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oh boy! i cant wait to enjoy a lovely dinner of kittens and babies when i get home!

u/Xero_1000 — 9 days ago

its best if i uninstall now

been fencesitting since getting Gief to Master a week ago but i cant think of anything else i can get out of this game

I get very frustrated every time ever since i started playing, the bloodcurdling rush of emotion is kinda exhillerating but i doubt its good for me.

While climbing to Master i labbed a bunch of cool gimmicky SPD resets and tech and got some clips falling into my lap but at this point im out of clipfarm technology or everyday combos to lab so its just drills

Playing for number go up sounds depressing and specifically going for clips is a miserable experience in other games

Ive been playing a couple hours a day for two months and its time to piss off before i pitch my computer out the window or smth

ok bye lol

Things I hate:

-idk if its just me but the bootup sequence for the game is like five minutes its eternal agony to start up. World Tour loading screens too i played that for achievements

-most tilting thing by far is making the right call and fumbling the execution. SPD becoming jump, mistimed meaty into fucking explode, failed hitconfirm, trying to backdash a throw and nothing happening, drive reversal coming out as drive impact, trying to check the DR and dying a horrible counterhit death, etc.

-holy shit i queue so many chinese jamies my entire block list is jamies and they still send me five fucking jamies in a row zero herd thinning fuck off they all do the same shit too go fucking hail mary safe on block EX palmstrike into chug wincon, all air approches lose to air to air divekick, million year frametrap spacetrap blockstring he can go into command grab at any point, DR heavy punch autowin

-if you connection is dogshit please accept the vote cancel istg

-I do not care for DI unc check it doesnt promote anything especially when i check the replay and its like oh i won cus they decided to press the "force gamble your entire healthbar" button like a dipshit okay then. DI resets are kinda cool

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u/Xero_1000 — 13 days ago

150 steam hours and we still cheeks at this game

1400MR trenches another random DI please

u/Xero_1000 — 14 days ago

I FUCKING TECHED

FUCK YOU RYAN I TECHED THAT THROW I PRESSED THE BUTTON FUCK YOU FRFDDSSPRODKWOGKWOGJWOFKEOFEKFKWOFPWODO

u/Xero_1000 — 18 days ago

sonion

his only mistake was giving up on OD DP and my only mistake was not finishing with DR Tundra Storm

u/Xero_1000 — 19 days ago

they be lettin' ANYONE into Master now huh

i made it i can finally kill myself!!!

u/Xero_1000 — 19 days ago
▲ 151 r/GiefClips

morality of buffering level 2 even though it 100% looks like teabagging

lol

u/Xero_1000 — 22 days ago

i just wanna say

the drivetech wear skin is so damn ugly the characters just lose all their aura and design instantly it looks so out of place when i match anyone wearing it like it only looks fitting on 10% of characters who are white boy from new york like Terry or Luke everyone else would not be wearin ts

it sucks i cant disable it on its own i might need to turn all the costume settings to Default even if it means i'll never see bikini kimberly again

u/Xero_1000 — 22 days ago

enjoyment tierlist cus i cant sleep, mostly ordered

yap

AKI: best design on the roster. hot asf. Also grabbing her out of Snake Step is fun. her whip antiair is godawful so i can get in

Deejay: jolly guy with fun voicelines we got the rhythm mon ya wagwan

Gief: the mirror. trade tech and dap up a brother

M.Bison: i like that he doesnt have an invincible reversal so i dont have to respect shit

Marisa: just jump lol

Ryu and the other shotos: stock standard Shoto Fighter 6 experience. just whoever i dont mention is standard to me

Cammy: footsies the character

viper exists

Ingrid: sometimes she can do cool things but she's also so reliant on her fireball you get some really lame matches. Also getting suckerpunched by 17f EX beam feels cheap

Ed: I used to be an Ed hater but then i realised its literally just his warcrime 5MK that ignores Gief 5[HP] armour and everything else is fun. Ed's character is angsty asf i dont like that. Ed 5MK is bottom of the tierlist

Juri: A tier but Mai does everything better lmaooooo

Kimberly: whoever gets their turn first wins. Could easily be in unranked Who? tier

Luke: throw loop merchant because he cant do anything else

chun exists its kinda annoying to get in and her pressure can feel very long

Who tier: I honestly dont see these guys enough to rank them. "If Blanka was a waifu we'd all be dead"

Guile: not mad yet but definitely negative matches take so long win or lose i get jumpscared by the rematch screen fighting this guy takes a half hour

Terry: if we wanted a white boy we shouldve brought back Cody

JP: JP

Modern Kens will stare at you from fullscreen like the weird child sitting in the next booth at a restaurant, expecting you to deliver a punish to them wrapped in a neat little bow and gift box so they can skill loop you to death. Failing that they fish for 2MK DRC. The entire match is SPD'ing Jinrai Kick and guess for game on when he's gonna let his one button halfscreen EX DP rip its so fucking boring if you made a soulless robot play SF6 it'd be a Modern Ken.

Sagat: Tiger Knee! Halfscreen Low Kick! Stand Medium Punch! Stand Medium Punch! Stand Medium Punch! "fuuuuuuuuuuuck my neutral and pressure is so clean" *dusts hands*

Alex: this guy is like doodoo dogshit on tierlists but i cannot for the life of me get a button or grab to connect. Also angsty like Ed and got their character assassinated hard

Modern Gief: mf gets constant microwalk SPD without ever knowing what a microwalk SPD entails (aka OP SPD, SnakePD). one button command grab me no likey

Jamie: I live next to China i queue like 5 of these guys in a row fuck off Jamie is the only character i one and done there are so many Jamies here. For gameplay uhhhhhh run away the entire match, land one safe on block unreactable EX palmstrike, chug and become the best character in the game

u/Xero_1000 — 26 days ago

shoutout to this ranked demon bro

ive matched with this dude 4 times and they are completely allergic to walking forward. when i first matched them it was really annoying now im so intrigued by how a human being could willingly play like this that its looped around to being funny asf

what they do is back teleport projectile mixed in with Stock/EX/raw Beam suckerpunch into level 3 if they have it and onebutton antiair DP and they will spend their life savings to get a sideswitch once cornered to hold back teleport to the other corner again. The only combos are autocombos from DI or whatever punish gets handed to them. I checked some replays they do it to everyone.

im always laughin when i match this dude wondering where the next random ass DI is gon come from

hey man as long as it works

PS: can someone PLEASE tell me how to Borsch Dynamite Ingrids DP i saw this clip and have not been able to do it https://www.reddit.com/r/StreetFighter/s/1momYCSlQr

u/Xero_1000 — 26 days ago

real

i didnt get the LP :(

couldve done a better cashout punish there but it worked out in the end

i hit diamond 4 today yay

u/Xero_1000 — 29 days ago

I fucking hate Jamie

I live in Asia to queue against Chinese players and everyone and their mother picks Jamie. Little shit is so annoying. Character himself smug asf too.

Heres my Jamie sure win tutorial:

- Hold back the entire time

- Land one (1) safe unreactable EX Palmstrike or literally anything tbh

- Chug like your forfathers

- Place your opponent in a thirty second freeflow blockstring

- go into command grab when you decide to win

- profit

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u/Xero_1000 — 30 days ago