▲ 104 r/cleandadjokes
My doctor said they were just waiting for my X-Ray.
He'll be waiting forever. I've never dated anyone named Ray.
u/hacksawjim89 — 6 days ago
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▲ 573 r/CatSlaps
The kitten thinks its time to try dog food.
This was four years ago today. They are still best friends.
u/hacksawjim89 — 7 days ago
▲ 56 r/cleandadjokes
How does the moon cut it's hair?
Eclipse it.
u/hacksawjim89 — 8 days ago
▲ 88 r/cleandadjokes
A fly came to my door, and boy was he mad.
He flew off the handle.
u/hacksawjim89 — 9 days ago
▲ 94 r/cleandadjokes
The assembly line I work on makes OK products.
It's in a satisfactory.
u/hacksawjim89 — 12 days ago
▲ 312 r/dadjokes
My wife said that if anything should happen to her, I should see other women.
She just stubbed her toe on the bed frame, so I guess I'm avaliable.
u/hacksawjim89 — 17 days ago
▲ 39 r/cleandadjokes
It's going to be so hot on the farm today...
The pigs will be bacon.
u/hacksawjim89 — 24 days ago
▲ 85 r/cleandadjokes
My friend tried to tell me that he does yoga every day.
I think that's a stretch.
u/hacksawjim89 — 27 days ago
▲ 15 r/dadjokes
I took a few days off work to take care of my sick cow.
My boss thinks I'm milking it.
u/hacksawjim89 — 30 days ago
▲ 87 r/dadjokes
The guy that stole my diary just died.
My thoughts are with his family.
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 9 r/cleandadjokes
I went to the Magic Carpet Shop, but I couldn't get one
I wasn't Aladdin.
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 31 r/cleandadjokes
The bald man went back to the department store.
He forgot toupee.
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 205 r/3amjokes
So, none of you liked my joke about ghosts having sex with owls?
Well, Boo fucking Hoo
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 84 r/cleandadjokes
I planted the wrong flowers in my garden.
Oopsie daisy.
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 655 r/CatsWithDogs
Do you remember the day you met your best friend? Its been four years today since Milo and Aspen met and they've been inseparable ever since.
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 86 r/cleandadjokes
What's made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 170 r/cleandadjokes
What do you call a Frenchman attacked by a cat?
Claude
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 31 r/cleandadjokes
I draw lots of funny shapes on my sidewalk.
But on the street is where I draw the line.
u/hacksawjim89 — 1 month ago
▲ 52 r/dadjokes
I need to take a minute and thank everyone in this sub for their support. Today has been a really sad day.
But yesterday was a Sadder-day.
u/hacksawjim89 — 2 months ago