Since its the day after the 4th then fireworks and displays should be discounted. With that i propose that they use some of the money to spend on discount fireworks, sparklers or other explosives to create a Distractible Fireworks display.
They could have an papermache bobs fridge bonfire, a thesus Catherine wheel (which ship is which), rocket bye Bobby...
Saw this 3d print file and noticed that the gap between the mini macs in this server stack would be ideal for a frozen capri sun to get slotted in the space instead of air flow.
Instead of buying a cinema or a town why not go properly big and not only buy a historic Scottish castle but a whole estate?
Currently there is a castle with over 3,000 acres of land (including 260 of forest plus pedigree farm for Highland cows and wild red deer), coastline and other benefits...
Key features
* Enchanting Coastal Estate extending to 3,702 acres
* Magnificent 'B' Listed Scottish Baronial Castle (18 bedrooms)
* 3,338 acres Pasture, Rough Grazing and Hill
* 260 acres Woodland
* Over 3 miles of Rugged Coastline
* 3 Lochs, including the Ancient Volcanic Loch of S’ Airde Beinn
* Portfolio of 17 Estate Properties
* Equipped Pedigree Livestock Farm
* Glengorm Coffee Shop and Holiday Lettings Businesses
* Fishing, Shooting and Stalking Opportunities
Just think of Marks space for render farms being cooled in a local Loch, Wades boats and pontoons on the coast and Bob/James offloading with their respective vehicles.
All for the low low price of... eh hem... £9,000,000.