I'm sick of that moment of excitement and disbelief before I realise its fanmade every single time. I applaud the effort to do something like this but at this point it's like the titles are being phrased to sound official.
Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!
(I hope someone gets the reference otherwise I'd be sounding really cringe)
"Aside from the looks, the sparkles hovering in the air around them have passed down the Armstrong line for generations."
I guess its not a visual effect and just canonically exists.
That is not a biscuit and that is not gravy.It looks like someone threw up on a scone.
This completely factual account began... in an ancient mesopotamian jungle temple I was raiding. You see, the neonazis believed that it held an ancient artefact that could revive Hitler and I had to get it first because *it belongs in a museum*. They had already taken the map so I had to track it down from memory- and still got there first.
Before I entered it ,however, I had to unlock the Seven Seals. The first one I blinded with my dazzling smile. The second I tore with my enormous brute strength. The third I soothed with a pristine lullaby. The fourth I made out with until it blushed and crumbled. It tasted like rock, unfortunately. The fifth I used my intellectual mind to unlock a puzzle as old as time; and for the sixth I deciphered a riddle lost in translation. The seventh seal was tough however, and I had to make a daring sacrifice. Tragically, I was forced to abandon my water bottle to moisten the base and I had to go the rest of the journey... with a slightly dry mouth. I know. Tragic.
Once I was inside, the neo nazis had found me- they were waiting for me. I flashed one a smile: she swooned so hard, she fainted. Another realised how wrong they were and walked away. But the rest had already snuck off to use the device and none other than Adolf Asshat Hitler (his real middle name) rose from the earth, now a superhuman zombie. I drew my blade and engaged in combat. If you've ever fought a zombie, you know that they have enormous strength, but still my pecs and abs outmatched him. That is, until he was accompanied by Heinrich Himmler and Joseph Goebells, who then performed a Super Reich Fusion with Hitler to form the Überführer, Ultra Omega Hitler Xtreme.
The battle lasted three days, but fortunately only one of us could tire. I used my sword to pin him to the wall. "Hitler la Vista, baby" I said, as I walked away from the temple, which then exploded from my sheer awesomeness. My hat survived, even if many priceless artefacts of great historical importance were destroyed. But heroes have a sacrifice to pay, and since then I have carried a horrible, wreched curse. I am eternally tortured to be unable to own over £10 million without donating excess to charity. Poverty is tough. But that is how I saved the world.
I made a typo negative.
A while ago I saw someone mention this possibility, I've just finished another reread of the series and decided to keep it in mind.
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Earlier in the book we get the reveal that Dr Paige had faked letters in order to make herself head of WICKED, so it's entirely possible that she was the actual writer of that letter. As I finished reading I didn't see anything that could point to either possibly, but Teresa did look into Thomas's eyes quite a bit, which someone who would be lying wouldn't tend to do.
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I always thought it felt a bit out of character for her, but then again she did reveal that she was in contact with Aris the whole time while in the maze so if it was actually from her, it would explain that.
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The only reason I could think of Dr Paige faking the letter is as an excuse to have Teresa carry the message "WICKED is good" into the maze and try and keep the subjects loyal after the trial (which obviously failed), there might be more reasons I didn't end up thinking of so I'd love to hear other people's opinions.
I've been trapped in LA since the day I was born. I yearn to see the world beyond my confinements, but I happened in Vegas. And now they are making me stay.
Well it might be different in different countries (I know mother's day is different in the UK and the US) but don't forget to treat your dad today.
It's pronounced fail-i-ure, nobody actually pronounces it as fail-ure right? It's like it has an invisible vowel.
It was bugged as shit, so hopefully now things should work again.