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About Fussy Duck & A.I. - Owner Is On Our Side, Trying To Purge A.I. Slop

Ay, so I spoke with the owner of Fussy Duck and she is 1) well aware about the A.I. complaints and 2) trying to cleanse any A.I. from her store.

Here's the thing. Boomers often just don't spot it the same way Gen X and younger does. I showed her, for instance, the postcards made by A.I. and she assumed it was another language. A few others, she asked how I could tell. Upon learning a huge display of postcards were A.I., she immediately threw them in the trash.

I hate A.I., you hate A.I., all my homies hate A.I., but not everyone recognizes it. Think of how we fell for Photoshop or (subtle) autotune, or how CGI slop is obvious to us now, but at one point we paid good money to see Spawn in theaters and thought it looked amazing.

Point is, she and many others are extremely open to feedback, and sometimes I think we are too hard and fast in assuming folks know things.

Using Chat GPT for a flyer? That's intentional. Accidentally buying "Bulk vintage cards" from a vendor with a 72dpi 1" thumbnail is another story.

So I think folks in the know should meet the older crowd halfway before rushing to assumptions, Fussy Duck just didn't know, they are on our side and willing to listen to feedback. A polite reminder or IRL inquiry is a good middle step beteeen praise and boycott.

If the owner has a "MAKE DATA CENTERS GREAT AGAIN" hat, then yeah, fuccem. But a lot of the whimsical vendor ladies have been duped against their knowledge and are super open to feedback.

I have not met many vendors who openly embrace A.I. Many just do not know, and education is kinda on us (Gen X) because we pretty much started this ball rolling.

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u/djhazmatt503 — 1 day ago

Landlord Using AI Slop To Announce Water Maint / Upgrades / Service

Please tell me this isnt becoming normalized

u/djhazmatt503 — 12 days ago
▲ 15 r/SALEM

Things To Do This Weekend - Nightclub Heit Opening Fri/Sat, Graffiti & 90s Hip Hop Sat Afternoon @ Kraftworks

In theory, you can start partying Fri eve and not stop until early Sun morning.

u/djhazmatt503 — 13 days ago
▲ 57 r/ween

Things Only True Ween Fans Know

What Deaner was talking about

The words of the golden eel

Exactly where Gene is at

The specific number of colors in the homo rainbow

How high you can fly

Where the cheese went

...what am I missing?

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u/djhazmatt503 — 15 days ago

Say, Does Anyone Know The Story of "The Undying" Escape Artist Who Was Trapped In A Casket? No, Not That One...

...this one:

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/200372482/s01-e03-dig-that-cat-he-s-real-gone

"On a busy night at the Big Top Carnival, the local barker leads a group of patrons into a show featuring “the tragedy of death and the miracle of resurrection“. The show's star, The Undying Daredevil, plans to resurrect himself after performing his biggest stunt of being buried alive for twelve straight hours. He waves goodbye to the crowd, locks himself in a coffin, and lights a candle. Talking to himself, he recounts his supernatural ability and recalls how he got to this point."

I know that Madrox got his name from a comic book, with the Multiple Man tag, so it would make sense that Solo...excuse me, Colton Grundy took some creative liberties from this 1989 Tales From The Crypt episode. If so, dope, if not, cool coincidence.

u/djhazmatt503 — 25 days ago
▲ 78 r/SALEM

Bricks & Minifigs Local Owners Sue Corporate For Defamation

https://www.koin.com/local/marion-county/an-absolutely-miserable-experience-former-keizer-bricks-minifigs-owners-sue-for-defamation/

Corporate sued Ben, the owners suing corporate, the saga continues.

If you're in the dark, worth doing a sub search for "lego," the megathread went away to make way for AI slop factory talk.

Also, bonus for Keizer being a suburb of "Portland, OR" in the article.

u/djhazmatt503 — 28 days ago

Weird Coincidence = Being Abandoned By A Bruce Before Becoming A Famous Detroit Rapper

The simulation is breaking?

u/djhazmatt503 — 1 month ago

Looking For A Podcast/Youtube "20 Years Of GOTJ Episode" w Shaggy and Vinnie the ICP Kid

See title.

Snax referenced it in a Hatchet Chats video and it has some lore about early gatherings. Of note, J is absent in said episode. Would be 2020 or 2019.

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u/djhazmatt503 — 1 month ago
▲ 17 r/SALEM

Does Northern Lights "Theater Pub" Primarily Show Kids Movies Now?

See title, I'm a huge fan of the theater, been so since it opened and reopened, excellent popcorn and the service/cleanliness is way better than Cinebarre ever was.

I do not like to go to Regal unless absolutely necessary and want to support local for first run movies, but the last few months it's been ALL kids movies. Right now it's Minions, Moana, Toy Story and Supergirl.

This would be fine if they weren't a pub. I believe shows after a certain time used to be 21+.

But no Evil Dead, no Obsession, very very brief Backrooms run, no action/drama/horror it seems, just whatever Marvel/DC is pushing (Supergirl was terrible btw, that actress deserves way better material). Cannot remember an R rated movie there in the last year.

This seems odd considering it's advertised as a theater pub. If they were gearing for kids, I can't see how 21+ shows, comedy shows and beer would be a draw.

Anyways, wondering if anyone has any intel. I would wayyyy rather give Northern Lights my money than go to Regal. And yes I am at Salem Cinema often, but I also enjoy my mainstream slop.

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u/djhazmatt503 — 1 month ago
▲ 119 r/SALEM

Going To Independence Tonight? Do NOT Take River Rd

A semi truck did the thing that the dozen or so signs told them not to do, he is currently going reverse down River Rd backing away from the train bridge, with stopped police escort (they are stopping traffic a quarter mile back, letting the truck back up, going around, repeat...I was lucky enough to have just missed it on the way out and saw the above on the way back to Salem).

If you are headed to Independence, take Skyline all the way to that steep hill, or 22 to Rickreall(?) ish, then south to Independence.

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u/djhazmatt503 — 2 months ago

80s/90s DJ Set Tonight @ Mac Club

Heyo, this is a free event, will be taking some requests but it's mostly gonna be 80s pop and 90s rap. The venue has been remodeled and their sound system is pretty insane. Hope to see some folks there!

u/djhazmatt503 — 2 months ago

Nightmare 2 Playing In Theaters Tomorrow

I'm in Oregon but this appears to be a Regal thing so perhaps it's showing elsewhere.

Thought it was cool to see a horror film for the Pride theme, even though it's not *explicitly* LGBTQ to casual fans, still dope to see it get some recognition.

Side note, I think evil Freddy always worked better than goofy Freddy, but when he jumped into the real world at the pool party it kinda threw that off.

u/djhazmatt503 — 2 months ago
▲ 52 r/SALEM

You Have $10 Per Person Budget, No Drinks, Where Are You Eating?

Lots of food suggestions in this sub are great, but spendy.

Wondering about hidden or undervalued eats.

Los Toreros has the upscale street tacos for a couple bucks. The dueling pizzas on Court St have $6 slices. What else is there?

No fast food, please. Just local spots.

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u/djhazmatt503 — 2 months ago
▲ 0 r/SALEM

Any Interest In Seeing DJ Swamp In Salem?

Possibly in a position to book DJ Swamp, known for insane turntablism, lighting his decks on fire, insanely fast mixing and other DJ shenanigans.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=INqtwDAq664&pp=ygUIRGogc3dhbXA%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lBf29YBBeY8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OmFGyg2UYSI&pp=ygUNRGogc3dhbXAgbGl2ZdIHCQlAAqO1ajebQw%3D%3D

Touching base with the sub to measure interest, wondering if a Grand type booking would work or if I should lean into a nightclub.

Dude is huge in the hip hop and DJ circles but I'm wondering if others are aware of him. Super cool dude as well.

u/djhazmatt503 — 2 months ago
▲ 320 r/juggalo

Made Myself a Keychain

I keep getting a code 1217 but don't know how to clear it.

u/djhazmatt503 — 3 months ago
▲ 8 r/SALEM

Barefoot Person In Squirrel Colored Cape Emerges From Video Footage of Salem Accident

This was sent to me by someone who saw footage of an accident in "Salem," but could be MA not OR.

I censored their face but want to let squirrel person know that they're an absolute legend and potentially becoming a meme. I hope they didn't lose anyone or anything in this accident, and that they are just patrolling the scene looking for acorns.

Godspeed, Accident Scene Squirrel Person.

u/djhazmatt503 — 3 months ago

Oregon State Fair Concert Tickets (Weird Al) On Sale Today

Note: there are usually general admission seats available for fair ticketholders, but they often fill up fast. The $60 green area tickets are pretty close. The chart is not to scale.

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u/djhazmatt503 — 3 months ago
▲ 13 r/SALEM

Straw Poll: Has Getting A Call/Txt From/For A Candidate Ever Made You MORE Likely To Vote For Them?

See title, has this ever been a convincing approach? I feel that it's a bit boundary pushing, especially since ads and mailers can summarize all the candidate's points.

On the flipside, I voted Jane Doe and now I'm still getting calls and texts from Doe, and I kinda regret voting for her. Not a fan of John Smith, not gonna vote for him, but Jane's office has left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

I am "not affiliated with any party" on my ballot, so I don't know what you Reps and Dems are seeing, if it's much more or if they leave you alone because they know how you're gonna vote.

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u/djhazmatt503 — 3 months ago