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We had a crazy LSD trip while camping.
It was in tents.
I sent my topologist intern to get donuts for breakfast
He came back with a dozen coffee mugs.
The printing press
Before the printing press, people could live their whole lives without reading how essential the printing press was.
I asked Claude, ChatGPT and Grok which word best describes Family Court.
Is this a good idea for a new domain name system?
I once dreamed of a new domain name system.
Each human gets 1 domain.
To get your domain you had to meet a domain holder IRL and do a welcome ceremony.
Then you could also give domains.
Who welcomed who is logged.
In less than a year everyone could have one.
Is this a good crazy idea? Has it been tried before?
Is this a good idea? Has it been tried before?
I once dreamed of a new domain name system.
Each human gets 1 domain.
To get your domain you had to meet a domain holder IRL and do a welcome ceremony.
Then you could also give domains.
Who welcomed who is logged.
In less than a year everyone could have one.
The idea is to create the infrastructure for a human-first web robust against AIs.
What does this popular smoky spice from the Eastern Mediterranean, commonly found in curry dishes and tacos, say at climax?
IM CUMIN!!!
I added myself to your mother's Find My Friends
Now she has a stud finder.
Morphologically tunable mycelium chips for physical reservoir computing
nature.comWhat did the scientist say to his disappointed girlfriend?
Yeah but in Planck Lengths its huuugge.
Idea: Department of "Defense" had the euphemism dropped and was renamed Department of War. Can we get Family Court renamed to Anti-Family Court?
To reflect what truly is going on there? Not "Family Law Attorneys", but "Anti-Family Law Attorney", etc.
How could we make something like that happen?
Marriage Counseling
My wife and I have a great marriage. We agree on everything - kids, values, money, food.
Our only disagreement is the ceiling fan. I like to sleep with it on. She likes it off.
We took a marriage survey at church. The counselor called us in, looking worried.
For an hour, he asked deep questions about trust, intimacy, secrets, resentment.
We kept saying, "Honestly, we’re fine."
Finally, he sighed and slid the survey across the table.
Under "Major unresolved issues," I wrote: "NONE."
She wrote "ONLY FANS."
No posts about a negative pregnancy test.
Not a dad joke.
I am great at inventing words that never catch on.
A real wordwiddler.
My small business failed. No one wanted to open my product.
RIP Jon's Can of Worms