked Sandwich and the Improbable Hot Dog (hint for next year’s icon? 👀), but they will expand as the events continue through the years. Look for the booth in Terror Alley.

Book your tickets now. Only at the Lethean Isles.

pronunciationmanual on youtube

i fucking hate horses repost bots so much holy shit

see something, say something

and NO AI EITHER

if one person posts the hard work of slopbot 9000 i promise you your loved ones will be burying a photograph

With the lighting of the Torment Pillar, Terror Alley Takeover has begun! Ride your favorite Lethean Isles rides at night, including:

— THY END IS NOW
— Data Breach: Debugged
— Deadskull’s Revenge
— Back-Alley Blitz
— Kravgi
…and many more!

The Mii Model Protector Eteled is this year’s icon. Look out for him in his scare zone, Malicious Miis Models! Or take on his Terminal 666 Challenge! Spend 6 days at the top of Terminal 408, win $60 and 6 days of free admission to the park + Terror Alley Takeover for you and your family! You will have to sign a waiver to undertake this challenge.

Other notable houses/scare zones include:

— Ex Machina: Located in The Garage, behind Back-Alley Blitz.
— Madness Combat: Scrapeface’s Scourge: Located in Madness Combat: Tribulation’s queue.
— Polar Inferno: Located in the Dr. Stanton’s Glacial Gliders queue.
The Tomb of Deadskull: Located in Deadskull’s Revenge’s queue.

— Fear Incarnate: Located in Terror Alley. Please note that you will have to sign a waiver to enter this scare zone, as the actors can and will make physical contact with you.
— GLUTTONY: Located in ULTRAKILL.
— Malicious Models: Located in Cracked Code City.
— Carnage Circuit: Located in The Garage.

This event lasts until November 1st. Book tickets now. Only at the Lethean Isles.

just had to remove two scam posts. if you see like a framed artwork from a brand new account, and the comments are just someone being like “i need this” and op replying with a link, report them

decimate more horses benjamins or smth idk

This isnt Drake its just a random old guy. I said it was and the ai lied and made up a story for it.

before you could at least get in and see “something went wrong”. now everyone is logged out and when you try to log back in, you get this

if i had a nickel for every time someone mistook what an invert was

when i went to epic, the victoria frankenstein animatronic in the preshow was broken down, so they boxed up her platform and put her up on the tv

found this cat on the way to the parking garage today