Hello comrade! Tap Tap Revolution — a clicker where you start a revolution, take power, and immediately regret it
Hello, comrade!
The movement is called Tap Tap Revolution. It currently consists of you, 15 rubles and a cough. It needs taps.
Tap → supporters. Supporters → donations. Donations → reading circles, an underground printing press, a newspaper, and eventually men with Mausers. Ordinary incremental arithmetic, except the secret police subscribes to your newsletter.
Get too loud and you're arrested. That's not a debuff, it's a whole mode: dig with the spoon your aunt baked into a pie, bribe the warden, blow the escape, watch them fill the tunnel back in. Nobody clicks past that one.
Then you storm the palace, and the actual nightmare begins: hold power for 100 days. Bread runs out. A general sends threatening telegrams with three misspellings of your surname. The treasurer takes the party funds to a spa town for his nerves. The cat gets a ministry.
Free, browser, works on a phone, no signup, about three days to finish. Nine languages. Fictional empire, comedy throughout, the anarchist holds a patent on bombs.
Link in the comments. Tap Tap Revolution — vote early, vote often.
AI disclosure: built with heavy AI assistance — art, code, text and the translations.