New from HBO SNAX: The Putt. Also FUCK AI THEY ALREADY HAD A READY MADE PIC WHY DID THEY HAVE TO USE GEN AI

New from HBO SNAX: The Putt. Also FUCK AI THEY ALREADY HAD A READY MADE PIC WHY DID THEY HAVE TO USE GEN AI

Somebody on IG said “This is the cast of The Putt, not The Pitt” and I’m fucking losing it laughing

u/TsukasaElkKite — 2 days ago

Longdong got WhatsApp on the recommendation of Mel so they can chat outside of work and participate in work groupchats. It’s not going well.

u/TsukasaElkKite — 10 days ago

They look like different reactions when you come out to them

Gerran: Congrats! Proud of you!
Shawn: Interesting…want me to help you get a boyfriend/girlfriend? I’m a good wingman.
Patrick: I’m happy for you. are we still going out for lunch today?

u/TsukasaElkKite — 15 days ago

Theory: Dana is not real because the events of The Pitt were all a dream Robby had when he was in a coma from a motorcycle accident that happened right before 7 am in Season 1

Robby got in a motorcycle accident, went into a coma and the events of seasons 1 and 2 are a dream he had.

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u/TsukasaElkKite — 18 days ago

Canon dates of season 1

So, my ADHD brain was like, “when Langdon told Robby he’d been sober for 186 days as of July 4, 2026, when would he have gotten sober for the second time? From what he says, it implies that he relapsed in the 4 month between Season 1’s shift and that day.”, then I started digging and came up with a rough timeline.

Canon dates for season 1/season 2

Pre-series
1948: Dr. Adamson is born (plaque on the Wall of Heroes)
1983: Cassie McKay is born (“I’m 42 years old”)
1986: Baran Al-Hashimi is born (“40 year old female”)
1996: Samira Mohan is born (Supriya stated in an interview that the producers wanted Mohan to be 29. Based on that, Mohan would have been born in 1996)
2/4/99: Rebecca and Melissa King are born (admitting bracelet seen on Becca’s wrist)
7/7/05: Victoria Javadi is born (“my birthday is next Tuesday”)
9/5/20: Dr. Adamson dies

Season 1 shift: 9/5/25 based on the shift being on an odd day and a Friday.
Langdon gets out of 30 day rehab (“30 day inpatient rehabilitation”) 10/5/25 (Approx)
Langdon fully tapers off of benzos, starts counting sober days: 12/31/25
Season 2 shift: 7/4/26

It’s very common for addicts to relapse when they first get sober, thus why he says to Robby that he’s been sober for 186 days, which implies he was fully tapered off of benzodiazepines as of December 31, 2025, if going by the show canon that the shift takes place on September 5, 2025.

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u/TsukasaElkKite — 22 days ago

Anybody know if the US tour merch is on sale online or if it’s just at shows? I see shirts with dates but I don’t know which leg of the tour they’re for

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u/TsukasaElkKite — 29 days ago

Breaking news: Patrick Ball reveals he has a side hustle of posting thirst traps on his IG stories to murder Pitt fans

u/TsukasaElkKite — 1 month ago