u/Theawsomegamer111111

The 12 teaspoons of yeast #:#

"And by the 10 breadandments, your bakery burn't to a crisp and your recipes will all be ruined, for your baguettes sliced have outnumbered all that have come before you"

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FUTURE GOSPEL

I will start work on the first chapter on the new testement of the book, subbreddit mod said it was okay. Baguette gospel will be delayed until it is done, probs like 2 - 4 days or so

Bread Boat #:# (numbers censored until permission from owner for suitable numbers)
"Rally up thine bakers, each baker must receive 3 and a half cups of flour and each baker shall find a baguette recipe suitable to them, for the massive dough flood might wipe the remain bakers and recipes"

Baguettesis 8:29
"The town of bakers hailed upon lord baguette for their entrance to baguette heaven, for their baguettes sliced were as light as a feather"

i'm just going to say, baguettes sliced = sins so y'all know that for my future baguette gospel

Sourdoughians 32:2 "it's okay to apply as much toppings as possible to a baguette. But too much and ones baguette is sliced"

Baguetteisis 1:15 "and from crumbs of the baguettes, lord baguette created a boy and a girl, both sent to immediatly start finding the perfect baguette recipe"

Bread boat 9:2 "if ones expectation of a baguettes length undermines their standard, then ones baguette shall be sliced"

When i shoot a person in the head with a shotgun, they just fly back, i really want to know a mod thay has actual realistic deaths