No I don't know how to fucking use the Metro. I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.

No I don't know how to fucking use the Metro. I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.

NOT EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO DO EVERYTHING

u/Xoxo809 — 18 hours ago

How is living in David, Panamá?

Interested as a possible long term stay area. I love the tropics, love nature, but also enjoy a little bit of urban hustle and bustle, and this seemed like just about the right speed.

u/Xoxo809 — 6 days ago
▲ 13 r/barexam

We got this, friends. Lock in and do it for ✨🌟him🌟✨

u/Xoxo809 — 8 days ago

Really struggling with the multiple choice simulated questions on Barbri.

I keep getting slightly below passing. Are the MCQs in real life generally a little easier than the Barbri versions?

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u/Xoxo809 — 8 days ago
▲ 14 r/barexam

Shower Thought: Barbri is like a horrible adult version of Reader Rabbit.

u/Xoxo809 — 14 days ago

What era is she in now?

Girl are you saying you used to be worse than THIS? God, I shudder to think what her "chaotic" era looked like if this is her calm, well adjusted era.

u/Xoxo809 — 14 days ago

This one's going to be a fascinating episode.

I also want to watch these two in a scene class together. I can't decide if they would hate each other like Meryl Streep and Goldie Hawn in *Death Becomes Her* because their egos are constantly battling, or if they would fall madly, histrionically, LOUDLY in love (or at least pretend to).

u/Xoxo809 — 19 days ago

Who do you think is going to design Mido's look for the 2027 Met Gala?

I mean first of all obviously he's going to be there, since he's destined to be a breakout star.

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Will it be Delulu Vuitton? Ba-LAME-ciaga? Comme des Idiotes?

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😆🙏 We have fun here.

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u/Xoxo809 — 19 days ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 20.2k r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

I gotta figure out a way to make money on this. I REALLY WANT TO.

Some people hate this, James.

u/Xoxo809 — 26 days ago
▲ 5 r/snakes

Jumping on a trend from another sub, what do my top 5 snakes say about me?

u/Xoxo809 — 1 month ago

This line took me out

Me: Xenophobia is never funny.

Shekinah: Hold my Juvederm.

That woman is ALL the way unhinged. Not a hinge in sight. How are you getting mad about an Instagram unfollow as a grown woman? And let yourself get so disregulated about it that now you're in an alley yelling at your husband about "Turkish swearing"? I don't even like Sarper, but damn.

u/Xoxo809 — 1 month ago

They thought we wouldn't notice.

>!I know they can't actually put a live rattlesnake in an enclosed space with Jacob Elordi, but as a dedicated snake nerd I noticed immediately and had to research it.!<

>!Side note, I found out through the snake side of Reddit that they used three snakes to film the scene: an actual Diamondback rattlesnake, a boa constrictor, and a blood python. !<

u/Xoxo809 — 1 month ago

Mfw I'm deep in the Barbri Con Law unit and people are arguing that an attempted murder charge threatens free speech rights.

YOU WEREN'T CHARGED FOR BEING A SAD RACIST INCEL AND WORD VOMITING YOUR MALADAPTIVE ATTENTION SEEKING BULL SHIT ON THE PUBLIC, YOU WERE CHARGED FOR THE SHOOTING.

u/Xoxo809 — 1 month ago
▲ 170 r/euphoria

Thoughts on Laurie

Laurie has made my skin crawl since her very first scene. That actress is really good because every time I see her the hair on the back of my neck stands up. Like I'm seeing people say that Bishops flat affect creeps them out, but Bishop has said he doesn't like killing, he does it because he has to, whereas Laurie reminds me of the kid on the playground who would do sick things like pull the wings off of flies. Plus, she lives with a bunch of meth head Nazis and had no hesitation about trafficking a high schooler, so there's that. Yuck.

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u/Xoxo809 — 2 months ago
▲ 109 r/NeilBreen

If Neil Breen ever gets a major studio contract, he won't say anything, but there will be signs.

u/Xoxo809 — 2 months ago