Passive aggressive Humour for mailbox access policy
My organisation has lots of EA's who are lovely people and generally helpful.
They do hate to follow processes and I've told them repeatedly via the operations teams chat to stop asking for other peoples Inbox access as I have to say no and it makes me feel like a grinch.
Today's Ai generated poem to really underline things (even HR send a laughing emoji)
I will not say yes with a click or a grin,
I will not grant access just on a whim.
I will not approve from a forward you send,
Or bend all the rules just to help or befriend.
I will not change access by text on the fly,
No matter how urgent the reason or why.
I cannot ignore all the steps we must take,
For process and policy are not mine to break.
I’m not being cruel, I’m not here to be mean,
I’m just guarding the systems that keep things pristine.
I don’t make the rules, I just follow them through,
As tricky and tedious as they may feel to you.
So please don’t keep asking — I won’t cave, you’ll see,
This Grinch has a process (and forms!) as his key. 🎄