My son left his mom’s house at 3:45am this morning and has not been seen or heard from since. Please, if you see him, message me and tell him to please call his dad.
EDIT: In case anyone is interested, the build video is now up- https://youtu.be/wqoTayfQlXs
I'm one for crazy and pointless builds.. and my love of pirates, the fact that I'm landlocked, wanted a pirate ship and have zero impulse control meant that I got an idea and had to make it a reality.
Meet 'The Landlubber'.
All parts made out of scrap wood I had lying about, and it took me about a month to finish.
This land pirate vessel boasts my custom flag, a pointless anchor, a duck in a dinosaur costume (or the Quacken, if you will!) as the figurehead, bluetooth speaker for pirate tunes on the go, a robot (Yarrbot!) Navigator, a sail that can be furled and unfurled, some storage space in the cabin and a compass.
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I will make video on the making process and riding on a new YouTube channel. I'll happily drop the link if anyone is interested.
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And yes, I've had some looks and comments while riding it about!
What is it with people who have to comment or try to interrupt/ micromanage other people’s bathroom time?
I have IBS and have had digestive issues my whole life. I’m also 42 years old and have managed to keep most of it in check by watching my diet.
That said, I don’t have the luxury of being able to loaf it up at will like some sphincter magician. So when it’s go time, there is no argument. I’m either heading toward the nearest toilet or the nearest tree/shrubbery.
Yes I tried to go before we left. No, I can’t just hold it for an indefinite amount of time, and I will be damned before I intentionally shit my pants.
And no I can’t just “hurry up and pinch it off!” Do you not hear the multiple flushes happening? It’s because my butt has blown out, continues to blow out, and the accompanying paper needs to go down a little at a time so I don’t create plumbing problems for myself or others!
Quit knocking on the damn public stalls! The door is locked. The little green/red dial says “OCCUPIED” and I even told you as much when you jiggled the door handle.
Sorting through a bunch of Croc charms and found this fella. Curious if anyone recognizes him. Thanks in advance!
EDIT: it’s been solved y’all. It’s not Barry Gibb, it is Sirius Black from Harry Potter. Confirmed with pics of the charm in question as part of an HP set.