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Best Boys: Stand-Up Comedy. Fri Sept 11 11:30 @ Comedy Bar West

Aww! Toronto’s very bestest boys are doing their own standup comedy show!

And with them are their most cutiest, patootiest friends, bringing comedy that’s no bark, all bite.

So get your tickets now. You’ll sit stay, and roll over with laughter.

🗓️: Fri Sept 11 11:30

📍 Comedy Bar West

🎟️: https://comedybar.ca/shows/best-boys-standup-comedy

🐾 Featuring:

Sebastian Fazio

Sebastian Chow

Amanda Custodio

Headlined by John Mostyn

💴: $20

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u/roastmasterbash — 1 month ago
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A friend said this could be more simple. I’m too inside it rn. Thoughts?

I have depression. I explained to my girlfriend that most of the time, I feel nothing inside.

So now every time we have sex, she says she’s depressed.

She’s frustrated because now the only thing going down on her is my spirits.

Antidepressants make it impossible to finish. Great news. Now the only contraceptive I need is being sad.

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u/roastmasterbash — 5 months ago
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My cousin was born on January 1st, 2001.

His personality is so robotic.

But I don’t know what I expected. After all, his birthday is 01/01/01

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u/roastmasterbash — 5 months ago