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▲ 68 r/2easterneuropean4u

ENOUGH! Who do they think they are? Our Lenin gave them a country, and they spit in our face! Don't they know we can nuke Kiev?!

UKRAINIANS.

They only think about their right bank of the Dnieper, they're NAZIS! They won't worship Bandera, they won't bomb Donetsk children, WE WON'T LET THEM!

We're better. We're stronger! We're the descendants of the Kievan Rus!

We... are... Z!!!

u/WitherWasTaken — 19 days ago
▲ 34 r/SchizophrenicMaps

Map of the Eurostans in the United States of Europe

Basically another reverse colonization scenario (where Europe was colonized by Native Americans) except that this time it's an apartheid state, and the government created de-jure autonomous European states, basically South African Bantustans but with Europeans, so they're called... Eurostans? (Not really high effort so i'm not posting it on r/imaginarymaps or anywhere else)

u/WitherWasTaken — 20 days ago
▲ 82 r/2easterneuropean4u+1 crossposts

In response to every single person who has accused me of being a russian bot in the last 4 years:

Glory to Kaliningrad!

u/WitherWasTaken — 26 days ago
▲ 23 r/2easterneuropean4u

Haven't been to this gem of a sub in a while. Anyway, since it's pride month, here's my pride flag:

Hail Kaliningrad! Смерть врагам Кёнигсберга!

u/WitherWasTaken — 1 month ago
▲ 582 r/linguisticshumor

Inspired by 2 posts i've seen on this sub: creating new English loanwords by butchering Russian words so that they look like English ones

This is probably wrong (in the way that they wouldn't be written or pronounced if they were adapted in this way) but still...

u/WitherWasTaken — 1 month ago