I accidentally scratched my nutsack and sniffed my fingers in front of my boss at work
I always had this gross habit where if my nutsack itches, I’ll scratch it and then immediately sniff my fingers after to see what it smells like. I know it’s nasty, but it’s one of those habits I do without even thinking.
So one day I was at work sitting in my office on the computer, just answering emails and doing normal work stuff. It was a quiet day, my door was open, and I wasn’t really expecting anyone to come by.
Then my ballsack started itching really bad. Without thinking, I reached inside my pants and scratched it for like 5 seconds. After that, I pulled my hand out and smelled my fingers like I always do. And I let out this big sigh of relief through my mouth.
I didnt bother looking up or checking if anyone was around because I thought I was alone.
Then I looked up and my boss was standing right in front of my office.
Her eyes were wide open and she looked extremely shocked. She didn’t say a single word. It was just dead silent for a few seconds. My face turned bright red and I started stuttering like an idiot. The only thing I could say was, “I can explain.”
But there was literally nothing to explain.
She just turned around and walked away without saying anything.
Now every time I see her at work, I feel like she remembers exactly what she saw, and I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to act normal around her again.