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Image 1 — The Final Race of DORF1 Season 1!
Image 2 — The Final Race of DORF1 Season 1!
▲ 2 r/DemocracyOfReddit

The Final Race of DORF1 Season 1!

Congratulations Affectionate Bid for being the first ever DORF1 Champion!
It was a title fight until the bitter end until the Affectionate Bidders F1 Team became the champions!

For next season we will need more cities to race in and more teams! Contact me if you are interested!

u/duckarmy24 — 3 days ago
▲ 5 r/DemocracyOfReddit

Guess I am doing this now

Like Apollo building the walls of Troy.
Sorry for fumbling the Championship Pedro. Apparently Doggi wants me here until it's done and then train the Eosaran children so we dont fumble again.

u/duckarmy24 — 4 days ago
▲ 7 r/DemocracyOfReddit

Emergency Measures Regarding Vampire Attacks

I request that citizens do not bite on another even jokingly and may result in assault charges. I also request that you do not let those who are not acting like themselves into your home. I strongly encourage citizens to carry natural deterrents such as garlic. 
That is all.

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u/duckarmy24 — 5 days ago
▲ 0 r/DemocracyOfReddit

A New Begining

I walked into my new office, "new" being a relative term because I had been here before.
"Duckarmy24, Eosara Secretary of Defense" the sign by the door read
"Sir there is a note on the desk from the governor" Martha said
"Thank you Martha"
I sat down and read the note; "Duck, the fires are getting worse day by day we need a plan to combat them. Planes, firefighters, anything. Just get them out"
I get my note pad and start writing

"To my last factory, I have an idea..."

u/duckarmy24 — 7 days ago
▲ 4 r/DemocracyOfReddit

DORF1 Race 3

The title fight is underway! Who do you think is going to win?

Affectionate Bidders or VMG Racing? Who will win in the race of DORF1 Championship Title fight?

u/duckarmy24 — 7 days ago
▲ 10 r/wec

New Fan Here

How do I get into IMSA/GT3/WEC and likewise? I watch F1 and F2 already and would like to start watching other motorsports. Does anyone have a beginners guide or likewise?

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u/duckarmy24 — 14 days ago
▲ 5 r/Epicthemusical

Do some parts of songs remind you of other fandoms?

Like I was listening to survive and when it goes
“Surround him! (Surround him!)
Attack from behind, keep distance in mind
And stay in his blindspot and strike his heels (Strike the heels!)
Show him that we're deadly (Ha! Ha!)

Exhaust him (Exhaust him!)
Don't let him get close, he's strong but he's slow
He can't land a blow if we're out of reach
Find a breach
Stand up and fight for your lives”
It reminded me of Waterblight Ganon in the Mipha’s Song quest in Breatg of the Wild

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u/duckarmy24 — 27 days ago
▲ 1 r/copypasta

190 steps on how to drink juice and another 190 to clean the cup

190-Step Guide on How to Drink Juice

  1. Obtain juice.
  2. Verify it is juice.
  3. Locate the container.
  4. Approach the container.
  5. Look at the container.
  6. Confirm the lid exists.
  7. Place a hand on the container.
  8. Grip the container.
  9. Lift the container.
  10. Keep holding it.
  11. Find a cup if desired.
  12. Set the cup nearby.
  13. Open the juice container.
  14. Remove the cap.
  15. Put the cap somewhere safe.
  16. Look inside.
  17. Confirm juice is present.
  18. Smell the juice.
  19. Decide to drink it.
  20. Pick up the cup.
  21. Hold the cup steady.
  22. Tilt the juice container.
  23. Begin pouring.
  24. Continue pouring.
  25. Watch the juice level rise.
  26. Stop before overflowing.
  27. Return the container upright.
  28. Place the container down.
  29. Put the cup on a flat surface.
  30. Inspect the juice.
  31. Admire the color.
  32. Reach for the cup.
  33. Grip the cup.
  34. Lift the cup.
  35. Keep it level.
  36. Bring it closer.
  37. Position it comfortably.
  38. Face the cup.
  39. Focus on the rim.
  40. Open your mouth slightly.
  41. Raise the cup.
  42. Align the rim with your lips.
  43. Touch the rim to your lips.
  44. Tilt the cup gently.
  45. Let juice move toward the rim.
  46. Take a small sip.
  47. Allow juice into your mouth.
  48. Pause briefly.
  49. PZG was here :3
  50. Notice the flavor.
  51. Swallow carefully.
  52. Confirm successful swallowing.
  53. Continue holding the cup.
  54. Take another sip.
  55. Taste again.
  56. Swallow again.
  57. Enjoy the sweetness.
  58. Take a third sip.
  59. Keep the cup steady.
  60. Avoid spilling.
  61. Swallow the juice.
  62. Breathe normally.
  63. Take a fourth sip.
  64. Appreciate the refreshment.
  65. Swallow.
  66. Lower the cup slightly.
  67. Rest for a moment.
  68. Raise the cup again.
  69. Take another sip.
  70. Swallow.
  71. Repeat calmly.
  72. Observe the juice level.
  73. Notice it decreasing.
  74. Take another sip.
  75. Swallow.
  76. Smile if desired.
  77. Continue drinking.
  78. Maintain a comfortable pace.
  79. Avoid rushing.
  80. Take a sip.
  81. Swallow.
  82. Take another sip.
  83. Swallow.
  84. Keep holding the cup.
  85. Check for drips.
  86. Wipe any drips if needed.
  87. Resume drinking.
  88. Take a sip.
  89. Swallow.
  90. Enjoy the flavor.
  91. Take another sip.
  92. Swallow.
  93. Continue steadily.
  94. Observe the cup again.
  95. Notice it is less full.
  96. Take another sip.
  97. Swallow.
  98. Stay hydrated.
  99. Take another sip.
  100. Swallow.
  101. Continue the process.
  102. Hold the cup securely.
  103. Raise the cup.
  104. Sip.
  105. Swallow.
  106. Repeat.
  107. Sip.
  108. Swallow.
  109. Appreciate the juice.
  110. Take another sip.
  111. Swallow.
  112. Check the remaining amount.
  113. Notice the level dropping.
  114. Take a sip.
  115. Swallow.
  116. Continue comfortably.
  117. Sip.
  118. Swallow.
  119. Sip again.
  120. Swallow again.
  121. Keep the cup upright between sips.
  122. Lift the cup.
  123. Sip.
  124. Swallow.
  125. Relax.
  126. Sip again.
  127. Swallow.
  128. Continue drinking.
  129. Notice the cup nearing empty.
  130. Take a sip.
  131. Swallow.
  132. Take another sip.
  133. Swallow.
  134. Keep going.
  135. PZG was here :3
  136. Swallow.
  137. Observe the last portion.
  138. Tilt the cup slightly more.
  139. Take a sip.
  140. Swallow.
  141. Sip again.
  142. Swallow.
  143. Enjoy the final flavor.
  144. Take another sip.
  145. Swallow.
  146. Check the cup.
  147. Notice little remains.
  148. Take a careful sip.
  149. Swallow.
  150. Continue.
  151. Sip.
  152. Swallow.
  153. Sip.
  154. Swallow.
  155. Approach the final drops.
  156. Tilt the cup further.
  157. Gather the remaining juice.
  158. Take a sip.
  159. Swallow.
  160. Repeat if necessary.
  161. Sip.
  162. Swallow.
  163. Check for remaining juice.
  164. Find a few drops.
  165. Tilt the cup.
  166. Sip the drops.
  167. Swallow.
  168. Confirm the cup is nearly empty.
  169. Inspect the bottom.
  170. Verify completion.
  171. Lower the cup.
  172. Place it on a surface.
  173. Release your grip.
  174. Sit comfortably.
  175. Reflect on the juice.
  176. Appreciate the refreshment.
  177. Check for any spills.
  178. Clean spills if present.
  179. Pick up the empty cup.
  180. Carry it to a sink.
  181. Set it down.
  182. Rinse it if desired.
  183. Turn off the water.
  184. Place the cup aside.
  185. Wash your hands if needed.
  186. Dry your hands.
  187. Confirm the juice is gone.
  188. Celebrate your accomplishment.
  189. Enjoy being refreshed.
  190. Successfully finish drinking the juice

190 step guide to washing a cup after drinking juice

  1. Grab cup
  2. Forget that you grabbed cup
  3. Go back
  4. Remember that you grabbed cup
  5. Panic attack
  6. Go back to sink
  7. Turn on the water
  8. No water you forgot to pay water bills
  9. Get a job
  10. Rejected
  11. Again
  12. Rejected
  13. Again
  14. Rejected
  15. AGAIN
  16. Rejected
  17. Never give up
  18. Rejected
  19. One last time
  20. Get accepted
  21. Work for 2 weeks
  22. Work
  23. Work
  24. Work
  25. Work
  26. Work
  27. Work
  28. Work
  29. Work
  30. Work
  31. Work
  32. Work
  33. Work
  34. Work
  35. Get paycheck
  36. Pay bills
  37. Wait for 1 week for water to be turned back on
  38. Wait
  39. Wait
  40. Wait
  41. Wait
  42. Wait
  43. Wait
  44. Wait
  45. Water is back on
  46. Grab cup
  47. Lose cup
  48. Person stole cup
  49. Chase after person
  50. Chase
  51. Chase
  52. Catch person and tackle him
  53. Demand cup back
  54. Get cup back
  55. Walk back home
  56. Walk
  57. Walk
  58. Panic attack
  59. Get sent to hospital
  60. Recover in a month
    timeskip
  61. Get released out of hospital
  62. Go back home
  63. Find robbers back home
  64. Fight robbers
  65. Get heavily injured
  66. Go back to hospital
  67. Recover for another month
    timeskip
  68. Get released
  69. Go back home
  70. Get cup
  71. Turn on water
  72. Didn’t pay water bills again so no water
  73. Go back to work
  74. Get fired because you didn’t work for 2 months
  75. Get a new job
  76. Rejected
  77. Again
  78. Rejected
  79. Again
  80. Accepted
  81. Work for 2 weeks
  82. Work
  83. Work
  84. Work
  85. Work
  86. Work
  87. Work
  88. Work
  89. Work
  90. Work
  91. Work
  92. Work
  93. Work
  94. Work
  95. Work
  96. Get paycheck
  97. Pay water bills again
  98. Turn on water in sink
  99. Panic attack
  100. Lost cup in house
  101. Search
  102. Keep searching
  103. Find cup
  104. Put cup in sink
  105. Panic attack
  106. People break in
  107. Fight them off
  108. Win
  109. Panic attack
  110. Get cup
  111. Put cup back in sink
  112. Start washing
  113. Realize it’s the wrong cup
  114. Get right cup
  115. Panic attack
  116. Put juice cup in sink
  117. See mold in cup
  118. Go on sidequest and find cure for cancer
  119. Research
  120. Find a cure for cancer
  121. Return and get rid of mold
  122. Put cup in sink
  123. Panic attack
  124. Trip and fall down the stairs
  125. Climb up stairs
  126. Aura farm like Daniel
  127. Wish Daniel happy birthday
  128. Reach sink
  129. Turn on water
  130. Put cup under water
  131. Wash with soap
    Congratulations you did it
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u/duckarmy24 — 1 month ago