u/WarwickReider

Dear Redditors,

The best email sign-off is “Stay hydrated”.

Why? Because it’s universally good advice. It subtly implies that whatever you’re about to do after reading my email requires peak physical performance. I’ve been ending work emails with “Stay hydrated” for months. Nobody has questioned it. A few people have even started saying it back.

Stay hydrated,

OP

A first date at someone’s place tells you way more than meeting at a bar or café. You instantly see how they live, what they’re interested in, whether they’re clean or messy, and if you actually feel comfortable around them. Plus, you can actually talk without loud music or spending $80 on drinks.

People always say it’s unsafe, but if both people are comfortable, have told friends where they are, and have taken the usual precautions, I think it’s a much better way to find out if you’re actually compatible.

People like to shit on parents who pick modern trendy names but naming a daughter Sarah in 2026 is downright silly. The name is perfectly fine, yet choosing it today suggests a complete lack of creativity. Thousands of distinctive options exist… why settle for something that feels so overused?

Everyone at the table laughed.