Story: TIFU by buying my husband a webcam and ruining his self-esteem
So my husband is a big gamer and he's talked about trying out streaming for years (but never actually done anything about that). This year I decided to surprise him and got him a 4k webcam so he'd have something to play around with. Just as a fun gift. You know, plug it in, hop on with the boys, do a first time face reveal, that kind of thing.
Poor husband plugs it in, sees himself in 4k for the first time ever, and immediately has a mid-life crisis. He literally grabs the monitor and starts yelling, "OH MY GOD. YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN EVEN SEE MY 5 O'CLOCK SHADOW. I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHAVE THE MOMENT BEFORE EVERY STREAM. IF IT GROWS OUT EVEN A MICROMETER YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THAT. IT'S SHOWING ME PIMPLES I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD. I DON'T EVEN SEE THAT WHEN I WASH MY FACE IN THE MIRROR IN THE MORNING. THIS THING IS MORE 4K THAN MY EYES."
Then out of nowhere he goes, "Oh but it captures my jawline pretty well. Look at that, that's pretty crisp. Oooh yeah look at that. I am the CRIMSON CHIN."
It's been over an hour now and he hasn't even opened a game. He's asked me four times whether his skin actually looks like that irl. He keeps going back and forth between mourning his skin and then stroking his jawline five minutes later. Right now he's just stuck in the stream settings, aggressively messing with filters and lighting to blur his pores. He's tweaked the color so much he looks completely orange.
Edit: He's now on his phone asking ChatGPT to make him a skincare routine. Send help.
Edit2: I got him the Yolocam S3 in case anyone was wondering