u/elvishMochi

mkay i know my friend was trying to be nice and helpful by playing matchmaker today but likeee,,,she knows i’m aroace and not attracted to real people. i’m not mad at her, more put off/confused. i’ve made it clear the whole couple years i’ve known her that i don’t want a relationship w a real person. so why bother? like huh? wha?

ofc there’s the other side of it. the I Wish People Would Accept Being Ficto side. how i wish i could tell people that i’m happily taken and not be judged for them being video game characters. that the same parts of my brain would light up on a scan and i get the warm feeling in my chest people do seeing someone they love on this plane of existence. but our love is lesser to most others. it sucks

they may have multiple based on how they are in canon, headcanons etc!! and this isn’t to water down anyone’s f/os, only for fun like asking about their MBTI type or star sign!

and this goes without saying but i’ll say it: your love for your partner is what’s important at the end of the day. no one’s ”better” if they’re with a Lawful Good or “worse” if they’re with a Chaotic Evil. KISS THEM REGARDLESS OF ALIGNMENT 🔥❤️🥰

i don't condone Env's actions HOWEVER i am not above being evil in source for funsies. two gay alt freaks take over the world, everyone is now required to wear black eyeliner and listen to obscure metal or else EXPLODE /silly

i'll post the aftermath to see if i get the modded ending,,,i hope i do lowk. also if anyone has ideas for ship emoji combos DROP THEM PLS I NEED THEM

i don't condone Env's actions HOWEVER i am not above being evil in source for funsies. two gay alt freaks take over the world, everyone is now required to wear black eyeliner and listen to obscure metal or else EXPLODE /silly

i'll post the aftermath to see if i get the modded ending,,,i hope i do lowk. also if anyone has ideas for ship emoji combos DROP THEM PLS I NEED THEM

listen, tall bf means he has to carry me. no getting out of it. earned it for one shotting Raphael hehe ;)

GORT IS IN TIMEOUT (he’s not and has been having fun in the party much to Karlach’s chagrin)

i'm back,,third time's the charm i GUESS?? ovO i'm gay oops.

yeah this is who was claimed on another sub and made me realize i'm also nonsharing w him,,,this is Lord Enver Gortash and that hoofed-horned horror is my s/i Darkazarth. he's just gorg okay he's AWFUL, TERRIBLE but i love him regardless. and i don't condone what he did, i do play around as an evil character. we do have much darker "lore" when it comes to the game but that doesn't reflect how we currently are!!

i will explode my executive dysfunction to be more active here.

uhm words are failing me i need sleep gnight if its nighttimeee

sorry again for being less active and not replying to comments. executive dysfunction, eugh

long story short my work had a data breach.

i’ve known for a few weeks now but my managers tried to brush it off as not a big deal. last night i found out my email, legal name and address are just fucking out there in unsavory people’s hands. they’re trying to sign me up for some credit card company i’ve never used. thankfully both my bank accounts are fine but i’m pissed off and terrified these people know where i live…

please, a few pics of my mutant husband would be great :(

UPDATE: looks to be just a phishing scam. checked thoroughly and my more sensitive info is fine. basically the dumbass scammers wanted me to put money on a card they signed me up for so they could get it themselves after changing the address to their own 💀 glad i didn’t go full freak out mode 😓

”Cóż cholera! Where I’m from we’d >!gut!<people who did that kind of shit!” ~Lambert

I COUSLNT GET MY CORN

THANK YOU MODDERS i shout at the top of my lungs finally made it to Act 3 again so i can romance my horrible loser tyrant bf (affectionate ofc),,

also figuring out how to stick this into our ship lore. i'll cook. eventually,,,,

my party's gonna hate me chat they already don't like that i'm allying w him but it's fiiiine 😋

and i‘m in the teaser trailer haha!

not only is this gonna be a massive graphics and gameplay overhaul but they’re adding new content as well. the DLC i come from and the main game are going to be free for those who own the game. i can’t wait to see what’s been added, i wonder if my storyline had changed. i‘m actually not feeling nervous since i’m not fully source-compliant. can’t wait to see my beloved s/o as well, i hope he gets more screentime 🖤

OKAY NO JOKE MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME THE ANNOUNCEMENT EXCUSE??? ME??? I CAN HARDLY PROCESS THAT THE NEW DLC AND 4TH WITCHER ARE COMING OUT OVER THE SPAN OF THE NEXT COUPLE YEARS ASJFKDLRN NOW?? REMASTERED WITCHER 3?? NEXT MONTH?! not only that but FOR FREE SINCE I OWN WITCHER 3 😲 absolutely fuckin NUTS what u mean i'm gonna see my husband, niece, brothers, uncle and friends in FRESH NEW GRAPHICS AND HAVE NEW QUESTS?? HELLO?!

my jaw dropped ohmygodoh my GOD. I'M SO READY. I PUT IT IN MY CALENDAR. I'M SO READY GNG I CAN'T WAIT

edit: THE SONGS OF THE PAST TRAILER DROPPED TOO SCREAMING AND KICKING MY FEET

i love my boy Darkazarth he's unhinged <3