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Welcome to this week's Sermon, Brothers! I apologize for it being late, but it has been a hectic and busy week for me, but fear not, I am here!

Today, an entry from The Galaxywide Legionary Logs!

"Report OA20-SIS18.

Legion Reporting: The Liberating Sons Legion.

Report is as follows:

We were coming back to a planet already brought into the Space Kingdom, but found a horrid sight. It had been turned into a totalitarian world, led by a man calling himself "The Leader", and had betrayed Space King. We did the only thing we could, and rained down hot death upon them all using orbital bombardment, and retrieved any who were truly innocent. Horrible planet. I hope it pays the price of its betrayal times 100."

A horrible sight whenever a planet falls from his light. These people are misled by a fee unfaithful among them and turn against perfection. It is important to deal with them quickly.

Holy Message Of The Week: "Give them hell."

The count sits at 2 trillion aliens purged, will rise in 3 weeks.

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be! Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

Done.

I implore you to share more tales from your own Legions, Brothers!

And thus concludes this week! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

Brothers, I welcome all of you to another Sermon! These have always been fun to write, and I hope you all enjoy them!

Today is a, entry from The Guide To Alien Encounters, once more!

The Guide To Alien Encounters. Entry 23,025,011. "Scubamen."

"Scubamen were a group of bioenhanced Aliens found on a planet of mostly water. They were seen by locals as protectors, and to young ones, father figures. They were equipped with several weapons and become immediately hostile when Psycho Warrior ships began scouting the planet. Despite not killing any Warriors, they kept coming and were designated as needing to be destroyed. After finding the Scientists who made them and their factory, Warriors destroyed it and all the Alien citizens, hunting down any Scubamen they could find. If any are found, approach with strategic thinking in mind to pierce its armor, and focus on heavy attacks."

There have been similar creatures reported on other planets, so it makes me wonder if they could be connected, which may need further investigation.

Holy Message Of The Week: "Live well. Fight well. Die well. Live well."

A momentous occasion, the count is now at 2 trillion aliens that have been successfully defeated! A great day for all Psycho Warriors!

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be! Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

Prayer is over now.

As always, if you want to share your Legion's exploits, please do!

And thus concludes another Sermon! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

And now, I welcome you once again to a Holy blessing from Space King!

Please enjoy this entry from The Guide To Alien Encounters!

The Guide To Alien Encounters. Entry 14,000. "Absorber-Thing."

"The Absorber-Thing was the name of a strange being that claimed to be a human gifted with some blessing from Space King, but was later found to be lying. It's powers were the ability to gain a sort of "Extra Life" whenever it killed someone, and some light blood control. It was discovered after it slaughtered the entire planet it was on, and captured by a nearby Legion. They kept it trapped in their flagship, where they proceeded to go through it's over 3 million saved up lives until it was finally dead."

I remember when I visited this strange creature, the Psycho Warriors present allowed any visitors to kill it once, so me and a few others had some fun doing that.

Holy Message Of The Week: "Don't mistake youthful selfishness for genuine malice, no one ISN'T kind of an asshole in their early 20s, and if they weren't, they were probably sociopaths."

The count sits at 1.9 trillion aliens dead! Expected to rise once more next week!

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be! Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

And the Prayer is over.

I urge anyone who wants to to share current events and tales from your Legions!

And thus ends this week's Sermon! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

GIR will kill us all if he could. What do you think?

All Warriors are welcome, all servants of His greatness, to this week's Sermon! I apologize for not posting yesterday, it was a busy and exhausting day but I am doing fine and will resume the normal schedule!

Please enjoy this entry from The Guide To Alien Encounters!

The Guide To Alien Encounters. Entry 1960. "Parasites."

"Sadly, Parasites are not a true alien species, but a type of heretic deserving of hate. They fester on the bone of the Space Kingdom and our dedication to Space King with their insistence on getting something they did not deserve. A Parasite is dangerous, and they risk bringing down this crusade of not spotted and dealt with quickly. They will see something newly conquered, and ask 'Where's my share?' They will see Space King and ask 'If he's truly looking out for us, where is he? Why hasn't he given us anything?' And refuse to hear the truth. Always be weary of the Parasite. Praise Be."

Traitors are as dangerous as any Alien. An internal threat is nearly as dangerous as a Geno-bomb, but can actually harm a Psycho Warrior. Parasites are no different.

Holy Message Of The Week: "Space King is watching us all, so let's make sure he's got a good show."

The count is still active, currently at 1.9 trillion aliens dead, and shall rise once more in 2 weeks!

The Holy Prayer Of Space King:

Long ago, Space King, King of Space, disappeared.

Leaving us, his faithful Psycho Warriors, to pray for his return.

Oh Space King, King of Space! (Oh Space King, King of Space)

I am your son, so bless me with Fortitude! (Praise Be!)

I am your angel, so bless me with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

I am your soldier, so bless me with Triumph! (Praise Be!)

Made in his Image! (Praise Be!)

Gifted with Flesh! (Praise Be!)

Armored in Psychosis! (Praise Be! Blessed with Purpose! (Praise Be!)

We are the Eternal Crusaders of Humanity!

For as long as our Globules survive, we will be REBORN! (PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!)

Prayer is done.

I implore you all to share any ideas for future entries, and any exciting stories from your Legions!

And that concludes this week's amazing Sermon! Captain-General of the Horizon Obliterators Legion signing off!

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!

PRAISE BE!