u/nosuchthingasakafir

As samu alaykum ya muslimoon

I am looking for a Muslim woman to do Mutah with, as you know allah swt allows it in koran 4:24.

Mehr prices are negotiable, but preferably I’m looking for a 3 hour Mutah marriage and I’ll pay 50 quid per hour of Mutah fun, totalling at £150 (or dollars) as the overall mehr!

Are there any hijabi women looking to make a quick buck? Let’s do mutah Inshaallah!

As for my preferences in a woman who I desire for mutah marriage:

I like “swelling breasts” (just as allah in the Koran does, when he’s talking about the huris in paradise in koran 78:33)

I like hijabi women whose skin is so white until the point that I can see the narrow of their bones! (Just like mohamad does in sahih Bukhari 3254)

I like big one mile sized butts, just like mohamad does (“And he will also have seventy-two wives from the houris in addition to his wives of this world. And the seat of them (the wives) is equivalent to (the size of) a mile of the earth” - musnad Ahmad 10511)

(Also found here: “The hadith which was narrated by Imam Ahmad, from the narration of Ash‘ath the blind, from Shahr ibn Hawshab, from Abu Hurairah, from the Prophet, peace be upon him:
‘And indeed he will have from the houris seventy-two wives, besides his wives from the world.’
‘And indeed one of them will occupy her seat equivalent to the measure of a mile of the earth.’ -Al-Bidayah wa al-Nihayah, Vol. 20, pp. 338–339)

I would also prefer if the big one mile sized butt of the Muslim woman who I desire for mutah, shakes like the buttocks of the women of dhul khalasa! (“The hour will not be established until the buttocks of the women of the Daus tribe shake when going around dhul khalasa” - Sahih Bukhari 7116)

And finally if the Muslim woman has an unbroken unpenetrated hymen, just like allah also likes as that is the language he uses to describe the Huris in koran 55:56 and 55:72 (lam yatmituhunna - “their hymens have never been broken”)

So to conclude, I am looking to do Mutah marriage with a Muslim woman who has swelling breasts (78:33), skin so white that I can see her bones as if she’s an x-ray or something lol (Bukhari 3254), a butt the size of a mile! (Musnad Ahmad 10511), that also shakes! (Bukhari 7116) And finally, an unbroken hymen! (55:56, 55:72)

Are there any hijabi women who fit that description who are interested in doing mutah marriage together?

Inshallah let me know sisters!

As samu alaykum

I don’t know why this got removed? I also got banned from the sub Reddit as well. It was one of those Islamic nikah marriage subs. I’m so sad right now. Here’s what I posted:

“As samu alaykum ya muslimoon

I am looking for a Muslim woman to do Mutah with, as you know allah swt allows it in koran 4:24.

Mehr prices are negotiable, but preferably I’m looking for a 3 hour Mutah marriage and I’ll pay 50 quid per hour of Mutah fun, totalling at £150 (or dollars) as the overall mehr!

Are there any hijabi women looking to make a quick buck? Let’s do mutah Inshaallah!

As for my preferences in a woman who I desire for mutah marriage:

I like “swelling breasts” (just as allah in the Koran does, when he’s talking about the huris in paradise in koran 78:33)

I like hijabi women whose skin is so white until the point that I can see the narrow of their bones! (Just like mohamad does in sahih Bukhari 3254)

I like big one mile sized butts, just like mohamad does (“And he will also have seventy-two wives from the houris in addition to his wives of this world. And the seat of them (the wives) is equivalent to (the size of) a mile of the earth” - musnad Ahmad 10511)

(Also found here: “The hadith which was narrated by Imam Ahmad, from the narration of Ash‘ath the blind, from Shahr ibn Hawshab, from Abu Hurairah, from the Prophet, peace be upon him:
‘And indeed he will have from the houris seventy-two wives, besides his wives from the world.’
‘And indeed one of them will occupy her seat equivalent to the measure of a mile of the earth.’ -Al-Bidayah wa al-Nihayah, Vol. 20, pp. 338–339)

I would also prefer if the big one mile sized butt of the Muslim woman who I desire for mutah, shakes like the buttocks of the women of dhul khalasa! (“The house will not be established until the buttocks of the women of the Daus tribe shake when going around dhul khalasa” - Sahih Bukhari 7116)

And finally if the Muslim woman has an unbroken unpenetrated hymen, just like allah also likes as that is the language he uses to describe the Huris in koran 55:56 and 55:72 (lam yatmituhunna - “their hymens have never been broken”)

So to conclude, I am looking to do Mutah marriage with a Muslim woman who has swelling breasts (78:33), skin so white that I can see her bones as if she’s an x-ray or something lol (Bukhari 3254), a butt the size of a mile! (Musnad Ahmad 10511), that also shakes! (Bukhari 7116) And finally, an unbroken hymen! (55:56, 55:72)

Are there any hijabi women who fit that description who are interested in doing mutah marriage together?

Inshallah let me know sisters!

As samu alaykum”

All of the comments got really mad at me and then I got banned forever for some reason. I wasn’t asking for much was I? Gosh women these days shut you down for no valid reason it seems.

As samu alaykum ya muslimoon

I am looking for a Muslim woman to do Mutah with, as you know allah swt allows it in koran 4:24.

Mehr prices are negotiable, but preferably I’m looking for a 3 hour Mutah marriage and I’ll pay 50 quid per hour of Mutah fun, totalling at £150 (or dollars) as the overall mehr!

Are there any hijabi women looking to make a quick buck? Let’s do mutah Inshaallah!

As for my preferences in a woman who I desire for mutah marriage:

I like “swelling breasts” (just as allah in the Koran does, when he’s talking about the huris in paradise in koran 78:33)

I like hijabi women whose skin is so white until the point that I can see the narrow of their bones! (Just like mohamad does in sahih Bukhari 3254)

I like big one mile sized butts, just like mohamad does (“And he will also have seventy-two wives from the houris in addition to his wives of this world. And the seat of them (the wives) is equivalent to (the size of) a mile of the earth” - musnad Ahmad 10511)

(Also found here: “The hadith which was narrated by Imam Ahmad, from the narration of Ash‘ath the blind, from Shahr ibn Hawshab, from Abu Hurairah, from the Prophet, peace be upon him:
‘And indeed he will have from the houris seventy-two wives, besides his wives from the world.’
‘And indeed one of them will occupy her seat equivalent to the measure of a mile of the earth.’ -Al-Bidayah wa al-Nihayah, Vol. 20, pp. 338–339)

I would also prefer if the big one mile sized butt of the Muslim woman who I desire for mutah, shakes like the buttocks of the women of dhul khalasa! (“The house will not be established until the buttocks of the women of the Daus tribe shake when going around dhul khalasa” - Sahih Bukhari 7116)

And finally if the Muslim woman has an unbroken unpenetrated hymen, just like allah also likes as that is the language he uses to describe the Huris in koran 56:55 and 56:72 (lam yatmituhunna - “their hymens have never been broken”)

So to conclude, I am looking to do Mutah marriage with a Muslim woman who has swelling breasts (78:33), skin so white that I can see her bones as if she’s an x-ray or something lol (Bukhari 3254), a butt the size of a mile! (Musnad Ahmad 10511), that also shakes! (Bukhari 7116) And finally, an unbroken hymen! (55:56, 55:72)

Are there any hijabi women who fit that description who are interested in doing mutah marriage together?

Inshallah let me know sisters!

As samu alaykum

Is interest haram?

I mean maybe it is. Islam is the religion where raiding infidels and stealing their money is totally permissible, and even actively called for…but charging interest? Uh oh that’s bad!

Interest is “haram” between two Muslim parties, I highly doubt that it’s haram between a Muslim and an infidel, and if it still is for the angry ragebaited Mohammadan who’s about to cry below, well I guess Islam is just a silly religion then isn’t it?

Raping, enslaving and financially exploiting and looting infidels = halal
Charging them interest = “haram” ????

That doesn’t make any sense. If raping and killing them is okay Islamically, are you sure charging them interest is “haram” all of a sudden?

Just like how it’s forbidden or haram in mohammadan law to kill another Muslim, but isn’t haram to kill an infidel, I would imagine that when it comes to interest, it’s the same thing.

Or maybe it isn’t. Maybe killing infidels is fine but charging them interest isn’t, which means that Islam (on top of being a false/terrorist/evil/wicked etc religion), is clearly a silly religion..

Sex slavery was so normalised in the medieval Islamic world, that the Muslims would compare the private parts of different ethnic slave women with each other. Below is a Muslim chronicle from about a thousand years ago, which you can find in ‘Slaves for Pleasure in Arabic Sex and Slave Purchase Manuals from the Tenth to Twelfth Centuries’ by Ernilla Myrne, page 196

“Jābir ibn Ḥayyān said: Byzantines have cleaner vaginas than other female slaves have. Andalusians (Southern Spanish women) are the most beautiful, sweet-smelling and receptive to learning Andalusians and Byzantines have the cleanest vaginas, whereas Alani’s (Lāniyyāt) (these are modern day southern Russian / Iranic peoples) and Turks have unclean vaginas and get pregnant easier. They have also the worst dispositions.

Sindhis, Indians, and Slavs (Ṣaqāliba) and those similar to them are the most condemned. They have uglier faces, fouler odor, and are more spiteful. Besides, they are unintelligent and difficult to control, and have unclean vaginas.

East Africans (Zanj) are the most heedless and coarse. If one finds a beautiful, sound and graceful woman among them, however, no other species can match her. Women from Mecca (Makkiyāt) are the most beautiful and pleasurable of all types.”

For any potential South Asian Muslims reading this, this is what the masters of your ancestors (Arab muslim jihadis) thought and said about your great great great great (etc) grandmother. She is ugly with an unclean vagina.

The only reason why you’re a Muslim today, is because your father had his head chopped off and your mother’s “unclean vagina” was raped. And that is why you are a Muslim today, from inheriting the filthy ideology that was forced upon your mother and father via rape and jihad essentially.

And the funniest part is, is that those people will say in their funny broken Arabic “ulhumdoolulla i was born a Muslim” hahahaha lol. Imagine being so cucked that you thank and praise (who you believe to be) god, for making you a “Muslim” by having your mother’s “unclean vagina” raped. That’s the only reason why you’re a Muslim today.

Of course when I say ‘your mother’ and ‘your father’, I don’t literally mean your actual current mother and father today. By ‘your mother’, I mean the mother of your mother of your mother etc. The same goes for ‘your father’ (his father’s father’s father etc).

I don’t see how any mentally sane person of South Asian descent (who is a “Muslim”), who has even an ounce of dignity and respect for himself and all of his ancestors, could continue identifying as a Muslim after reading that. Of course it helps if you know about Islam and Islamic history in general, I suppose an ignorant Muslim would say “that’s not true it’s a weak chronicle! Islam spread so amazingly and peacefully!”

I feel sorry for those types.

Here is what people should say in response to that silly claim

The funny Abdool will say, unironically, “did Jesus have a beard? Yes! Do we Muslims have beards? Yes! Did JeSUs pReAch tO wOrsHiP tHe oNe tRuE God BraThoer?? Yes! Did mohamad preach to worship the ‘one true god’? Yes! Did Jesus bow his head down? Yes! Do Muslims bow their heads down? Yes!”

Bla bla bla. And then they’ll end it with “exactly see, so Jesus was a Muslim guys hehe!”

They seriously believe that those are good arguments. They’re not even worth debating. All you can do is feel sorry for them for their deep level of delusion, however sometimes my arrogance gets the better of me and I find myself dying laughing at them lol

Here’s how to counter them and their brains will all of a sudden function and they’ll realise how silly they sound. Every time a mohammadan says “Jesus was a Muslim”, just reply back by saying “Mohamad (of Islam) was a Sikh!”

Mohamad was a Sikh? Yes! Did Mohamad have a big beard? Yes! Do Sikhs have big beards? Yes! “Did mOhAmd pREach tO WOrshIp tHe onE tRuE God?” Yes! “Do Sikhs believe in a one and true god? Also yes! “Did mohamad / do Muslims engage in a cleaning ritual the consists of washing the hands, feet and face before their Islamic prayers?” Yes! Do Sikhs also engage in a cleaning ritual that consists of washing the hands, feet and face before engaging in their prayers as well? Yes! Do Muslims wear turbans? Yes! Just like the Sikhs do right?

Exactly hehe! Mohamad was a Sikh! Original Islam was like Sikhism but overtime it got corrupted grrrr. So “god” had to reveal Sikhism as the new and final revelation as the koran was corrupted grrrr

That will hopefully shut them up and make them realise just how absurd they sound

Muslims tend to say “Jesus was a Muslim” because “Jesus preached to worship the one true god” and “Jesus had a beard bRAther and look Muslims have beards too wow see that means he was a Muslim hehe!” And other extremely stupid nonsensical arguments and claims of such nature. Of course they are genuinely being unironic when they make such claims and think that they’re intellectual geniuses and are making amazing great arguments lol.

It would be funny if Sikhs used the same logic on them to showcase to them just how stupid they are

Is it true that you Sikh’s believe in worshipping one god? The one true and eternal god? Yes they do
“Did mohamad believe in and preach to worship the one true god?” Yes!

Is it true that you Sikhs generally maintain big beards? Yes
“Did mohamad have a big beard guys?” Yes!

Is it true that Sikhs have a washing ritual of the hands feet and face before engaging in their prayers? Yes they do
“Did mohamad / do Muslims engage in a washing ritual before Islamic prayer that involves washing the hands feet and face?” Yes!

So to conclude, mohamad was a Sikh in the same way “Jesus was a Muslim”

Sikhs should make tweets and post videos online and hold up banners in public saying “Mohamad was a Sikh” and use the same funny silly stupid arguments presented

…oh wait, but you Sikhs, unlike those mohammadans, are actually honourable and sincere people who actually have a real faith meaning it isn’t in your people’s consciousness to try and twist the figures of other religions to fit your false narratives (unlike you know what people)

Well anyways it would still be funny if some Sikhs tried doing so to make a point to those abdools about just how silly they are.

“It is narrated that Prophet Sulaiman (Solomon) saw a male sparrow speaking to a female sparrow and saying to her: why do you refuse to have intercourse with me?
Do you know that if I wanted, I could lift the dome of Solomon with my beak and throw it into the sea?
So Sulaiman smiled at his words. Then Sulaiman called both birds and said to the male bird: can you do it? (lifting Solomon's dome and throwing it into the sea).

The male bird replied: No, O Messenger of Allah, but we males can beautify ourselves and present ourselves in a way that looks impressive in front of our wives, and a lover cannot be blamed for what he says.

So Sulaiman said to the female bird: what is your reason for refusing to have intercourse with him, while he loves you?

The female bird replied: O Prophet of Allah, he does not love me; he is a liar because he loves other females besides me. And these words moved Sulaiman deeply, and he cried intensely, and he hid from the people for 40 days, praying to Allah to make the male sparrow love only the female sparrow and not associate with other females.”

- Bihar al-Anwar, page 95

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If it isn’t obvious, think about the story of the beginning verses of Koran chapter 66 (for those who are aware of it) where mohamad’s wives (Aisha and Hafsah) are having a really big argument with him after Hafsah caught him cheating on her behind her back, in her bed, on her day (which meant on her day of the week to get banged), with his gifted sex slave (Maria Qutbia the Christian Copt) and now that the whole town is aware of their feud, the creator of the entire universe has to step in, and bring all of the angels, and all two billion Muslims, just to defend mohamad against his wives who are arguing with him about his promiscuity (koran 66:4).

Anyways it’s obvious that mohamad comes up with these wild stories that if you read in between the lines, he himself relates to, to try and save his butt from his wives who he is scared of (hence why the creator of the universe and all of the angels have to defend him whenever they get into an argument). He’s just playing a game with his wives. It’s called being diplomatic / a good con artist

Anyways what a mad funny silly stupid story that is hahahahahah profit mohomod never fails to make me die laughing

A part of me truly feels deeply sorry for Muslims. Whilst a part of me envies them. Literally 99% of them are never gonna be saved. And when I saved, I don’t mean that in the religious sense, I just mean “saved” by they’ll never wake up to the reality that they’re born into a silly cult and that their god allah is non existent.

The level of cultism (if that’s even a word) in islam among its victims is unfathomable. It’s unprecedented, no other cult like group has THIS LEVEL of extreme loyalty, obedience and blind acceptance. You have to be in it to understand what I mean. The average non-Muslim (born non-muslim I’m referring to here), could never truly understand why Muslims are the way they are and how deeply sheep minded they are. It blows my mind.

Most Muslims will never ever ever ever leave islam ever. No matter the evidence presented towards them. Their brains are too controlled by their Islamic propaganda to think in any other way.

And I must say, the Muslim preachers and “scholars” and “dawah guys” have done a fantastic job in keeping them stuck in the cult.

YOU CANNOT show a Muslim any criticism of islam, they’ll always have this preconceived notion that it’s already been “debunked” by their dawah guy and that you’re just an evil “enemy of islam grrr” who is trying to deceive Muslims into rejecting islam because you’re jealous that they “have the truth” while you remain arrogant in you “kufr”

You can’t show them that, for example, the koran allows child marriage , every tafsir confirms it, and endless Hadiths of mohamad marrying a 6 year old girl showcase it being put to practise by the main man himself. The way their minds are wired, is that you’re misinterpreting the koran, every tafsir “scholar” got it wrong because they’re humans too, and all of those Hadiths are “weak” (which is actually more silly for them to say because it suggests that they’re Islamic books are full of lies and their Islamic narrators who narrated their religion are liars which just makes believing in Islam EVEN MORE SILLY, not the other way round lol).

You cannot make this stuff up. There is no point trying to talk or debate or argue a Muslim out of Muslim. Just feel sorry for them and their families in your hearts, and maybe sometimes also laugh at them for how stupid and deluded they are.

Also this is all coming from someone who’s more knowledgable on islam than 99.9% of Muslims out there - genuinely. I know the entire koran by memory in Arabic and English, I know every single story for every single verse “revealed” in the koran, I know probably 6-7000 Hadiths by memory (in Arabic and English) off of the top of my head, of course the entire story of mohamad and the names and ages etc of all of the people around him etc. I know every tiny little detail about islam.

Not that you need to be as knowledgable as I am to know that Islam is false, but the point I am trying to make by telling you about my knowledge (whether you even believe me or not lol), is that it’s basically even more frustrating for me (someone highly knowledgable on islam), because you couldn’t even have a conversation with the average Muslim because they’d be clueless. It’s better off to actually “debate” with a Muslim “scholar”, for at least they’ll actually know about the things you are talking about (to some degree)

Finally, there is no such thing as a “debate” with a Muslim. Be it the ignorant non Arab Muslim, or the Muslim “scholar” / imam / whatever. Simply because the ignorant Muslim is too clueless and sheep minded to grasp what you are saying, and you’ll always lose a debate with a stupid person no matter how smart you are (or whatever the quote is, I’m sure you’ve heard of it).

And the Muslim scholar will always lie every two seconds. Of course if you’re knowledgable, you can catch him out and get him busted - but it’s all a waste of time

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEBATE WITH A LYING, CUNNING, BLASPHEMING, DISHONOURABLE HUMAN (I.e a Muslim lol)

The dawah guys have truly won. They’ve done an amazing job at deceiving their followers. And their followers are too sheep minded, brain dead and stupid to see that they’re being fooled and are stuck in a silly little cult

99% of Muslims are doomed. Remember most of the Muslim world are also illiterate uneducated NON ARABS too. Yeah, they’ll never understand. I feel sorry for them but at the same time I laugh at them. Maybe it’s just cope

I’m just so so so so so so so happy that I managed to wake up at such a young age (I was 17/18 when I “left” Islam). I’m saved that’s all that matters. The rest of the two billion can burn in hell for all I care. Their fault for being stupid, not mine. I was smart.

Pretty much the entirety of chapter 56 of the amazing koran talks about the Islamic paradise. Like literally all of it is just a description of the many pleasures and material stuff the Muslims will have in mohamid’s imaginary paradise. Not just the virgin girls and the 80,000 young immortal beautiful little boys who will circulate you with cups of alcohol in their hands that doesn’t even make you drunk (like what’s even the point in that then that’s just stupid lol, but much more is mentioned about Islamic paradise in that funny ridiculous chapter).

Anyways it’s a very poorly written chapter for those who can speak or at least read Arabic. Short sentences, no structure, basic Arabic and a lot of it is funny stupid Arabic too but that’s not the point here

Anyways 56:29 of the koran basically says “and guys in heaven you will have banana trees brather!”

Wow! Is this the amazing koran that no one can replicate? Wow I’m so impressed! Have you ever heard of such amazing divine wisdom ever before?

Have you ever heard of such stupidity coming from a supposed god before?

And finally are you impressed? Because I’m certainly not. Whenever I read the koran I fart 💨

For context: mohamad made a pact with the Meccans after he had medina under his control (628ad), deliberately allowed the Meccans to have whatever they wanted in the treaty, meaning the treaty was heavily in favour of the Meccan polytheists but mohamad didn’t care as his plans were to subdue them anyways (his scary companion umar ibn khattab (radiyalahu bla bla bla) was initially enraged by how humiliating this pact was for the Muslims but behind closed doors Mohamad basically told him don’t worry about it pal it’s just to please their hearts and to not have them think that we’ll ever go out and attack them next.

This pact is known as the “treaty of hudaybiyah”. Two years later Mohamad broke his own bullshit treaty, as is allowed in Islamic law, as Islamic law deems it haram (impermissible) to have an eternal “peace treaty” with the infidels which you can go out and look up for yourselves. This stems from koran 47:35 - “So do not weaken and call for peace while you are uppermost; and Allah is with you.”

This verse is actually quoted in the number one fiqh book “the reliance of the traveller” (fiqh just basically means Islamic jurisprudence) in the chapter about “truces”, o9.16 where it is further discussed how once mohammadans are “uppermost” and in the majority, why bother calling for peace? It’s jihad time now hooray alla acbar!

Anyways two years later (630ad) mohamad broke his silly treaty and “had a change of heart” (tafsir ibn kathir 9:1) and wanted to conqour Mecca. Hence the early verses of Surah 9 being about conquering Mecca and “waiting and laying in ambush for the polytheists to arise and then killing them wherever they are found” (koran 9:5)

As the chapter continues, since all of the polytheists of Mecca are said to be forcefully converted to Islam or they’ll be killed, mohamad needed a new target to exploit financially (long story short because the black rock is a business making scheme).

Koran 9:28 - non Muslims are filthy/unclean/dirty/impure/disgusting (najis is the word used in Arabic, which basically means all of those things), so forbid the non Muslims from entering the sacred mosque (the black rock) - hence why non Muslims aren’t allowed to enter Mecca till this day (it stems from Koran 9:28). Then the verse ends by saying and if you fear poverty don’t worry guys Allah will enrich you with his bounty! (Because non Muslims no longer entering Mecca for pilgrimages is financially a stupid decision to make, and mohamad was all about the money! Hence why I call him profit mohamad, with an f and not a ph lol)

Koran 9:29 - kill the Jews and Christian’s until they pay the jizya in willing humiliation bla bla

The case for the polytheists is done, we’ve now moved out to the Jews and Christian’s.

As you continue reading the chapter, you’ll come across verse 49 or so where the koran talks about a “hypocrite” who’s refusing to go out and do jihad. Because now the warfare has escalated from petty local tribal warfare and mohamad feels ready enough to go for the byzantines.

Here is how Mohamad lured his followers to engage in jihad at the battle of tabuk (modern day Jordan/north west Saudi Arabia, at that time was under Byzantine rule but tabuk was a meet-up point to confront the Byzantines of Eastern Europe to fight them).

“…when the Messenger of Allah (SAW) was preparing for the Battle of Tabuk, he said to him: “O Abu Wahb, do you not want to have a number of blonde Byzantine women as sex slaves and Byzantine men as servants?”
- Asbab Al-Nuzul Quran 9:49

“"Among them is a man who says grant me exemption and Don't draw me into trail, have they not fallen into trail already? Indeed hell surrounds the unbelievers on all sides" it was mentioned this verse came regarding a man named Al Jadd b qais, this was in reference to a men who said to the prophet give command so I don't accompany you don't tempt me with the Roman daughters of al asfar (of blonde)”
- Tafsir at Tabari, Q, 9:49

What’s funny is mohamad in the koran actually called this guy a hypocrite lol. How disingenuous of him?

Anyways: Sex and money - this is how mohamad lured his followers. And Islam is all about sex and money - just see tafsir al Qurtabi on koran 33:50 where mohamad’s 16 special privileges from Allah are described and how almost every single one of them are about….sex and money.

Don’t say Qur’an, say koran

Don’t say prophet Muhammad peace be upon him, say mohomet, mohomod, mahamid, moohamud, or any other funny spelling of his name. I personally use mohomod. And don’t say peace be upon him, I usually like to say ‘salalahu bla bla bla’ in brackets after his name. If you still want to use the word prophet, spell it as ‘profit’, with an ‘f’ and not a ‘ph’, because mohomod was all about the money

Don’t say alhamdulillah, say alhamdiddyla
Don’t say inshallah, say outshalla
Don’t say Subhanallah, say sobhonolo

And finally, don’t say Muslim. Say mohammadan. Funnier lol

I’m 19, didn’t go to uni for the record. I’m interested in doing an NCTJ course of course it would’ve helped if I went uni and then did my NCTJ on top but here we are

Is it worth the hassle for someone without a degree? Is it risky? What skills do you learn and is the full time fast track option better or the part time alternative?

Very passionate about journalism and it’s something I desperately want to get into, I just need a door to enter to get started even if it’s small.

Do they help you find work? Or do they expect you to freelance after you’ve got your qualification? I’ve heard some people online saying that the NCTJ course was overall better than their entire 3 year degree, but to me that sounds a bit too good to be true.

For those that have done it, what kind of connections can someone expect to make? And what kind of opportunities may someone be able to get both during and after completing the course?

I don’t mind doing it in Manchester or Cardiff. Preferably Manchester. Probably won’t be able to do it in London though realistically.

And finally is it worth doing it without a degree beforehand? I hope it won’t make too much of a difference.

Here is what most, not just Muslims but non Muslims (including ex Muslims) fail to realise

Perhaps some of you like to expose Islam because it’s humorous, I can fall into that category too
Perhaps some of you do it as a form of venting, I can fall into that category too

However, here is what’s most important about exposing Islam with the hopes of actually waking Muslims up

When people say not all Muslims are terrorists, that’s true. Of course it doesn’t change the fact that the core ideology promotes and calls for endless terror. Not all Muslims prostrate towards the black stone 5x a day whilst reciting a bunch of meaningless words in Arabic that were mostly plagiarised from the Talmud (aka salat / performing Islamic ‘prayer’), but that doesn’t mean that in Islam, it is not obligatory to do so. Not all Muslim women wear the hijab, not all Muslims skip lunch during the Islamic calendar of Ramadan, but that doesn’t change the fact that those things are Islamic, regardless of whether all Muslims engage in them, most, some, few, one or zero.

Here is where the average so called “moderate” Muslim stands, whether he realises it or not, and whether you realise it or not.

The average “moderate” Muslim, is nothing, but a disposable, discardable, worthless and insignificant pawn on the chess board of the jihadis (aka the “fundamentalist Muslims aka the “extreme” Muslims). The average Muslim is nothing but a blanket that keeps the terrorist warm. The average Muslim is nothing, but a number for them

So long as there are people who merely identify with the Muslim “faith” (it’s not a faith it’s a political ideology disguised as a religion so that the stupid ones (moderate Muslims) remain trapped in it thinking there’s an imaginary god all behind it), but so long as there are people in the world (being most Muslims) who merely identify as Muslims, that is all that matters.

Because a Muslim, regardless of how “extreme” or “moderate”, will always be loyal to Islam first, either consciously or subconsciously . It’s engrained so deeply in the culture and it stems out of several Islamic doctrines.

Mere identification with Islam = effectively guaranteed loyalty to the cause of Islam (irregardless of how “practising” they are or whether they’re even truly aware of the actual goals of Islam).

This is dangerous for obvious reasons. Because we know that Islam is bad, and there are millions of people who may be genuinely good people, don’t forget many of these people at the end of the day are still mothers of children and are fathers and are uncles and aunts etc, but all of these people are blindly loyal firstly and fore mostly to a BAD ideology before themselves even

Hypothetically if there were a nation with a growing Islamic population, as soon as the population figures of the mohammadans reach the majority, the “fundamentalists” wage a national jihad in an attempt to take over the nation, and they can easily do so not because they are necessarily competent, but because they are in the majority. Islam is a numbers game only. They’re not competent in any way in the modern world, their only competency are their numbers.

And this is how Islam spread and took over in many nations in the modern era, Iran, Lebanon, Indonesia to name a few.

In the medieval periods it was less deceptive and was more direct (I.e outright offensive violent jihad), but even historically in cases where that wasn’t possible (where the kuffar were a majority initially and were overall stronger, this gradual numbers game process of the Muslims was still a well used tactic, a great case being Spain especially during the 10-12th century era).

So long as the average Muslim is a Muslim, he’ll forever remain a member of the overall global Islamic plan as a stupid number on their system for their benefit, whether he realises it or not

I know the obvious answers “just start a YouTube channel, create stories and offer them to media outlets” etc

I get that. What I mean is, is that’s nice and all but you’re not actually gonna make a living out of it unless you’re either doing it professionally (degree most likely needed), or you somehow blow up and gain a large following

Any advice?

Yes islam contains a ton of myths, folklore, practises and plagiarisms from a bunch of other religions. But nothing in Islam is more influenced from the Talmud than anything else

Almost every chapter of the koran contains something Talmudic. It goes beyond stupid Mickey Mouse cartoon stories, there’s random ass quotes from Jewish rabbis essentially copy and pasted into the Koran. Everything about judgement day and hellfire is Talmudic. Everything about angles and jinns is Talmudic. “Alif laam meem” and all of these meaningless Arabic letters scattered throughout the koran that Muslims say “are miracles of Allah!” (lol) ARE FROM THE TALMUD.

Jewish rabbis would have these “Alif laam raa” codes in the Talmud to communicate with eachother in secret without anyone knowing what they’re talking about. In the koran of course it makes zero sense because it’s plagiarised, and it becomes obvious that mohamad was trying to lure the Jews into joining him so that when he would recite the koran in medina among the Jews and they would hear “alif laam meem xyz abc bla bla”, his hope was for them to be like “oh my how does this mohamad guy know about our secret coded language? Wow he really must be a true prophet as only allah could’ve told him!” (Little did the stupid mohamad know that this isn’t from the Torah, which is most likely what he would’ve thought, how embarrassing).

Many of the five pillars of Islam are taken from the Talmud with a little Islamic spin on them. These are all huge topics I can go into detail about but it isn’t the point here

But here’s what messed with my mind. It goes beyond just the koran and Hadiths that are heavily Talmudic. (If you’ve ever seen weird Hadiths of mohamad talking about silly superstitious nonsense like “oh if you eat 7 dates every day you’ll be protected from magic” or “oh if you yawn but don’t cover your mouth Satan enters your mouth and when you sneeze he comes out of you” are all Talmudic and taken from what the rabbis said. Mohamad’s obsession with odd numbers, Talmudic. Right being good left being bad allah having two right hands all of this is Talmudic (the rabbis said god has two arms and both of them are right lol)

But the crazy part is this. Tafsir is plagiarised from the Talmud as well. Especially tafsir ibn kathir, Ibn Abbas and jalalayn.

Literally random stuff that rabbis said in the Talmud are pretty much copy and pasted in tafsir ibn kathir for example, it’s so weird.

Just imagine if for example, let’s say a book came AFTER Islam claiming to be from god, let’s say Mormons and their book. Imagine you, as a Muslim/ ex Muslim, discover their book. And literally read not just things in your koran in their book, but you find bloody tafsir ibn kathir in their book AND NONE OF THEM KNOW IT AND ALL OF THEM BELIEVE THAT THEIR BOOK IS THE ETERNAL WORD OF THE GUY WHO CREATED THE UNIVERSE

Do you see how funny that is? Anyways even as an ex Muslim, it still shocked me when I discovered JUST HOW MUCH of the Talmud influences Islam. Not just Mohamad and his narrations and his koran, but the “ScHolArZ oF iSlam” as well.

In Aramaic, Al is a word that means “God.” It’s the same in ancient Hebrew, however Hebrew evolved and the Al sound became an El sound. The same goes for any other Hebrew/Aramaic word that has an “a” sound, in modern day Hebrew the “a” becomes an “e” sound. For example, in the Bible it says when a man and a woman get married, they become Akhad/ahad. Which in Aramaic means “one in unity”. In Hebrew this word ahad is pronounced “ekhad” - hence when the Jews recite the shema (it goes something like shema yisrael adonai bla bla something ekhad, which means “hear o israel, say your god is ekhad”

Old Testament prophets and messengers/angels keep this Al/El theme (Al in Aramaic/ancient Hebrew, El in modern day Hebrew). E.g. prophet JoEL, prophet DaniEL, prophet EzekiEL, RafaEL, angel GabriEL, ELijah, etc. in Aramaic these same names would just be pronounced as “GabriAL, EzekiAL)

In the semetic languages, AL or EL is a word that means god. Hence how all of those names translate to something like “servant of El (god), the spirit of El (god), etc)

Now, Arabic stems from Aramaic, so it maintained the AL sound. In modern day Arabic, yes al just means “the”, so the name of allah in Arabic is actually a very stupid name because what kind of a god’s name is “the god” (al lah) but that’s beside the point.

Allah’s name in Arabic just means “the god” (how stupid). In Aramaic, however, his name translate to “God Lah” (Al-Lah).

If you open up the stupid koran in chapter 53 verses 19-22 around that area, mohamad in the koran talks about the three daughters of al-lah. “Have they not observed Al Lat, Al uzza and Manat?” Bla bla bla (koran surah 53)

Al Lat meaning god lat
Al uzza meaning god uzza

These are the famous “satanic verses” of the Koran. Not that the devil actually influenced Allah’s revelation, because those Mickey Mouse cartoon concepts are obviously not real, but those are the verses of the story where “Mohamad was sad that the people of Mecca were not believing in him, so he asked allah for some help, and allah revealed some pagan verses to allah the three daughters of allah to be worshipped temporarily to act as birds to deliver the worship in the skies up to allah”

“But oops no allah didn’t actually reveal that, Satan hijacked the revelation and tricked mohamad! Later on angel JibreEL came and fixed the revelation and those words were removed from Allah’s eternally written koran! Hooray Wahamdoolala!”

(The whole satanic verses incident is quoted throughout the tafsir’s of those ayahs there’s YouTube videos all about it in detail anyways that isn’t the point here)

So anyways, in 7th century Arabia, AL was a word that was used to refer to god (and then the name of the god was stated)

This is just a quick side point, but this is how I think and I think other Muslims would wake up if they thought like me. Isn’t is strange how the alleged eternally existing god who created the universe’s name is allah, who’s name just so coincidentally happens to sound pretty damn similar to a 7th century Arabian pagan goddess (Al Lat) during the time of mohamad, and allah just predestined (as allah predestined everything in the bullshit mythology of Islam), allah just so happened to predestine that during the time he decided to reveal his 124,000th prophet (after failing 123,999 times…that he predestined would happen lol), that there would be a pagan god who’s name would sound almost identical to his, which would make allah obviously seem like a huge fraud and make it sound like he is just a name of a god of his time, when really he isn’t as he is the true eternal god?

Do you see how clumsy allah is? If you actually believe in him? This alone is more than enough of a reason to know that Islam is so obviously false, ‘truly those of you who have intellect will understand’ (see I can talk like allah in the koran too!)

Anyways back to my point. So Al (god) Lah.
Who is Lah? Lah is the god in charge of the moon. The non god Lah or the moon god Sin perhaps you’ve heard of him.

Not the actual moon. The god in charge of the moon. Before Islam existed, there was a god in charge of the moon (Al-Lah) and a god in charge of the sun (the sun god Ra). The moon is a male and the sun is a female. The moon good and the sun god had sex and they conceived the three daughters of Allah.

Hence why the black stone looks like a vagina. This isn’t a coincidence. It’s the goddess of fertility. In mohamad’s time, pagan Arab women when they would want to have a baby, but would have their period (meaning they aren’t pregnant) would put their fingers (down there) and wipe their blood on the black stone as like a middle finger or a fuck you to the pagan gods above “fuck you Al-Lah, I wanted to get pregnant but I know I’m not now as I just had my period yesterday so take this!” As she wipes her blood off of her fingers onto the black stone (the one that mohammadans kiss today).

This is true, look it all up. And of course the filthy mohamad was kissing that very same black stone

This is why for example after the battle of uhud (625ad) where mohamad ran away like a coward saying “who will give his life for me? Who will sacrifice his life for me?” When a rock got thrown at his face by I believe khalid ibn walid and mohamad panicked, and the quraysh were laughing at and mocking the coward mohamad, abu bakr said to the quraysh “go and suck on the clitors of al-lat”

The clitorus of al lat is the black stone. He told them this because the pagan Arabs used to kiss the black stone. Which during that period of Islam (625ad), the Muslims didn’t do so (not that they could anyways even if they wanted to as they were living in medina and they were enemies with the Meccans). After 630 (the conquest of mecca), mohamad kissed the black stone anyways, or in other words, “kissed the clitorus of al-lat”. Hence the famous Hadith in Bukhari of umar saying “oh had I not see the messenger of allah kiss the black stone, by allah I wouldn’t have done it” - signifying that even they knew it was pagan (and of pagan origin) but they’re only doing it as they saw mohamad doing it (Islam is a cult), make sense?

Al-lah , the moon god. This is why the Koran says in a stupid verse “it is not permissible for the sun to overtake the moon” but the koran doesn’t say it the other way round. Why? They’re competing with the sun god. The moon is better. This is why it’s haram in Islam to worship allah (by bending over for the kabah) during fajr till dhur (from sunrise to noon), because during this entire time sun god worshippers are worshipping the sun, get it? This is why in the stupid koran it says the sun sets in a pool of boiling hot water (hamiyah in Arabic). Does the moon set anywhere? No, the moon is superior. The stupid sun sets in a pool of murky water tho because the sun is stupid. This is why mohamad said in that famous Hadith in relation to this that when the sun sets in a pool of hot water, it bows down and prostrates to allah (being the moon god) and asks permission (from allah the moon god) to rise again. Does the moon (allah) need permission from the sun to rise? No! Mohamad is competing against the sun mfs. The mohammadans are the moon guys, get it?

This is why fasting in Ramadan is all about the moon. Not the sun. And all of this moon god influence comes from the sabians, who worshipped the moon god al-lah (who also fasted in the same way as Muslims did 1000 years prior to Islam originally, including calling their festival after the 30 days ‘al fitr’, research it if you’re really interested). The early Muslims were even accused of being sabians as found in the Hadiths. The Islamic sources as so self sabotaging in the modern day. Even the stupid Koran in surah 2 says “indeed Jews and Christian’s as sabians and Muslims will enter paradise”. Sabians are pagans, why is mohamad mentioning them?

Also, in Arabic it says sabieen, which if you can read Arabic and are an Arab is very stupid and makes no sense grammatically. The koran is full of stupid grammatical errors anyway. There is no such thing as “as sabieen” as the koran says, but we know what mohamad in his grammatically incorrect Arabic means, he’s talking about the sabians.

So finally who is allah? Allah is the god in charge of the moon. Allah is the moon god. Akbar is the sun god. Akbar is a word that means “bigger” yes. It’s the name of the sun god also (probably because the sun is “bigger” (akbar) than the moon lol). Allah hu Akbar is not only a political statement that means “allah is greater!!!!” That is said during terrorist attacks (which go back to mohamad as mohamad would chant alla akbar when invading infidels), allah hu akbar also means “allah and akbar” aka “the moon god and the sun god” but that’s a whole different topic

These aren’t arguments to make a Muslim leave Islam, Muslims wouldn’t understand this stuff, especially the silly non Arab ones, there’s different arguments to use with Muslims to get them to leave Islam. This is for those who already know Islam is false, and seeing these things (I’ve mentioned) becomes pretty clear