T minus 20 minutes to rhuemotoalogist

I think they are testing me for eds Honestly i don't think i have it because i can exercise and do exercise for hours everyday but I do fit alot of symptoms

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u/monkey5008 — 4 days ago

I am balding and Idk what to do

I started balding at 14 you can say what you want

Oh deal with it

Oh its not that bad

It is

It is that fucking bad when I know my future

I know I'll look uglier and uglier till I bite the bullet and go full bald and probably look ugly

I have good hair

But its going to all fall out

I fucking hate everything

I cant have one fucning win in life

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u/monkey5008 — 9 days ago
▲ 1 r/pchelp

Cpu usage is 15-30% max but its 91C

Amd ryzen 9 5900x 12 core processor

I use the pc alot id say its almost always on but usually on nothing

Use it for games and that's really it

Pc is on a tile floor is cold basement

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u/monkey5008 — 9 days ago
▲ 5 r/Balding+1 crossposts

Started balding at 14 im almost 16 now and I think its slowing down

First photo is from april

I cant find other old ones I think they are deleted out of embarrassment

Last 3 are from today

u/monkey5008 — 9 days ago

Anyone wanna take a Crack on my medical mystery?

Who wants to take a Crack at my mystery lisp?? Nobody has been able to figure it out

who's up for a challenge???

Hello so this happened a year ago and after a neurologist (who researched and asked others) pediatrician, er visit, mri, we never got an answer

My mom(in medical field) also reached out to speech specialists and spent hours researching

The best answer we got???

Unknown virus- let's hope it doesn't come back

I would like to preface that it has passed

Ok since this was a year ago ill tell you my stats at the time

Male

14

5'11

At the time I was about 180 lbs?? Not to fat not to skinny I was in the process of losing weight

High activity level

No drugs (except focalin but I have been on that since the age of 10 and to this day, still take it)

No caffeine or rarely

Ok let's get into what happend

I was at school and suddenly out of nowhere started speaking in a lisp

My friends heard it and we're making fun of me it was like the last day so I texted my mom and her(being in the medical field) became worried and told my brother to drive me home

When I got home she heard me and we got in the car and drove to my pediatrician

He told us he had no clue

No headache

No swelling of tongue

Nothing

It was basically just a lisp like a bad one

Like i couldn't say the letter s at all

Btw never had any difficulties speaking or anything like this

Anyways

Pediatrician urged us to go to the er to rule out something with the brain

Er was unhelpful preformed neurological exam and basically said I was good

Went to neurologist

Got mri

Nothing wrong with my mri

Nobody knew what it was

It lasted for about 2 weeks and vanish completely

Never came back

Btw

No changes in my mouth

I didnt hit my throat

Didn't bite my cheek

Nothing

Nobody could explain it

Ask me any question you might have ill answer and if you have ever even heard of this tell me because im very curious and wanna make sure this isn't something that's gonna affect me

Not worried about it but its been a full year and it is kinda freaky

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u/monkey5008 — 9 days ago

Idk if questions abt modeling are aloud here but

Do model agencies abuse lighting and angles

Hey I have a question about modeling kinda hard to phrase but so basically in real life im pretty ugly but when I use angles and lighting ppl online say I should model and that I have a very unique face

Basically when your modeling do they abuse lighting and angles when taking your picture to make the models look better in my opinion I dont think im "model material" either way but like your average modeling photos hoot cold you go on your phone and take better pictures or do they like make you look alot better idk if this is hard to answer

Again I personally dont think I could ever model because I dont look good in natural lighting and angles so I would never get past that first roadblock but yeah im just curious about this tbh

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u/monkey5008 — 9 days ago
▲ 340 r/strange

Since you guys like my purple hands I'll show off some other tricks

The weirdest part is what I can do with my stomach but idk if I'll post that

Btw I am not like severely underweight im actually very fit and healthy im 6'1 and about 162lbs and my doctors say im good

Its because I can like detach my shoulder blades

Oh and look my hands aren't purple rn

They arent always purple

u/monkey5008 — 10 days ago

Anyone else's body think they are 6'10 and 400 lbs lean

My appetite is outrageous

I can easily put away 3-5 thousands calories daily

And my bad days can be more than that

Not to mention im on such a high dose of stimulants that Google says I should have no appetite and should also probably be having a seizure(thank god I do have some appetite cuz I dont wanna be skeletone)

I can manage it tho through course of working out but its sucks last night I weren't downstairs for a snack and ate 3 eggs a sleeve of crackers and 2 wraps and cheese and granola bar

Like that's a snack

Worst part is I ain't even growing

Like ok if I was gaining height that's fine but like boi

I am still skinny but gaining weight is not hard for me in the slightest I just am trying to gain muscle (gained 19 pounds in 11 days not to long ago(all fat))

So yeah im not complaining about gaining weight but I do wish I didnt have to eat like the incredible hulk

And my mom yells at me

Especially when she brought home 8 large oranges like 2 pounds of grapes and a case of black berries and wokeup to

1 orange

No berries

A few grape

But fruit dont count anyways lmao

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u/monkey5008 — 10 days ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 10.0k r/StardewMemes+1 crossposts

I am purple

EDIT6: I wish my post about my sudden onset of a lisp I posted ages ago on a different account blew up like this because maybe yall could figure it out because that's the weirdest thing that ever happened to me it lasted like 2 weeks and neurologist sad he researched and asked others in the field My mom talked to specialists in speech and other areas And we never to this day got an answer to that The best answer was that it was probably an undiscovered virus and we tried to figure it out trust me we tried

Happens to my arms and legs to

Btw the docta said im fine Im 15 btw Edit it have seen multiple doctors Gotten bloodwork I have some other mystery medical problems For those saying I need er now This has been going on for over a year now lmao Not raynauds I got a ultrasound of my heart Ekg Lots of testing We are still trying to figure everything out Im not always purple But my skin is never normal My body lowkey just weird as fuckTartan.

Edit 2: guys am I about to be turned into a reddit story that an Ai voice reads while shitty Minecraft park our play in the bg

Wow holy shit this blew up Thanks for the concern And no I dont eat silver

Edit 3 Wow this blew up lmao Wonder what you guys would diagnose me with if you saw my other tricks🤣

Edit 4: ok I think im unbanned no more joking about coming for infinity stones lmao. Good lord this post blew up over 1 million views wow its funny seeing everyone tell me hopital or im going to die Sir these photos are all like over 7 days old Let me clear up some thing No my name isn't William No I didnt go to Wonka factory Im not looking for infinity stones Im not a oke eyed flying alien or whatever I appreciate reddits concern and I might post my other tricks Also I just got a very unsettling message request ig that rule is right😭😭😭 People i am 15 year old

Edit 5 or something Holy crap 6000 upvotes and over 1.5m views hello everyone Edit 7: this is now one of the most popular posts on this subreddit

Edit 8: seems reddit isn't notifying me for your comment so if I not replying or upvoting then 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Edit 9: Wow 10 awards wow thank you guys Edit 10 2MILLION VIEWS HOLY CRAP

u/UnderTheGreyCloud — 9 days ago