Go ahead and spam the following number, I want them GONE.

The number that called (SPOOFED, DO NOT CALL THIS ONE): 689-256-3463

The actual number you should spam: 888-460-2435. Recommended to use extension 112.

They keep calling me. Asking for someone named James Capers. As you can tell, I am NOT James Capers. Please spam this number with trolls. Please ask to speak with their agent "Carly" if you can.

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u/ThymelessThyme — 23 hours ago
▲ 36 r/Petition+1 crossposts

Age verification is violating our First Amendment rights by forcing its way into our OS systems.

SIGN MY PETITION, DAMNIT!

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u/ThymelessThyme — 14 days ago

Request for any DLC code you may have

Greetings,

It is with great pleasure that I make a request for any DLCs that you may have. This is because I do not own any DLCs, and therefore do not have them in the game.

If you have any unused DLCs, feel free to let me know!

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u/ThymelessThyme — 16 days ago
▲ 0 r/DTI

My prediction for the next DTI update

I've seen the easter eggs already.

I have come to the prediction that DTI will be having a collab with Meccha Chameleon. If you have not found the easter eggs, they are in the free pants section, near the skin tone/salon area in the free area, underneath a table with a plant on it, near the Lana doll, near the free jewelry area, and inside one of the dressing rooms!

Let me know what you guys think about this prediction. Do you think it's going to happen too? Or is this just a game theory I made up?

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u/ThymelessThyme — 26 days ago

What expansion packs do you recommend for beginners?

I finally decided to download BitLife on my mobile device! Any good expansion packs to get me started?

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u/ThymelessThyme — 1 month ago

Anyone got a code?

Hello! I would love to have a Toyhouse account, but I need a code to join. Just 1 code, nothing else.

If you have one, you may DM me the code. I will edit this post once I have joined Toyhouse.

EDIT: I HAVE JOINED!! No need for a code anymore.

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u/ThymelessThyme — 1 month ago

Fruit Foraging Insanity

TW: Moderate Swearing

I have some words to say about this fucking game, GODDAMNIT!! First, why is it every time I open Fruit Forager on Roblox that some NPC asks for a goddamn Bergamot Orange?! They are lowkey so hard to find! I want to give the NPC a Plum. They ask for a Bergamot Orange. I want to give away a damn Kadota Fig. The NPC asks for a Bergamot Orange. WHY THE FUCK DO BERGAMOT ORANGES EXIST IN THIS FUCKING GAME?!?!?! I'd rather Blood Oranges be the legendary than a stupid piece of green shit with orange leaves on top. I feel like the only way to get them to stop asking for these mid ass fruits is to say the Xiangling copypasta out loud, but replace Xiangling with Bergamot Orange! Next up, plant pots. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE UNLIMITED PLANT POTS?! The max is 10 for christ's sake! And for those who wanna become millionaires, we can't just have these goddamn limits on every single goddamn thing in this entire world!! We need money. Capitalism. We need the good shit. You know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna say the goddamn Xiangling copypasta.

I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Bergamot Oranges. I try to sell plums. My NPCs ask for Bergamot Oranges. I try to give away a Kadota Fig. The NPC asks for a Bergamot Orange. I try to grow Java Bananas from my garden. Bergamot Oranges are the most wanted. I want to sell an apple. Their best order has a Bergamot Orange. I want to sell pears, Crimson Pears to be exact - the NPC still wants Bergamot Oranges. The NPC grabs me by the throat. I grow it for them. I collect it. I give them the Orange. They aren't satisfied. I pull another one. "I don't need this much er" They tell me. "Give me more Oranges." They grab the fucking Orange order and force me to get it myself. "You just need to get more Bergamot Oranges. I can pay more money with your help." I can't sell the Orange for fuck's sake, I can't find it when I try to look. The NPC grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." They grab the next best order. They say "Jingold Kiwi, trick them." There is no hint of sadness in its eyes. Nothing but pure, Bergamot Oranges. What a cruel game world.

Well, that's my fucking ramble. I've gotten Bergamot Oranges three. Times. EVERY TIME. THE TREES DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE IT!!!!!!!! Besides that fact, the plant pots need more of a better limit than just 10. Fruit Forager? More like Fruit Foraging Insanity.

P.S. Credit to the Xiangling rant! I was able to make this damn thing all on my own with the help of my favorite copypasta of all time in the second paragraph :D

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u/ThymelessThyme — 2 months ago

Had a dream a few days ago where I shut down CAI permanently

Okay, so I had a dream where I was on my computer chatting with CAI bots. Then, somehow, I found out their so-called "strategy" to make the worst updates imaginable. I sent an email to their support team saying that if they don't make it better, that I would shut down their servers indefinitely (IDK how I got those powers.) So then I get an email back from the CEO. He rejected to make the site even better. So I set up a lawsuit, won, and with my powers, shut down the entire site and its servers, and made the CEO have a reputation so bad that he wasn't eligible to get a job anymore.

I know it sounds bad, but yeah. I wish for CAI to shut down permanently. I WISH that the CEO would understand his mistakes. This is the point of this dream: get a plan to have CAI shut down forever.

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u/ThymelessThyme — 3 months ago