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Yo momma’s so skinny
she’s like a stringless kite on a windy day.
Yo momma’s so dumb
she can only spell “um,” even if you spot her the d and the b.
Yo momma’s panties so big
she’s got to go to a commercial laundry, just to wash and dry one pair.
Why did Jack fall down the hill?
He was explaining why he was clumsy, and Jill got scared and pushed him; she had misheard when he said his friends had nicknamed him Jack The Tripper.
I recently was running through a jungle, chased by a pack of hungry little children.
I tell ya, they really were some fine young cannibals.
Yo momma get so drunk on summer nights
mosquitoes bite her, and die of alcohol poisoning.
What card game reminds gravediggers too much of work?
Spades ♠️
What is a working beaver’s favorite chorus from a popular song?
“Well we’re rollin…rollin…rollin on the river…”
My kid really got on my nerves last winter. Built him a snowman and he said,
“God…that thing is abominable.”
Pornstars play a different
kind of Hokey-Pokey.
I knew a guy named Puck.
He never played hockey…just ran his mouth a lot on MTV…like he was living in the real world, or something.
Cheddar and Swiss Cheese both believed they tasted better.
“I see some serious holes in your argument,” said cheddar.
My daughter laughed at me when I slipped and fell on the ice.
I got back up and said, “Never make fun of the fall guy.”