u/_SageR

Unexpectedly, I remembered Dark Souls again. And as soon as I thought of those two, the idea immediately came to mind.

Also have plans to made Lute, because jedi Dickmaster should have his Lieutenant

Translation:

OFFICIAL NOTICE OF SPECIAL FLIGHT VACATION

We inform you that the citizen «...»

Is relieved of household, work and other duties due to the launch of early access of "Korea. IL-2 series of games".

During the period of validity of this notification, the specified person is instructed to arrive at his gaming place, prepare it for departure and begin performing tasks of special importance..

Before departure, it is recommended:

—Check the availability of the equipment.

—Study the controls, in order to avoid the need to do it during the flight;

—Make sure to have provisions, in case of long flights;

—Pet a cat. (even if you don't have a cat, find and pet.)

For outside persons is recommended do not ask unnecessary questions about the duration of flights, the number of attempts to land, the reasons for repeated flights with the phrase: "One more and that's it."

Any household assignments, work messages and meetings that arise during the departure process are postponed until the moment of successful landing.

Date: June 25, 2026

Reason: Early access to "Korea. Il-2"