▲ 1 r/cleandadjokes
To the person that stole my flip-flops and camo jacker:
You can run, but you can't hide.
u/hacksawjim89 — 22 hours ago
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A teacher once told me that I'd be no good at poetry due to my dyslexia.
To prove her wrong, I sent her pictures of 2 jugs, a vase and an ashtray that I made.
u/hacksawjim89 — 2 days ago
▲ 19 r/dadjokes
TIL: Cottage cheese is not a cheese at all.
It just a curd to me.
u/hacksawjim89 — 4 days ago
▲ 572 r/CatSlaps
Chevy & Aspen fighting over the open part of the window.
Milo just wants a Sunday nap.
u/hacksawjim89 — 5 days ago
▲ 39 r/cleandadjokes
I grew up in a small town where I was always in trouble. When they installed sidewalks and I did a lot better.
They helped keep me off the streets.
u/hacksawjim89 — 7 days ago
▲ 111 r/3amjokes
A guy came to the doctor, asking if he could help get a golf ball out of his ass.
I don't think I can. It's up a fairway.
u/hacksawjim89 — 10 days ago
▲ 414 r/cleandadjokes
I bought a calculator that wouldn't display the number eight.
I tried, like, four times too.
u/hacksawjim89 — 11 days ago
▲ 112 r/dadjokes
I admit it, I have a small butt.
It's a real assette.
u/hacksawjim89 — 12 days ago
▲ 133 r/cleandadjokes
I don't know... that's why I needed the battery.
u/hacksawjim89 — 18 days ago