I dunno who killed you stole all your clothes and then let you teach a class to children in the buff.

Bro is a sex offender 100%

u/Terrible_Reporter_98 — 18 days ago
▲ 819 r/Caldruki

Let's play a game if you guess the brand of potato chips, I will...

Do whatever you tell me to do. I am confident you won't get this. I will reveal the chip brand tomorrow. No multiple guesses once and done.

Edit: it's not lays, please stop guessing lays.

Edit 2: it's also not the following, utz, wise, kettle, buccees, walmart or Kroger store brands.

Edit 3: If y'all keep saying Pringles I'm going to find you and shove the Pringles can somewhere very unpleasant. This is a actual potato chip it's not the farce that is a Pringle. They can't even legally call them chips.

Edit 4: they are not home made. I purchased these from a store. I'm not going to do that to y'all. That wouldn't be fair.

Edit 5: it's not old dutch

Edit 6: it's not herr's, zapps, or cape cod

Edit 7: it's not the ms. Vickles or whatever

Edit 8: not old dutch

Edit 9: I'm headed to bed y'all, I'll try to answer everyone tomorrow. I'll also drop the chip brand. Thanks for playing

Edit 10: to all of you still saying lays, I'm going to take the lays bag and give you a paper cut somewhere I'm not going to say then squeeze lemon juice on it.

Edit 11: Guessing is closed I'm going to try to answer y'all will post the chip in a couple minutes.

Edit 12: Okay y'all the chip is a Tasty Nate's beef tallow fried chips. If y'all would like to see a picture of the bag let me know and I'll send it to you. I have never seen them before yesterday when I was at Walmart. I am in USA, and in the state of Florida.

Thank you all for playing. I did read all of the comments but my apologies I'm unable to answer each one.

Edit: 13 u/Much_Ad688 here you go bro last one I promise.

u/Terrible_Reporter_98 — 1 month ago

Apples/Onions/Liver/Swiss cheese with horseradish sauce sandwich.

A friend of mine wished me a speedy recovery after I shared with him what I was eating for lunch.

u/Terrible_Reporter_98 — 3 months ago

You wake up and find yourself immortal

You have woken up and find yourself immortal. You have incredibly fast almost magical healing. Pain isn't really an issue for you now and zero memory loss or loss of function will occur even if you are badly damaged.

How do you leverage this to start a world wide religion. What are your religions tenets/commandments. How do you do the religion thing better?

(Assume once the universe becomes uninhabitable you have the ability to end your immortality but not before that. You will always function at max human efficiency and have a perfect memory.)

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 — 3 months ago
▲ 10 r/Pickles

I liked it 4 outta 5, needs more pickle honestly. My girlfriend upon trying it spat it out and said "yuck, that is horrible why are you drinking that".

This is perfect for just chilling after a hot day and winding down. Will definitely buy it again.

u/Terrible_Reporter_98 — 4 months ago