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Drink from me oh young and naive prince. As I rummage around in your buttocks for a glass of chardonnay. May the moonlight dance upon your taint as you get rimmed by a death eater in the forbidden forest.

If you feel a tickle down below when youre camping at night thats not a tick or a mosquito. Thats vista little man prepping you for penetration with his iconic moustache as vista covers your mouth and breaths hot air into your ears to prep you for menstration your butthole is going to produce.

People underestimate queen sama and his outrageous sack. You ever fart a little and it tickles? Thats the same feeling the suction gives queen on his noids when they be sticking to him and peeling off when he moves. He lives for that shit. My boy Reggie knows the sweet spot behind the nuts. He'll get to it but you gotta keep him awake for it at the end. The dude drools so make sure your tits are covered.

You gotta call him, beep him, if you wanna reach him. Brook suffered from the kind of diarrhea where you need to push but each push sends your hole into prolapse mode and it just builds itself outside your hole. Brook dies from this shit and we see him sing a song about it as all his friends stay alive while only he dies. They literally watched him shit himself to death and in our timeline since we are following Brook it looks like they died. Really only he died and this is relativism 101. We saw his reality as he was dying but everyone was okay.

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Fast forward to day, luffy has rubber powers and fixes Brooks prolapsed butthole. He molds it back into his butt. Brook sings a new song of love and thwre you have it.

Cowchow

My public hairs grow a fraction of a fraction of a centimeters everytime Goda write in a foot power. My bush is twelve tines the size of a normal womans. And im a man.

Maybe its the slut in me but I like it when a limp dick man struggles. Everytime he gets slapped around my brain forms another wrinkle remembering how to get a boner that much quicker. The elbaf arc made my brain big money. The girls want me as their son. The men need support me like dads. Its like my brain turned outside to make the world inside cozy and warm.. it gets my barley oats nice and toasty when he bleeds. What is, please jizz on my brain wrinkles?

I hope he learns to awaken so he can detach my ass and put it in front of my face so I can eat myself out while my weiner goes off on a sword fight with buggy weiner half way across the sea.