u/Xoxo809

▲ 170 r/euphoria

Thoughts on Laurie

Laurie has made my skin crawl since her very first scene. That actress is really good because every time I see her the hair on the back of my neck stands up. Like I'm seeing people say that Bishops flat affect creeps them out, but Bishop has said he doesn't like killing, he does it because he has to, whereas Laurie reminds me of the kid on the playground who would do sick things like pull the wings off of flies. Plus, she lives with a bunch of meth head Nazis and had no hesitation about trafficking a high schooler, so there's that. Yuck.

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u/Xoxo809 — 3 days ago
▲ 107 r/NeilBreen

If Neil Breen ever gets a major studio contract, he won't say anything, but there will be signs.

u/Xoxo809 — 6 days ago

Things my spouse had to explain are not common knowledge.

He had the freak jaw, could snap up an injured zebra all night long, was a regular guest on the Kruger's Reserve wildlife trail cam?

u/Xoxo809 — 6 days ago

Mallorie's regular Friday night blunt rotation.

Her friends sound like a real zany bunch of pranksters! I'm sure that her fiance will be super comfortable and safe in her Alabama small town among her friends that are "really into the deportations". It's definitely NOT a trap, OR a sundown town! They just sound super chill and normal, and definitely don't have any tattoos that would alarm the Southern Poverty Law Center!

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u/Xoxo809 — 11 days ago

Gold body paint, elaborate perfumed wigs, white linen kilt, disorderly grains at Mekmet's......you would not have liked me back then.

O'Connell, I'm a little worried the cat thinks people can't change.

u/Xoxo809 — 12 days ago

Daniel cursed Lisa with the Hom Dai, the worst of all marital curses. If Lisa does not return to her toxic relationship with Daniel before he locates the sacred canopic wigs, the plagues of Matt Sharp will be released to terrorize the Earth: Insecurity., bad lip filler, age gap relationships , Angela Deem, delusion and endless nonsensical spin-offs. Ardeth Bay and his crew have been notified and are en route to Lagos.

u/Xoxo809 — 17 days ago

Mood boarding this for the next family intervention. Flawless aesthetic for when we bust the motherfucker.

u/Xoxo809 — 23 days ago

I'm mostly being jokey of course, but anytime someone says that in an Australian movie, I know something devastating is about to happen.

Have y'all just normalized being constantly exposed to danger? On account of the funnelwebs, the unforgiving weather, the taipans, the crocodiles, that guy from Wolf Creek, the great white sharks, the Babadook, apparently a whole season where magpies attack you for no reason?????? Damn, are y'all OK?

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u/Xoxo809 — 24 days ago