My stupid chud ate a highmate I was trying to convert
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My stupid chud ate a highmate I was trying to convert

For some added context a while back I had accepted a quest to recruit a highmate child which was... concerning but i wasn't going to worry about the implications of that since having a highmate in my colony could be useful. unfortunately due to his ideoligion he was constantly upset due to our lack of raids and us eating people, no problem i can just lock him up and convert him.

here's where thinks get really stupid. eventually due to the lack of raiding he had a mental break and DEFYING HIS VERY GENETICS decided he wanted to beat up the first person he saw. unfortunately for him that so happened to be my dirtmole prisoner who just punched him once and immediately killed him. BE FOR I COULD EVEN REACT my pawns were already hauling his corpse to be butchered for meat holy hell. in life he was a friend of my colonists in death he was a friend inside my colonists...

TL;DR: Grillby turned a catboy into a hamburger

u/Judgement_Of_Carrion — 4 days ago

I don't understand this fanbase sometimes

i'm not even mad i just find the amount of spamton trans headcanons really funny

u/dr_philip-cdi — 11 days ago
▲ 10 r/truetf2

What if Demoman had the banners?

For the sake of argument lets just say that they'd be equipable in the primary spot same as the boots or base jumper which yes would be mean you could run demoknight with banners but for the most part we're mainly talk about standard demo with soldiers banners. How would that impact demo both in casual and especially comp?

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u/dr_philip-cdi — 24 days ago

People here constantly go on about whether or not Ralsei's going to become a trans woman but what if we have it backwards. What if Ralsei's actually a trans man and Flowery is super transphobic and wants him to detransition?

u/dr_philip-cdi — 1 month ago
▲ 115 r/Fwahaha

Fwahaha! remember when your mom told us the story of when her and carol madeout in college but she was so drunk she ended up throwing up in my mom's mouth and thats why she now has a visceral disgust towards lesbians... I wish you'd vomit in my mouth...

u/dr_philip-cdi — 2 months ago

I have actually seen people make deltarune smut using their period blood and I am a husk of a man for seeing that

I immediately regret making this

u/dr_philip-cdi — 2 months ago

Would having quickscopes deal 135 be a reasonable nerf?

Its no secret that a lot of the community REALLY doesn't like sniper with good chunk of the criticism being directed at quickscoping for both negating is close range and tunnel vision weaknesses.

Now i've seen a lot of unhinged solutions for this such as the rifles having extreme reverse fall off at close range or making the delay to quickscope headshot take nearly a full second but i prepose a simpler solution. lower the rifle's base damage from 50 to 45 which in turn would lower quickscope damage to just 135.

Personally I think its fine for sniper to be able to instantly dome light classes. scouts have insane mobility, spy has his cloak, an engie out in the open is dead either way, and sniper duels are so integral that i don't think messing with them in any way is a good idea. but this WOULD prevent you from quickscoping medics who are a key pick for snipers as well as do thinks like quickscope bodyshoting soldiers or just double quickscoping heavy's.

Now obviously damage calculations would need to be tweaked so that fully charged headshots/bodyshots still deal the same damage but in theory this nerf should make sniper less oppressive in the hands of skilled players forcing them to hardscope more without making the class even more polarizing for new players.

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u/dr_philip-cdi — 2 months ago