u/addictedtoketamine2

I’ve been stuck in this housing arrangement where I’m boarded with 5 other people for a while. The others usually don’t bother me too badly and I can keep them in check, but there’s this one that really f$@&!$& annoys me. As you’d expect, they’re a cringy transtrender with like 23 different color dyes and some nonsensical name probably chosen just to confuse people. Anyways, I try to engage with them as little as possible, but our landlord does this thing where he forces us to do excursions every couple of days as a “bonding” exercise and I’m forced to leave my room and interact with them.

One time they dragged me out of my room for one of these things when I was perfectly fine on my own while yelling “Stop, please, god what are you doing you idiot” At me like they were trying to deride me for my cis male privilege like they know better than me. They yell “Please, I’m trying to help you!” And give those whole condescending talk-down speech afterwards and I just feel like they think they have some moral obligation to lecture me about their woke bulls@$?.

Like, I went to the beach once and they started making these passes on me like they thought they knew something I didn’t by glaring at me when I owned their stupid transtrender !#& and doing !@$& like going “Is there something you want to talk about?”

Like Jesus just because a man has some pastel in his room and listens to Mitski and keeps a couple of the images of boys from one of his roommate’s stupid anime’s kissing each other doesn’t mean he wants to be one of you degenerates. I’m literally the pinnacle of masculinity, I just didn’t want to change into some stupid bathing suit. Then they claim I’m talking in my sleep about how the only way I can make up is by making myself not be a burden on anyone else and re-uniting with “them” (some people I didn’t care about who used to board here and moved out). They even say I start crying happily while saying I’m finally a woman and saying I’m “Lilly” (gay name). They’re making this @$!& up and ruining my image but they won’t stop.

My best attempt at getting them to back off is to try to prove how their dumb identity is literally scientifically impossible but they go back with these pithy cop-out remarks like “We don’t have internal organs anymore” or “I could literally replace every single limb on my body with a penis if I felt like doing so” which are just evading the question, so I usually just resort to contorting their fujoshi girlfriend’s body into a ball and throwing it at them until they get annoyed or the fujoshi says it hurts too much and they both leave.

Like, the only person here I can tolerate is some short chick who isn’t constantly up in her britches whining about @$!&, and even then says she “believes I care about her” and I actually enjoy being around her. I mean like, I’m not just a misunderstood little chicken fetus in an egg that needs to be cracked open! I. Am. Not! I don’t care about her or anyone else in the slightest. End of story. They are my playthings, and I get joy out of making them suffer! I’m the one who causes pain for FUN! If I led them on, it was just to make this part hurt them more. @$#@! &$#@! There’s nothing more to me, so they should just stop looking.

Anyways I’m going to 282762-7-88.8.&&€/7.78:828191018:77;74$2929jdhfie82-88/9.00:9:@.@.@.@/7/2627198736:6,6,6.6.((:)$39;8573jsuiiejeo9:9;838i8-8*&3$$*$haiai8i&:&/8*

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/uj >!i have spent the better part of a week crying about this evil purple rabbit from a show for 8th graders!<

“Bill and Ted Rock” is a term coined by Todd on his Trainwreckords episode on Van Halen III to refer to rock bands from 1987-1991 that became popular while people were sort of tired of Glam Metal but Nirvana hadn’t become a big hit yet so they were sort of a weird middle-ground and tried to bring in something that sounded unique that would still be widely popular. These bands added in influences from other genres like Funk, Hip-Hop or actual real metal bands in order to make them stand out from Glam Metal bands, and often still carried the same machismotic bravado but downplayed into a fashion that made them seem more “real” and down-to-earth. Now, Todd set out an initial canon of some of these bands on the episode itself, but this is my list so far with his original listed bands:

- Living Colour
- Jane’s Addiction
- Alice In Chains on their first album from 1990, Facelift (my suggestion)
- Faith No More
- Extreme
- Red Hot Chili Peppers (the biggest band in the scene)
- Primus (my addition)
- Mother Love Bone (my addition)
- Fishbone (my addition)

Comment additions:
- 24-7 Spyz

- Infectious Grooves

- The Cult (Sonic Temple Era)

- Early Soundgarden

- King's X

- Guns N' Roses

- Ugly Kid Joe

- Suicidal Tendencies

- Danzig

- Talisman

- Saigon Kick

- Tesla

- Dangerous Toys

- NIN (Pretty Hate Machine era)

- The Black Crowes

- Mr. Big

- Electric Boys

- Love/Hate

I look forward to collaborating to create a broader spectrum of this canon here.