▲ 626 r/Eldenring

My 6 year old cousin watched me play Elden Ring today and he watched me befriend… Alessendir. He adored him.

u/cummachine3169 — 13 days ago

WYR be able to teleport to any place you exactly shit at but you arrive completely naked with 12 hours cooldown OR teleport to anywhere on the world including non living things that in touch of you with 6 month cooldown and it can be shortened by 2 weeks every time you have sex.

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u/cummachine3169 — 24 days ago

WYR win $2 million tomorrow OR win $1 billion in 15 years that will scale with economy for that time? If you die before promised deposit dates, money vanishes and doesn’t pass to anyone.

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u/cummachine3169 — 25 days ago

My brother got ps, bought elden ring for me although Im’ not a gamer hate open world stories. Glad he did and I didn’t quit on tree sentinel. I am on my Ng+7 with Age of Cockroaches ending. Peak game.

u/cummachine3169 — 27 days ago

Miquella beats us and comes back to her sister reaching godhood too thanks to us. Would miquella put her down or let her be?

u/cummachine3169 — 1 month ago

Our 1/10 Fiora last game distracting the 15/1 toxic enemy Shen so we could get drake to end the game (He got tilted last time bcz I bushcamped him and gave her the kill)

u/cummachine3169 — 1 month ago

Godhand when they realize the twink they manipulated to use his behelit by reminding his childhood dream of having a kingdom and play hero ACTUALLY gets his kingdom and plays hero childishly

u/cummachine3169 — 1 month ago
▲ 12 r/atheism

[Rant] I wish life wasn’t so unfair

First, I want to say I am extremely atheist that I wish I could believe in god in any type of way. I wish I could be like others that could reason things that I can’t. I just can’t which why I am atheist for even tho I’ve been raised as a muslim until 14, as I became an atheist and I am 21 now.

One of my cats gave birth to three kittens and one of them is extremly skinny and blind on one eye. My reliable vet said she will likely die. She is two months old and I feel terrible.

Why?

She is the one that likes me the most and always comes to my lap to sleep. She wants love, wants to live and was the most energic that she would fight playfully with her siblings. Always ran around natural grass for fun. Plays with my cat toys.

Why?

She started to behave sick these days and moves very slowly, doesn’t respond to medicine that atleast could create a miracle. She will die, I don’t want her to. Why her? There’s no reason obviously, she was just born that way but…

Why?

I am an agnostic atheist but deny any religion in this world, maybe budhisim can be exception. There may be god but not only that I think it’s unlikely, I also think the “god” that simulated, prompted and created ya probably already abonded us. But still, I am 95% atheist.

I wish and wanted her to atleast live 2 years of a healthy life I could provide and protect her. I believe in evolution, and I really believe… it’s unfair. It’s debatable but I do.

I hate it.

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u/cummachine3169 — 1 month ago

Hot take but Radahn being the final boss of the DLC was a big letdown. Godwyn should’ve been the consort

Yes yes black knifes did that his soul destroyed or whatever but the lore could still be shaped around to make that a thing in first place.

This figure is the point of shattering of elden ring and should’ve been the final boss with miquella. It felt lazy that it’s just a reskinned radahn with a second phase updated moveset.

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u/cummachine3169 — 1 month ago