▲ 55 r/Bumble

As a 5'4 guy, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm just not what women want

Yeah, I know. Another height post. How original. For what it's worth, I'm not here to complain about how women are evil cruel bitches for liking tall guys. In fact, I actually completely understand why tall guys are so universally preferred. If I was a woman, I'd probably ignore short guys as well.

I guess what I wasn't prepared for was just how universally undesirable short men seem to be. I mean, not the standard? I get that. But the further you look, the more you start to realize that there just isn't a market for you. It's a sobering thought when you realize that there's probably more women out there into scat as opposed to short guys.

If you think I'm being melodramatic here, let me just reiterate that I am in fact 5'4. A 5'4 male living in the USA. That is the average height of women in the west. See when people talk about short guys, they usually refer to men who are 5'7 - 5'9, maybe 5'6 if they're feeling extra charitable. And in that range, you're ok. Sure you don't look great when placed next to a 6'3 dude, but it's not the end of the world. The whole "6 ft only" thing is exaggerated anyways and primarily for social media, it's not that bad irl.

But below 5'6? Oof. Yeah there's no point in beating around the bush, it's not fun. It's funny seeing the difference in how people talk about "short" guys and short guys. Here's a compilation of the advice/talking points that have gotten thrown at me over the years:

● "Women who care about height are stupid and shallow. Just ignore them."

The idea that women who care about height are shallow stupid hoes is so silly. The vast majority of women care about height. Do people realize that when they say this, they're basically calling the majority of women stupid and shallow? These women can be caring, kind, thoughtful, and generally pleasant people to be around. But they have their standards. And they're allowed to have those standards. Most of my girl friends don't date short guys. They're all wonderful people.

● "Women don't like short guys cause of the napoleon complex. Just be confident."

No actually, women don't like short guys cause they just don't like short guys. It's not an appealing or masculine trait for a man to have. It doesn't look sexy or exciting. Being seen next to a short guy feels awkward and makes women feel self conscious about their own size. It's part social, part biological. An insecure short guy and a confident short guy will get mocked alike by bullies and mean girls, but that's just how it is.

● "Move to a shorter country."

Yeah let me just uproot myself so women will actually pay attention to me. Besides, this "solution" seems to ignore the fundamental concept that a taller man will always be perceived as superior and more masculine. Moving to a shorter country may make dating and sex easier, but it's not going to erase the baseline self loathing that comes with being short.

● "Transition or become gay."

Yes, people have actually said this to me. Do I even need to talk about how weird and offensive this advice is?

● "Wait till your thirties/fourties. Women care less about height as they age."

Sorry if I sound like an incel here, but being seen as the "safe" stable provider type is just soul crushing. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than live out my life as "plan b". I want to be desired for who I am. Loved for who I am. I don't wanna just be the nice funny guy who makes up for his physical defecit with personality.

The undesirability of short guys isn't anyones fault. It's not mens fault. It's not womens fault. It's not my fault, not your fault. It's just an unfortunate fact of life. Maybe dating and romance isn't for everyone. Maybe there's more to life for one to enjoy. I've just gotta make my peace with that.

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u/jukeaways — 10 hours ago
▲ 171 r/azudaioh

What do y'all think about Nichijou?

People often compare it with AzuDaioh.

u/jukeaways — 1 day ago
▲ 1.0k r/hatethissmug+1 crossposts

I hate how universally undesirable short men are

There's no solution to being a short guy. You can get surgery if you want, but it's expensive, painful, and there's issues of limb proportionality afterwards. You can try and make up for it by being buff and rich but people will just mock you for overcompensating. You have to go above and beyond to present yourself as the perfect guy just to get an inkling of the affection and intimacy that your average tall guy gets.

The worst part is the women who make fun of short men are primarily referring to guys that are 5'7 to 5'9. If you fall below that, you aren't even perceived as a man. You see it all the time on here where a short guy vents about loneliness, someone tries to cheer them up, and then the OP reveals that he's like 5'3 or something. And everyone else just kind of goes silent, because they were under the impression that "short" here was referring to 5'8.

It's also crazy how rare it is to actually find a woman who genuinely likes short guys. I feel like there's so many fetishes out there for so many different kinds of people, but short guys only get appreciated by gay dudes. Some women don't "mind" short guys, but that usually doesn't mean anything cause they still overwhelmingly prefer tall men. So really what you're left with is women who exclusively date tall guys, women who date guys taller than them, and then women who don't mind height but still usually date tall guys. I've seen more women into scat than short men. Sobering, isn't it? I know it was for me. Even if a woman actually likes short guys, she still gets shit for it from her friends and family. I've seen woman dump their short bfs cause the mockery became too much. Brutal.

I don't hate or resent women for their preferences. If I was a woman, I'd like tall guys too. I mean, why would I wanna settle for a mediocre short guy who I'll never feel feminine around over a proper tall masculine guy who makes me feel safe and comfortable? It makes perfect sense. This isn't anyones fault. It's not society's fault, it's not women's fault, it's not men's fault. It's just a fact of life. It is what it is. The world can't all be winners. Some of us were meant to lose.

u/Busy-Door6682 — 17 days ago

Mr. & Mrs. Monster (Artist...Unknown?)

No seriously, I can't find out for the life of me who drew this lol.

u/jukeaways — 18 days ago
▲ 659 r/azudaioh

I love how the show officially introduces Chihiro near the beginning even though she does absolutely fuckall for the rest of the series lmao

I mean no hate but like what was the point. Was she supposed to be important?

u/jukeaways — 20 days ago

What character from another show would you love to see interact with the YuYu squad?

I think Yusuke and Revy (Black Lagoon) would have some incredible banter lmao.

u/jukeaways — 23 days ago

If white men knew how their women get down behind closed doors...

The amount of white women who have approached me and my friends (we're all black) for hook-ups is craaaazyyy. Some of these chicks were dating and even married. I have enough dignity to refuse helping them cheat on their partner but damn lmao. Lowkey I can see why white dudes are so intimidated by us. Still though, kinda their fault considering they set up the stereotypes for black men in the first place. You tell your daughters and wives that we're scary big devilish brutes and then act shocked when they end up being drawn to us lol. Forbidden fruit, when are y'all gonna learn?

Funny part is white dudes always try to cope by saying "well statistics show most white women marry white guys so stfu" yeah man, marriage. Hoe phases are a different story. See black men are basically seen as prime-time hook-up material. Tbh it's kinda frustrating only being used for sex, but it's still a damn good time. Lotta these white girls will sportfuck black dudes in their youth, and then settle down for Tyler or Brayden in their 30s. It's basically the average white guys biggest fear.

So yeah lowkey BBC psychosis is real. To any black dudes reading this, don't be a sucker for this fetish shit. But also enjoy what you can. Gen z snowbunnies are fun af trust me lmao.

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u/jukeaways — 1 month ago