Chomper uses secret martial art techniques passed down from the greatest flytrap kung fu masters on lowly physicist

Let’s see what the “Phd” “abc” whatever the fuck does against THIS. (I can’t believe I laugh at shit like this my humor is atrocious)

u/chomper_costumeee — 17 hours ago

Yall.

Ik I’m the most out of place thing ever but like don’t they have to interview Cthulhu or something

u/chomper_costumeee — 22 hours ago

I’ve always wondered if there’s anyone else who has an unhealthy obsession with one of the classes in gw2 and only plays them and has them as all of their accounts or if I’m just totally unique

I’ve always imagined what it’d be like if there were more people like me for the other classes and how we’d interact (and how fucked up they’d have to be to turn out like me). Like where the hell is peashooter costumee at isn’t he a lot more popular than chomper???

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u/chomper_costumeee — 24 hours ago

Cold take: cactus deserves a stun and imp doesn’t

No I don’t mean just swap gravity grenade with the tall nuts like imagine the level of BULLSHIT camo would be able to get up to if she could DRAG you out from behind whatever wall you’re hiding behind after getting your health halved by a single shot, I mean like give her a stun grenade clone or something so she can defend herself if she gets the heroic kick, primary, heroic kick combo done on her (if deadbeard deserves a way to defend himself up close so does cactus).

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u/chomper_costumeee — 1 day ago

Am I doing something wrong?

Why does cosmoss only rear his fuzzy ass head ONLY when im a literal FART away from death (I have four of him in my deck and that’s the max I think) am I stupid? Or does RNGsus hate me? Is it a skill issue? Any and all help is appreciated as long as slurs aren’t involved

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u/chomper_costumeee — 5 days ago

Does anyone else do this?

I go beyond just raiding villages, I memorize the coordinates and later on when I have pretty good gear and I just straight up start stripping their houses for parts leaving only like the roof and MAYBE the log supports. I’ve even started doing this to abandoned bases in multiplayer worlds I’m in. The best part about it most of the time I don’t even need a lot of the parts I take I just take it just for the love of the game. Is this normal?????

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u/chomper_costumeee — 8 days ago

Janky chomper edit.

Forgot to post it bc I was so bored editing it and I just wanted to play pvz. Idea was made as practice for editing.

u/chomper_costumeee — 10 days ago

Why do I keep disconnecting even though literally everything else stays online

One round I was about to win against a Rust bolt but he started taking really long on the tricks and I suddenly disconnected, and just now a Neptuna did the same thing after I placed down a few plants (I’m using a temu mopzilla build bc I don’t have all the cards necessary for it) and I immediately disconnected again. both times the music I be listening to bc the in game music’s bugged for me don’t even BUFFER and I’m really confused why pvz heros tweaking out but never anything else that uses internet in my house.

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u/chomper_costumeee — 13 days ago

I love this subreddit o get to be completely wrong and schizo post and go clinically insane live while typeing out my psostsgststs (Im gonna do whatever the fuck that tv guy did in poppy playtime to turn myself into a lore accurate chomper irl)

u/chomper_costumeee — 14 days ago

I’m convinced this is on purpose theres no way game design this bad can be accidental

“A ranged chomper does seem a bit broken so why don’t we give him some draw backs eh?” “Yeah let’s make him have heavy damage dropoff” “and make his projectile have a harsh arc to prevent just sniping as a chomper” “how harsh” “mortar chomper.” “How about when he’s relatively close he has to be strong up close as part of the EXCLUSIVELY MELEE CLASS even if he has some decent range” “he misses every shot even through he’s aiming DIRECTLY at the zombie he’s attacking while theyre standing still” “brilliant idea Joe! Let’s make out and talk about how we should nerf armour chomper instead of the characters the community complained about since RELEASE DAY OF GW1” (agent pea and super commando)

u/chomper_costumeee — 15 days ago

There were no Father’s Day versions of these images for me to spam my granddad with so I made these

First one I’d designed after him. They a lil janky, the reason it’s not my actual dad is because he a bitch ass deadbeat.

u/chomper_costumeee — 16 days ago

Conjure three cards, conjure an imp zombie and gargantur, conjure a mustache, conjure superpower. conjure this. conjure that.

When I get the ingredients for this deck this BLESSED user gave me, ass will be beaten and eaten. No pause. YOU WILL SUFFER IMMORTICA

u/chomper_costumeee — 17 days ago

I hate myself so much rn.. I can’t believe I relate to J*X. I do need me a beautiful black woman with an Afro in my life tho💔💔💔💔💔💔

u/chomper_costumeee — 19 days ago

Is there a way to fight wood ranks that are actually other beginners

The only reason the devil’s here is because he was all I could play that round (I don’t know why y’all call him the devil I’m just repeating what you people say)

u/chomper_costumeee — 23 days ago

I don’t care if people hate chomper that’s just how a community works, everyone’s gonna get hate eventually but I WILL NOT REST until this LITTLE SHIT gets the hate he deserves. I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IMP. I HATE IMP

This is the only art I have of imp that doesn’t show them getting kick the buddy level torture

u/chomper_costumeee — 24 days ago