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I sent my topologist intern to get donuts for breakfast

He came back with a dozen coffee mugs.

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u/breck — 1 day ago
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The printing press

Before the printing press, people could live their whole lives without reading how essential the printing press was.

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u/breck — 2 days ago

Is this a good idea for a new domain name system?

I once dreamed of a new domain name system.

Each human gets 1 domain.

To get your domain you had to meet a domain holder IRL and do a welcome ceremony.

Then you could also give domains.

Who welcomed who is logged.

In less than a year everyone could have one.

Is this a good crazy idea? Has it been tried before?

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u/breck — 4 days ago
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Is this a good idea? Has it been tried before?

I once dreamed of a new domain name system.

Each human gets 1 domain.

To get your domain you had to meet a domain holder IRL and do a welcome ceremony.

Then you could also give domains.

Who welcomed who is logged.

In less than a year everyone could have one.

The idea is to create the infrastructure for a human-first web robust against AIs.

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u/breck — 4 days ago
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What does this popular smoky spice from the Eastern Mediterranean, commonly found in curry dishes and tacos, say at climax?

IM CUMIN!!!

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u/breck — 4 days ago
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What did the scientist say to his disappointed girlfriend?

Yeah but in Planck Lengths its huuugge.

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u/breck — 9 days ago

Idea: Department of "Defense" had the euphemism dropped and was renamed Department of War. Can we get Family Court renamed to Anti-Family Court?

To reflect what truly is going on there? Not "Family Law Attorneys", but "Anti-Family Law Attorney", etc.

How could we make something like that happen?

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u/breck — 12 days ago
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Marriage Counseling

My wife and I have a great marriage. We agree on everything - kids, values, money, food.

Our only disagreement is the ceiling fan. I like to sleep with it on. She likes it off.

We took a marriage survey at church. The counselor called us in, looking worried.

For an hour, he asked deep questions about trust, intimacy, secrets, resentment.

We kept saying, "Honestly, we’re fine."

Finally, he sighed and slid the survey across the table.

Under "Major unresolved issues," I wrote: "NONE."

She wrote "ONLY FANS."

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u/breck — 1 month ago