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I think I managed to message everyone, but just in case I missed someone, thank y’all so much for reaching out. We found a player who we think is going to fit right in with our ragtag group of scoundrels, and we’re really excited to have them aboard.

A lot of y’all had the same question. “How in the heck have y’all managed to stay alive without a healer?”

To that I say… 🤷‍♂️

Honestly, I have no idea.

Seriously though, thank y’all again. There are so many of y’all with awesome character ideas, and I’d definitely encourage you to put yourself out there and find a game if you haven’t already.

That said, if anyone is interested in putting together an online group, I’d absolutely be down. I don’t really have room in my schedule for another in person campaign, but I’ve been wanting to give online play a shot. Any GMs with online experience looking to start a group? Hit me up!

EDIT: Thanks to everyone who has reached out. Gonna be talking it over with the group and getting back to y’all!

Hello y’all! Our merry band of chaos demons is looking for a new victim… I mean comrade… to join us on adventures far and wide!

Meet the team!

Entropy (She/her) • Tiefling Rogue
The brains of the operation. Usually the only one making good decisions and constantly stopping the rest of us from getting into even more trouble. Is badass and absolutely capable of handling business.

Kiri (She/her) • Dragonborn Monk
One half of the chaos twins. Will arm wrestle you. Was maybe in a cult? May try to recruit you into a cult. The jury’s still out.

Tank Sinatra (He/him) • Goliath Fighter
The other half of the chaos twins. Will try to convince you to do our job for us. Will haggle over everything. Will absolutely get himself kicked out.

Ember (He/him) • Tabaxi Warlock
A little ball of fur and anger issues. Will threaten to cut off your fingers. Hears voices sometimes. Definitely has ulterior motives. (This is my character.)

Jett (She/her) • Dhampir Sorcerer
Mysterious. The newest member of the party. Somehow she’s already fitting right in.

And of course, last but certainly not least, weaving our tale is our incredibly talented GM. He’s run campaigns for years and has been crafting a daring story full of adventure and intrigue. We’ve been doing everything in our power to derail it with increasingly chaotic decisions at almost every turn.

Story so far:
We angered some lightning wolves. We still miss one of them.

A bard decided he wasn’t chaotic enough and left the party. (I decided I wanted to swap characters after the first session lol.)

We were hired to escort a merchant transporting two giant mysterious boxes.

We did absolutely everything we could to figure out what was inside them. To an almost obsessive degree.

We failed.

We burned half a forest trying to escape from bandits.

Kiri and Tank got banned from a shop.

Ember drank a mysterious dwarven brew and got poisoned.

We had to barter for the antidote, which sent us on a side quest.

Frank tried to convince us to rob the shop owner.

During the side quest, Kiri kicked a chair and somehow started a fight with tree people.

We fought a water elemental.

We were asked to investigate exploding goblins.

A dragon attacked.

We’re currently trying to evacuate an entire town through underground tunnels.

So I’m sure you’re thinking, “Sign me up!” But on the off chance you need to know a little more, we’re a group of LGBTQ+ friendly adults who get together on Mondays to play make believe and have a great time. We enjoy roleplaying, we absolutely have serious moments, but above all else we’re here to have fun.

We’re playing in our GM’s homebrew campaign set in Faerûn. We meet on Mondays at Dragon’s Lair from 6:00 PM until closing. We’re looking for one, maybe two more players.

If you’re interested, send me a DM with a little about yourself and the character you’d like to play. Looking forward to hearing from y’all!