u/Wonderful_Audience60

I've been in an out of this game across multiple accounts for maybe 3 years but never really got super into it. is EVERYTHING possible solo hardmode or no? what are the actual good units? I know it's definitely level dependent but there's sure to be all rounders right.

I'm not sure which site is authentic.

The routine remains unchanged, goal simple.

I must wake up at 7:39, check. I must have all the necessary groceries in the fridge for pancake mix, check. I must shower with warm-hot water, check. I must vacuum the house quickly, oddity.

I drag the old dingy thing to the hall in my home, a long walk that connects the foyer, garage and living room. After setting it down at the front door, I tug at the cord until it pulls out, then drag it all the way to the end of the hall. I can see it, no one else can, but it's too long. Using the patterns on the carpet below, I can tell that the cord is longer than it should be. 2 colored squares in the carpet too long, it should end at the brighter blue stripe.

I inhale deeply - something has attempted to trick me, and I pray it doesn't know it has failed. I stomp lightly on the vacuum, weighing down a button that reels the cord back inside. It snakes across the floor just fine, no residue, no abnormalities. I muster a half smile as I make my way back to the master bedroom upstairs, the routine has broken and we both know. The door shuts with a loud bang before I lock it tight, sliding a nightstand in front of it as it opens inwards. A hollow, plastic rattle echoes about the room as I dim the blinds with a quick snag.

I've escaped once more, evaded my fate, yet delayed my goal.

When will I wake up in my house?