
# Squidward Gets a Job at a Call Center and Immediately Regrets It
Squidward's performance review after one week working customer service:**
> Customer: “Can you please help me reset my password?”
>
> Squidward: “Certainly. I’d be delighted to spend the next 45 minutes explaining to you where the ‘forgot password’ button is.”
>
> Customer: “Are you being sarcastic?”
>
> Squidward: “No. This is my customer service voice.”
Meanwhile, Squidward has already updated his resume three times and is considering going back to the Krusty Krab.
**Supervisor:** “You need to sound more enthusiastic.”
**Squidward:** “I am enthusiastic.”
**Supervisor:** “You sound depressed.”
**Squidward:** “That’s because I am enthusiastic.”
At this point, even SpongeBob would probably file a complaint. 🦑📞