u/kiss-my-ass-hoe

1. When someone says “I had 2 under 2. It’s the same thing. Here’s what I did…”
   I’VE HAD 2 UNDER 2 BEFORE MY TWINS AND I CAN ABSOLUTELY CONFIRM: IT IS NOT THE SAME THING AT ALL. PLEASEEEEE DON’T TRY TO GIVE ME THAT USELESS ASS ADVICE THAT I DID NOT ASK FOR

2. “You seem to be struggling. Put them on the same schedule, that should help”
   OH WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH I’VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT 😱😱😱 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I’VE BEEN TRYING TO DO? IT’S NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS

Sorry y’all just had to vent in the thick of it rn lmao

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Help me do my ancestors justice bc I’m pretty sure they’re pretty disappointed in my cooking right now 😩😂

Edit: looking for recipes

The term “hooha” to refer to women’s private part. Idk why it reminds me of a middle aged white woman trying to sound hip. Pls call it anything else 🙏

Looking for a gym to lift weights but isn’t crowded at around 5-6pm

I swear if I see another draped tent and balloon arch ima lose my shit 😭 what happened to old school parties with simple decorations + cake + pizza? It can be so easy and affordable to make a fun environment for kids for an event, no need to spend thousands trying to impress other adults

Has a loved one’s death caused a change of your opinion on consciousness? I’ve observed this phenomenon while those around me lift the ones they love. I’ve seen it can cause them to have either a more materialist view or a more religious view to cope. What’s your experience/opinion?

Something quick and simple I can make for when guests come by. I have a lemon tree.