u/enlightened_none

45 M in a dead end job seeking a mentally stable lady for codependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I have a secret obsession with going out to public places just so I can listen to people gossip. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and secretly laughing at my own agenda driven jokes. Friends describe me as ‘surprisingly opinionated for someone this uninformed."

You : You are a bitter mess with misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dating every guy in town and want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting wasted in a crappy bar while you flirt with men with potbellys followed by a loud screening match in the parking lot. I will be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and drugs.

Your age is unimportant but I am often condescending to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with anyone over 45. Serious replies only please.

I am 45 M in a dead end job seeking a mentally stable lady for codependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I have a secret obsession with going out to public places just so I can listen to people gossip. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and secretly laughing at my own agenda driven jokes. Friends describe me as ‘surprisingly opinionated for someone this uninformed."

You : You are a bitter mess with misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dating every guy in town and want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting wasted in a crappy bar while you flirt with men with potbellys followed by a loud screening match in the parking lot. I will be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and drugs.

Your age is unimportant but I am often condescending to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with anyone over 45. Serious replies only please.

39 M in a dead end job seeking a mentally stable lady for codependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I have a secret obsession with going out to public places just so I can listen to people gossip. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and secretly laughing at my own mean spirited agenda driven jokes. Friends describe me as ‘surprisingly opinionated for someone this uninformed."

You : You are a bitter mess with misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dating every guy in town and want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting wasted in a crappy bar while you flirt with men with potbellys followed by a loud screening match in the parking lot. I will be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and drugs.

Your age is unimportant but I am often condescending to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with anyone over 45. Serious replies only please.

39 M in a dead end job seeking a mentally stable lady for codependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I have a secret obsession with going out to public places just so I can listen to people gossip. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and secretly laughing at my own mean spirited agenda driven jokes. Friends describe me as ‘surprisingly opinionated for someone this uninformed."

You : You are a bitter mess with misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dating every guy in town and want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting wasted in a crappy bar while you flirt with men with potbellys followed by a loud screening match in the parking lot. I will be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and drugs.

Your age is unimportant but I am often condescending to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with anyone over 45. Serious replies only please.

I am 45 M in a dead end job seeking a mentally stable lady for codependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I have a secret obsession with going out to public places just so I can listen to people gossip. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and secretly laughing at my own mean spirited agenda driven jokes. Friends describe me as ‘surprisingly opinionated for someone this uninformed."

You : You are a bitter mess with misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dating every guy in town and want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting wasted in a crappy bar while you flirt with men with potbellys followed by a loud screening match in the parking lot. I will be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and drugs.

Your age is unimportant but I am often condescending to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with anyone over 45. Serious replies only please.

I am 45 M in a dead end job seeking a mentally stable lady for codependency, tepid sex and shouting matches. I have a secret obsession with going out to public places just so I can listen to people gossip. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics and secretly laughing at my own mean spirited agenda driven jokes. Friends describe me as ‘surprisingly opinionated for someone this uninformed."

You : You are a bitter mess with misplaced sense of entitlement and utopic expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you have just finished dating every guy in town and want to take it slow with me. My perfect night would include getting wasted in a crappy bar while you flirt with men with potbellys followed by a loud screening match in the parking lot. I will be open to an unsatisfying fling but would prefer a long term, soul crushing descent into booze and drugs.

Your age is unimportant but I am often condescending to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with anyone over 45. Serious replies only please.

45M. Emotionally available in the same way roadside golgappe are technically dinner. Seeking a reasonably stable woman to share mild codependency, aggressively average chemistry, and the occasional street corner debate about absolutely nothing.

My hobbies include going to public places purely to eavesdrop on gossip, pretending I’m smarter than I am by memorizing random statistics, and laughing slightly too hard at my own jokes. Friends describe me as ‘surprisingly opinionated for someone this uninformed.’

You: Ideally somewhat cynical, carrying at least three unresolved emotional subplots, and capable of turning a harmless conversation into a 40-minute argument by dessert. Bonus points if you say things like ‘I’m done with dating’ immediately before texting three other people.

Dream date: two-for-one drinks at a mediocre bar, your passive aggressive flirting with strangers, followed by an unnecessarily intense shouting match in the parking lot about who embarrassed whom first.

Open to a casual disappointment, but secretly hoping for a long term emotional stalemate fueled by takeout, cheap wine, and mutual nitpicking.

Age isn’t important. I’ll probably be mildly condescending either way, though in completely different styles depending on your life stage. Serious replies only.

Hi I am a single 43 M looking for a Female to connect, socialize and make friends in the city. My interests are books, yoga, spirituality, Carnatic music, long drives , good vibes, cardio, gym, platonic romance. DM me

Note : I am only looking for female company with matching interests. I can be a bit picky on whom I allow into my space so please respect this.

As the title says I am in the market for a mint iPhone 7 or greater. Will pay cash it’s for personal use.