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that contraption was so scary, I had to add a safety guard!

stay safe out there 🫡

standards have fallen in Lake George. It's fast casual dining, Dude. Now that we're competing with the amateurs, we can't afford to invest in little extras like tableside Caesar, molded butter, crumbing.

better shape up

there *is* a cure for the summertime blues

just a trash post 🙃 but I was browning some beef for taco night; and the thought occurred to me “I wonder if it’ll slide”

bonus doodley-ba-boo’s included

beginning the weekend with “way out west there was this fella”

I’m sure hopin’ you can join me. much abliged.

Earthless meets Heavy Blanket

Mike & Mario - rhythm section

J & Graham - geetars

saw a post about brewing tea and someone commented “cup o noodles”

works fabulously 😍

whipped out some fried rice and tuna steaks for my “bottomless stomach” teenager 😂 it’ll all be gone tomorrow

“Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Jizzverse”

Walter is a crazy fuck. In the ringer/handoff scene, when Walter rolls out at 15 M-P-H, his brown bag wrapped Uzi ratta-tat-tatting across the pavement means he had a round in the chamber! Locked & Loaded in the parlance of our times.

Walter got to figuring: he’d have enough time to unwrap the 40 layers of packing tape while running; but not enough time to chamber a round? Am I wrong?!

enjoyin’ an oogie with chocolate and cheese

when Voodoo Lady comes on I sing along with “Oogie oogie oogie” instead of “Boogie oogie oogie”

210 Gyuto (White 2)

practicing my ABC’s on this black pepper encrusted brisket. no point to make I guess, other than this white 2 is easily the sharpest knife I have - I’m kinda scared of it actually, like if I make a slip or a dumb move… it’s gonna be bad, like really fuckin’ bad 💀

FINOT

4:1 Finocchietto & lemon juice

chilled and served in a cocktail glass, top off with Soda or Tonic

recipe from Don Ciccio said to add sage but I didn’t have any on hand 🤷‍♂️

a lovely spring afternoon refresher the fennel & lemon pair nicely and a little bubbly cuts it apart for revealing the flavors, sip after sip.

watch out! crushable! this would be great in pitcher format for a afternoon on the patio with some friends and snacks