Rendezook Tutorial

Just 8 days ago I managed to pull off for the first time in my life the greatest Battlefield feat: a rendezook. I even posted it here:

My first rendezook ever

Now, just like clockwork, EA and DICE decided to throw a challenge to perform a rendezook. Are you kidding me??? And, you guessed it, the rendezook I performed did not count towards this challenge (of course, why would it?). So I decided to give it a try once more and fortunately, I managed to do it AGAIN.

Since this challenge may represent a struggle to some, I decided to make a little 101 on how to performs these tricks. Of course, I'm no expert in the subject, but I happened to find a somewhat good methodology to get these on a consisten basis. These are the step-by-step I followed to master the rendezook:

Step 0: You'll need to deal with lots of frustration. Performing a zook may need a lot of tries and time into it, so don't let this bring you down and keep up the work.

Step 1: Use the attack plane. Attack planes are smaller than the fighter meaning you're harder to hit. This will be important especially when you're luring the enemy plane into you.

Step 2: Lure the enemy plane. You want an enemy plane on your tail, so you have to do circles in the middle of the map but do them quite high in the sky, not near the ground.

Step 3: Reach for the sky. Once you have an enemy plane on your tail, try luring it to the limit of the skybox. If you followed step 2º, you'll already be pretty high in the sky so this step may not take a lot of time.

Step 4: Eject. Once you hit the skybox limit, your plane (and the enemy's) will stall so hard that it will stay almost perfectly still. This is your chance to eject and put a rocket into it. I tend to open the parachute just to get a clear view of the plane, but that's optional. Try aiming just a bit higher than the enemy nose because even though the plane stalls, it reamins with a little bit of momentum.

Step 5: chase the fuck out of your plane. This is where you'll start panicking. Once the enmy jet is done for, you'll need to re enter your jet. Try diving from beneath because usually if you land flat on top of the plane, it will kill you. Try approaching the cockpit from beneath and spam E like the madman you are.

Step 6: let the happy chemicals do their thing

Conclusion: Be patient. I've been trying to rendezook since bf3. Keep up the grind and eventually, it will come. Good luck my fellow rendezookers. The dog tag is waiting for you 🫡

u/ValenRoz — 1 day ago

Is this the best dragon ball z shitpost trend?

Just found these videos with an overkill in sound effects and couldn't have laughed more. New fan of the series.

u/ValenRoz — 7 days ago
▲ 1.2k r/ShadowoftheColossus+1 crossposts

Qué juego les encanta pero tiene "esa parte"?

Para mi es el viejo y siempre bien habido: "all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ". LPM, como me hace renegar esa parte.

u/ValenRoz — 4 days ago
▲ 549 r/PilotsofBattlefield+1 crossposts

My very first rendezook ever

The first time in my life that I managed to pull this off. It didn't record my voice, but rest assured that I screamed like pig that's being burnt with a blunt.

u/ValenRoz — 9 days ago

I'm trying to get my friends into piloting. Is this honest work?

The Top Gun colab is on the way and I'm trying to get my friends into piloting jets. That's why I made this silly video trying to show off the cool stuff you can do in a plane. Please ignore some of the spanish memes. Do you think this is honest work regarding my purpose?

Hope you found it funny at the very least.

u/ValenRoz — 13 days ago

Can we have this feature back please?

I think it would make gameplay much better as players would rely on more information to decide actions

EDIT: People don't understand that I mean 3D spotting ONLY, not appearing on the minimap while firing, that's fine

u/ValenRoz — 14 days ago

Final Battlefield 6 Map Tier List

Ok fellas, Battlefield 6 will no longer get support from EA and DICE so now that Battlefield 6 is all crispy and done, I thought I make a final map tier list. My rating is mainly for conquest because I pretty much only play that gamemode. This tierlist does not apply for escalation or breakthrough.

Let's do from worst to best.

F of Fuck You Tier: There is only one map that can ocupy the worst tier, and that's New Sobek City before remake. Veterans that have been around since launch know exactly what I mean. What a load of crap. Huge buildings that acted as a sniper camping nests with multiple floors so they could lurk and leave offspring. Worst part? you couldn't even shoot the buildings down so the camping nests were pretty much invincible. Thank god they remade it.

D of Dogshit Tier:

Blakwell Fields before remake. Better than New Sobek City before remake, but that is not a hard feat to pull off. At least this map was not a camping-rat fest. What REALLY bothered me about this map were the plane boundaries. What the hell DICE?? Am i even able to leave spawn before being hit with the "return to combat area or WE WILL FUCKING KILL YOU"? Man, I'm just 20 feet away from HQ, chill, I'm not going anywhere. Whenver I tried to pilot in this map I felt like a dolphin in a bathtub. And let's not talk about AA tank being able to lock on to you from his spawn INTO YOUR SPAWN. No thanks.

New Sobek City after remake. They just couldn't do it. New Sobek was so fucked up from the start than even after the remake in season 5 the map was still pretty bad to play. We still have sniper nests but they are not as much oppresive as before the remake. Still ass though.

C of Crap Tier: Every now and then, I enjoy these maps but most of the time, they are just meat-grinders.

Empire State: Call of Duty just called, they want their map back. One of the smallest map in the franchise with no vehicles available. Brainless meat grinder. It's good to warm up aim before playing something good. Most of the time, I skip this map though.

Uptown: remember the teaser we got before season 5? Everyone thought it was Vegas. That would've been so cool man. Instead we got fucking downtown form hardline remastered as a rich housing area. It was a shame that the all the mistery around this map ended up in another meatgrinder.

Blackwell Fields after remake: Meh, they improved it. Game flow feels kinda nice, especially around C and the multiple ways you have to enter the point. But IDK man, it's just not it. The aesthetic is ass too. Don't like it.

Antenna: Who thought it was a good idea to make a circular map around a huge ass antenna??? The circular layout makes me feel like a cat and mouse chase. Go to A rotate B, then C then D then A then B then C and so on... Fuck that. Trapping enemies in the gas chambers was hilarious though.

B of Befitting Tier: sometimes it may be good, sometimes it may be shit. Acceptable experiences overall.

Manhattan Bridge: Whoever controls B wins the game. That easy. It's over Anakin I have the highground. However it's pretty funny to blast away all the enemies in B with the little bird. I don't like the meatgrinder aspect of the map but I have fun more often than not.

Liberation Peak: I really liked it in the beta and in the first seasons of the game, but once people started to figure out how easy it is to rat in this map, the experiece went down the drain like a fucking turd. It is a fun map whenever those things don't happen.

Cairo Bazar: Tank enjoyers will only play this map. It's so easy to destroy everybody with the IFV with very few risks because there isn't any other vehicle in the game and flanking routes are pretty straight forward, so a skilled tanker will remember all of them and with just a bit of awareness, they are invincible.

Operation Firestorm: Since this map is an authentic combined arms warfare I cannot rate it any lower. But it can turn pretty shitty more often than not. The main chimney really needed to be destructible, too bad they never made it. Sniper campers there, are just insufferable.

Hagental Base: Operation Locker iteration for BF6. It fills the role quite well. I really liked to be able to flank in the underground tunnels. However, when you get spawn trapped it really is a very shitty experience.

Kneiff Hill: They really outdid themselves with the beauty of this map. Beautifull indeed. But do you know what they forgot? TO ADD FUCKING COVER. Snipers and tankers paradise. Planes are really important in this map and since I'm a plane guy I really appretiate that. It's like a worse version of panzerstorm from bfv.

Havoc: Never knew 6 flags could be squished together in such a tiny map. This is the bfv's Devastation iteration into bf6, taking place around the Saint-Etienne Cathedral in France. Map is pretty and very gloomy, I always appretiate that. You were pretty much all the time in a flag. They were so close to each other that you only have to take a few steps away from one flag to reach the other. Meatgrinder. This map reasling 3 weeks after kneiff hill really made this season a blunder.

A of Ace Tier: These are the GOOD maps. Great experiences with no overall no balancing issues. Luckily, most of the maps fall in this category, bf6 had many very good maps.

Iberian Offensive: kind of a meat grinder but it has so many flanking routes that It's easy to sneak behind and drop 3 to 4 squads. Placing a spawn beacon in the first floor of C flag is a guarantee to become your enemy worst nightmare. Plus, the map is beautiful.

Seige of Cairo: My favourite map of the beta. It's just a very enjoyable overall experience with mutliple flanking routes and opportunities to get behind enemy lines.

Mirak Valley: it remainds me quite a lot to bf1 with trenches and a grim atmosphere. This was the plane map before the big boys dropped. Great map, however i would've liked to be able to level all the buildings. Especially because all the campers in there. The crane destruction is neat though.

Eastwood: Matches tend to change landscape very quickly as you move around the map and level all the buildings. Balanced gameplay and it's also a very pretty map.

Contaminated: Balanced gameplay with all type of encounters. There are CQC areas as well as mid range and sniper areas. The atmosphere is splendid and the gameplay is very well balanced for each team. The thing that it lacks that it would make the map 100% better is PLANES. Add more planes DICE pls, it's my final wish, the Top Gun collab in season 5 was the greatest thing ever.

Railway to Golmud: this map really scratchs my Battlefield itch. I think this is the second best combined arms warfare map in the game (you already know which is the first one fellas). Planes, helis, tanks, transport vehicles, it has all! And they also included a CQC area around E and F. Excellent map.

Tsuru Reef: this map is hands down the most beautiful in the game. Not even close. I legit would enter an empty server just to fuck around and explore. Another very good combined arms warfare. Planes had a lot of breathing space which is always something good.

Wake Island: another classic. Cannot be rated lower. Very good map and fun to play. Nothing more to add, it's a classic man.

Iquitos: the best map of the season 8. Colorful, wild and muddy. Felt like a Battlefield Vietnam map. Helis were so much fun in this map, yet balanced. Tanks were rough though. Infantry could sneak up on you very easily with all the foliage.

High Stakes: Pax Armata heading to Chernobyl to retrieve potential nuclear power from the accident in 1986? The lore in season 9 was just out of the charts with this one. Map is very fun to play and very grim as well. Everything is gray and seems depressed. Warfare in such conditions surely leaves sequels.

Skyline: the most vertical map seen in battlefield history. The triangulation in the buildings positions make it impossible to rat and very funny to get on top of them with the elevator. It's like Kaleidoscope from bf 2042 but without the suffering. C flag was a hell of a meatgrinder though. Making it to be the only flag underground really set the engagements appart. You have long range battles in the roof tops, tank warfare in the ground, and infrantry mayhem underground. Excellent map.

Iwo Jima: another classic that got remastered. What can I say about it, it's Iwo Jima. You know it and I know it. It's an excellent map, preiod.

Operation Aeolus: this map was made for us, plane enjoyers. It's the only map where one capture point is up in the sky, and the only way to capture it is to have air supriority. SUCH a good idea for a map. Meanwhile, on the ground, the match is less interesting, at least for me. Standard 5 flags with C in the middle where all the mayhem occurs. Similar to Siege of cairo in that regard. But man, having a 6v6 plane standoff is the coolest thing ever.

S of Supreme Tier: just like F tier, only one map can ocupy the crown. The BEST map in Battlefield 6 life cycle. As you already know, that map is Santorini. THIS is the best combined arms warfare map in the game. The city part is very well made with white colours and escalonated floors giving the engagements some kind of verticality but not too much. Meanwhile, on the outskirts, tanks lurk and have an immense standoff between each other. Eventually you can aventurate into the city but awareness is key because buildings are very close to each other and you may get flanked. The lake part have multiple boats to help out the city standoff and to capture the F flag in the middle of the lake. Also, attack helis, transport helis and the little bird as well as planes make it so the map is always crowded in the sky. Everytime you look up, there is something happening. Aircraft crashing to the ground, flares dropping on your head, etc. Map is also on par with tsuru reef in terms of beauty but play extremely better than it. Also, the easter egg with the volcano erupting is the COOLEST THING EVER. Closest thing to l'evolution we got.

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And so this is it. If you make it till the end, thank you for reading. Do you agree with my list? what's your opinion about it? I think when time goes on, we will remember this battlefield as one of the greatest. I really had a blast.

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u/ValenRoz — 18 days ago

Alguna vez Boca tuvo tantos muertos en el plantel como ahora?

Veo la lista de jugadores de Boca y no lo puedo creer. Cómo llegamos a esta mierda de plantel??

Miren cuantos muertos tenemos actualmente en el plantel de primera división y COBRANDO la plata del socio:

- Javi Garcia

https://preview.redd.it/zq4txktoxmgh1.png?width=453&format=png&auto=webp&s=42affc04ac837be4242677d01e5ec947e79ac168

- Mantequín (Este está tan muerto que ni numero le ponen)

https://preview.redd.it/flyam94qxmgh1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=646b11a262fa20d65b8074b4c175350f8ac5c713

- Weigandt (este me duele porque es bostero en serio, pero por dios es un muerto mal)

https://preview.redd.it/zvj00x4yxmgh1.png?width=453&format=png&auto=webp&s=15097ce278678febd4dbfd0a41c2f0fa1ef1c63a

- Figal

https://preview.redd.it/c6t4zdhzxmgh1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=e57cccf509913793dda3b9823bbddf0651f6e3cf

- Braida

A quien fuiste a marcar en el tercer gol de riestra, hijo de 400 sistemas solares repletos de putas?

- Alarcon

https://preview.redd.it/m7e0pvmbymgh1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a7327614a71f414348114a40000e2b98211cb1e

- Palacios

https://preview.redd.it/bht7uc21ymgh1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=033e603a5a9ad9e51701508ef117654f9b7e976f

- Belmonte

https://preview.redd.it/sdvysbeaymgh1.png?width=454&format=png&auto=webp&s=7ed37e356cd8bd73576e9dc28f89f17d887bbbbd

- VelASCO

10 millones para dejarnos afuera en fase 2 de Lali

- Gimenez

https://preview.redd.it/6ghxc45kymgh1.png?width=451&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6c8768488e152ac762cb98c39f5c6e55153fa0f

- JANSON

Mientras este tipo esté en Boca, no puedo considerar que es un equipo serio

No puedo creer que estoy viendo el plantel desde la pagina oficial de Boca y me dan ganas de CORTARME LA PIJA, nunca vi tanta mierda junta.

Gracias por el espacio, ya me descargué

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u/ValenRoz — 20 days ago
▲ 174 r/fulbo

No la cagues hoy ehh

Dale que river viene en picada! Necesito que ganen para que la alegría sea total, pero a la vez siento que este plantel te dejaría a pata incluso contra El Porvenir.

u/ValenRoz — 21 days ago

Does anybody stop using a weapon once it reached lvl 50?

It's kinda weird. There is no limitation in weapon level, however I feel the need to move on to another weapon once the one I'm using reaches lvl50. It's like "ok, I'm done with this one, let's try another one". Anybody feels the same?

u/ValenRoz — 21 days ago

How do you use thrust vectoring while keeping the afterburner?

I just saw a guy using the fighter jet and noticed that while he is tapping the thrust vector to make a tighter turn, his afterburner wouldn't go away. I didn't know this was possible because doing the thrust vector requieres the throttle down key to be pressed. Anyone can pls explain to me how he's doing this?

here's the link of the video of him doing this: https://youtu.be/Dtp9uq8hWtE?si=lwtGDZtu4p3j_rnM&t=88

Thanks for the help!

u/ValenRoz — 29 days ago

Did your attack boat get stuck? No worries, just punch it back to the water ✅

u/ValenRoz — 29 days ago
▲ 25 r/fulbo

Inglaterra solo tuvo 2 (DOS) pases completados entre el minuto 66 y 85 contra Argentina

Y los dos pases que sí dieron fueron entre el arquero y el central

Metieron gol y se olvidaron de cómo jugar al fútbol, ingleses cagones

u/ValenRoz — 1 month ago

Is it bad to ask for this?

I know people are going to say "skill issue", "secure the kill", and blah blah. And you know what? They might be right, but there's something weird and frustrating about putting 99 dmg to someone and then get that kill stolen from you.

Don't know why they removed it. I don't recall people being vocal about removing this feature that was in many previous Battlefield titles.

u/ValenRoz — 1 month ago

Do these bad boys need a rework?

They only one-shot to the head which is significantly harder to do than just headshot with a sniper or shotgun slug. They are so cool man, it's a shame they might as well not be in the game and nobody would notice it.

u/ValenRoz — 2 months ago

Con qué resolución y fps promedio juega el redditurro taringuero promedio?

Me dio curiosidad conocer la resolución (1080p, 2k o 4k) y los fps con que juega la comunidad gaming argentina. Sin importar generos de juego.

Compartan sus preferencias, es con propósitos cientificos (?

EDIT: Gracias por las respuestas linces patagónicos de las nieves andinas

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u/ValenRoz — 2 months ago

Guys, I'm going pro

I just realized I'm very good in this game. Maybe too good. That's why I just dropped off from college and I'm going full bf6 pro player. I'll be playing tournaments and earning money based solely on my talent in bf6.

This is just a brief compilation of my best moments. Don't be sad this is just how it works out sometimes

Wish me good luck <3

P.S: Sorry for the audio, I was listening to the radio while editing

u/ValenRoz — 2 months ago

Is this the most cursed build in the game? (Part 2)

My stupid ass realized a better and more cursed build than before based on a comment I read in the previous post. This thing looks hedious

u/ValenRoz — 2 months ago