What The Hell Am I Looking At?

I was served an ad for this an hour ago and have now spent the last 58 minutes trying to figure it out.

It’s marketed for bachelorette parties but it’s Instagram is all food related. The website is no help.

I am so frustrated. As far as I can tell it’s literally just a…thing?

u/myleftfootfetish — 8 days ago

Brazilian Steak House Night at Casa De MyHouse

Saw someone asking which way you use your rotisserie vertical or horizontal which makes no sense to me. Obviously you spin it counterclockwise if you’re looking from the left and clockwise if you’re standing on the right. (This will be an under appreciated joke by me.)

P.S.
Remembered to take videos this time.

u/myleftfootfetish — 9 days ago
▲ 15 r/TTC

Faith in Humanity Restored (With 1 Small Caveat)

Last week, while taking my kid to a doctor's appointment, I lost my wallet when exiting the subway on Line 2. I assumed it was gone forever and was ok to live with the mistake.

As a last ditch effort, before starting to replace IDs and such, I called Bay Station where I was informed it was handed in and I could pick it up. Now, here's where my mind really gets blown, I get there this morning and not only was my wallet, with all cards handed in, but the cash that I had in there was also returned! Truly amazing.

My assumption is that the one of passenger on the train who saw me with my daughter, also saw my wallet slip out of my pocket and handed it in. So if you're ready this, thank you.

Onto my predicament, while cancelling all my cards, I also cancelled my original (I think) presto card. Now that I have my wallet back I'm trying to readd the same card to my account (and I want to continue using the physical card so everyone knows I've been down with Presto since Day 1) but it is saying it is "Hotlisted". My assumption is that this card is sadly gone and it's the one thing I won't be able to replace 1 for 1 but, with the way everything else has played out I came here to see if there is anything I can do about it.

Photo of my sweet, sweet Presto card attached for reference.

My Sweet Card. Possibly RIP.

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u/myleftfootfetish — 12 days ago

Made a Whole Pork Butt Today

I kept telling myself “take pictures to post” but just kept putting it off and putting it off figuring I’d get a picture of it at the end. And now, here I am. No photos. Pulled pork eaten.

I have let you all down and I am ashamed.

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u/myleftfootfetish — 13 days ago

We’re Sitting on a Class Action Gold Mine!

I have attempted to post this in AskTO, Toronto and Blue Jays. All communities where I thought this topic fit perfectly. Sadly, it didn’t for reasons I don’t understand. So I come to you, the good natured community of Blue Jays Baseball.

I’ll be attending my first Loonie Dog Night this week. I’ve always found the idea of fairly priced weiners en masse a provocative opportunity but my desire to go to bed before 10 on a Tuesday always trumps it.

Anyways, I was at the bank yesterday picking up 250 loonies for my group of 5 when the bank teller asked, “what’s all this for?”. Typically I respond with a reasoned response like, “this is a bank and none of your business” but I was feeling nice so I said, “loonie dogs babyyy!”. In what I can only describe as one of the most distressing conversations I’ve ever had I was repeatedly informed that the SkyDome is now a cashless venue.

Now, I’m no lawyer (thus why I’m asking for one) but it seems grossly misleading (and unethical) to name your largest season long promotion after Canadian currency while simultaneously not accepting it.

So, if you’re a lawyer and want to get in on what is probably a case that will go down in the annals of case law, message me.

u/myleftfootfetish — 28 days ago
▲ 6 r/pasta

New to Pasta (I’ll Explain)

I’ve eaten pasta before, don’t let the misleading title confuse you. However, i recently took the plunge and bought a pasta roller.

I look forward to being a part of this community, enjoying pasta (now homemade!), and sharing my journey! I welcome any tips and tricks I should know before starting this journey that will surely drive me insane.

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u/myleftfootfetish — 1 month ago
▲ 197 r/askTO

Dealing With Neighbour’s Smelly Backyard

Throwaway account because this is too sensitive. Jk jk. You think I’d ever use a throwaway account with a fantastic handle like this? Never.

My neighbours has dogs who are out backing all day and night. In time, we’ve learned to deal with it and tune it out. In the past it was 2 loud dogs but last year, after 1 passed away, they got a new dog who immediately got pregnant and gave birth to 4 more loud dogs. Which brings me to the smell…

These dogs are outside for about 16 hours a day in a backyard that’s almost exclusively concrete. They’re also all fairly aggressive dogs so they choose not to walk them and let them get all their activity in the backyard. I’m sure you can put this all together but the backyard absolutely reeks of dog pee. This is to the point that even after 2 days of heavy rain it was still pungent while I was in the backyard.

So, I ask you, how do I deal with this?

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u/myleftfootfetish — 1 month ago