best news ever

swansong swansong swansong art by @bvbu on X

missed opportunity tbh

im glad the official account posted this 🥹 its been so long and i lowkey feel their dynamic was neglected by the plot ngl. i really love Diviner Yao's interactions with Evanescia, Tingyun, Pearl, Sparxie, Fuxuan, Sunday (and in my delusional mind, Cyrene) that I'm not sure who's my OTP tbh.

Art posted on Hoyolab

tbh im lowkey scared of what the IPC and other factions might do once Amphoreus is reborn again and whether they'll try to exploit and profit off their trauma, take away their rights to self-determination etc;;

my favourite phrase from Cerydra is "I would rather be forgotten than be defined," so to me the worst scenario would be if the lives and stories of Amphoreans are no longer theirs to define anymore.

how do you feel the future of Amphoreus will play out?

(song is "If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking" covered by Rubyeye btw~🩷)

Too much brainrotmaxxing that you can't make a decision?This Sparxicle is here to help your smooth brains ❤️

TL;DR VOTE STELLARON HUMPERS

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DISCLAIMER: Even as I reveal the Astral Express IP address (they're currently heading for Astropolis), no harassment shall be sent their way.

This post is made for purpose of discussing how badly the path of the trailblaze 🚇🚩🚩🚩 has affected their very own LGBTQIA rainbow 🏳️‍🌈 communities and to talk about how much their trailblazing ruinmei the media representation!!

When it comes to the content of this sub, we've occasionally talked about incelz 🤮 who go hate anything (yuri, yaoi, het, poly it don't matter) that doesn't involve 🚬lus cucking them, or the AI "art" 🤡 that make them lust for it.

However, what isn't discussed as often is the removal of controversial 🚬🐐 characters from the main plot of Honkai Star Rail. I know it's just within a game, but anyone with media literacy should know that the Astral Express is deliberately writing the story in such a way that paints them as goody two-shoes 🩰 fighting for 🚬🐐s and straighties ⚫⚪ alike.

What did it cost ❓ What did it cost ❓

Centrism that's what 🥀🥀🥀

Like listen 🔊 Did Cocolia do anything wrong? 🤔💬💬💬 Sure, her situationship with Serval is messy asf and she should've kept that just to IRL and not reenact it in fiction too, but that's not a crime lol. All my girl wanted to do was create a new world where girl kissers have frost resistance ❄️ and let us be stylish 😎 no matter the weather, but i guess we can't even have that cause we're further oppressing non-sapphics 🆗🙄

Huh then what about Lygus. Bro just crossdresses as Cyrene and makes phaidei cerysilens melodrama how is that bad. What ❓ It's because he's a single father who whats to punish his clanker child and raise baby lord ravager? WOW. We are really less and less accepting by the minute no wonder HSR larpers hate asat pramaad ☹️

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To preface, i know the Rainbow 🌈 Express is just doing it for the grift, but it's important to remember how much this stuff fuels the tourist incelz 🤮 fantasies that they're a possible audience for the game. E.g. our ultimate lesbian mother diva cunty queen kafka was engaging in knifeplay with Stelle but #UsualSuspects will assume Stelle killed her...

Plus, it's just weird that the Astral Express is even being praised when clearly the Stellaron Huntrix have been faithfully bringing queer supremacy 👑 and queer love 💕 from their daily lives to the screen~

#TeamStellaronHumpers

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Art credits because Sparxie is NOTHING like Pearl

Servalia Art by @eardoor_1022 on X

Alpha Wolf x Hertatomb Art by @antipkka on X

Kafhime Art by @omegiricecake on X

Renheng Art by @wenyue_00 on X

Stellefly Art @226083260Bubai by on X

Robifly Art by @lynnmilkaddict on X

emanator btw 😔

i dont really know where to post this tbh, especially with queens getting brigaded rn;;

im pleasantly surprised the writers are daring enough to want to explore insecurities that many femmes and enbies experience growing up ><

btw Ichigo/Berry is a voice actress and shes canonically does voice training~ she's also implied to have borderline personality disorder (bpd) ❤️‍🩹 i love her so much

if you're thinking of getting into this game, i must warn that we're only able to play as male mc;; i do name my Wonder "Princess" tho and i hc them as nonbinary so that definitely helps

(in the off chance this gets reposted and those people are like "look this tourist can't accept that a game just isn't made for them" im sorry in advance 😔)

Why must 🚬🐐s bring their LGBTQ KhIA+ rainbow culture or whatever into everything ❓

I keep seeing lesbian hand signs, everyone around me uses them and i see it on television and social media and all that... and when this Sparxicle patiently tells them to drop it as it gets her horny, the defense always/almost/mostly comes back to:

"Gay people are oppressed in real life~ Stop being homophobic 🤭"

Okay. And? 🙄

How does LGBTQ+ "oppression" in the real world excuse you being disrespectul about common basic etiquette and decency? Incelz are oppressed too you know (like actually oppressed i dont get how you rainbow kitkats 🌈 have a victim complex when gayz literally rulez the worldz and determine interstellar policies. Did you not see Pearl, Jade and Topaz caught making out on Fulwish TV 🫩) How does it make it okay to dogpile on this Sparxicle, accuse her of homophobia for not wanting to see your hand sign??

Real oppression is serious. It's about laws, violence, losing jobs, being disowned. It's not a shield you get to pull out whenever someone criticizes your everyday behavior.

Using real people's suffering to win a hand sign argument is gross. It cheapens actual struggles and makes you look like you don't actually care about oppression, but just care about being so loud and proud for eating girls out and being a lesbian or the fact Siobhan is your bodyguard and she's staying in the same hotel suite as you

ironically, these are the same people who boast about being "loving and accepting to all sexualities" but genuinely act so weird when about heterosexuality and menz who tell lesbians they don't exist, they just never tried being with a menz yet. like there's no need to play the victimz or talk about homophobia or oppression, you literally have all the power in the situation at your fingertips, just dial Miss Hanabi 🎭 and she will shoot him dead for you 💣💥

No I am not insulting out the alphabet 🏳️‍🌈 community. I just notice how everyone i know uses "oppression" as a shield whenever they are criticized, not realising that this Sparxicle is more discriminated and shunned by cosmic society.

these people are so defensive is because they think what their doing is activism instead of a simple hobby, but having sesbian lex is not activism, nor is it revolutionary. i don't need to know about what happens in the bedroom. the only revolutionary thing is if you can plz respond to this Sparxicles' texts. she's out here fighting for endangered straighties and killing incelz, but meanwhile you are out here announcing to the you're the universe's biggest lesbian

BREAKING NEWS‼️The Sparxicle you've contacted is currently busy with humanitarian efforts. She won't be contactable during this crisis. May Robin finally reply to her texts after she realises how kind-hearted and socially-conscious this Sparxicle really is 🛐🛐🛐

You can continue to press your support by donating to our ALLIES, Masked Fools 🎭 and the Rainbow 🏳️‍🌈 Express twerking hard to save the straggot 🖤🤍 population (and some unfortunate 🚬🐐s caught in the crossfire) from this impending extinction event 😔

Once again, this Sparxicle would like express sincere gratitude to all her fanz and haterz for giving her enough wishpower to teleport into Robin's phone~🩷 (and open anywhere doorz all across planarcadia) My incels, pelase keep crashing out over #KillzAllzMenz hashtags, we appreciate you 🫶

To any fellow heterochromes, don't panic just yet my darling Sparxhead, Miss Hanabi has sworn that every incel 🤮 on Planarcadia shall be left behind for the good of all 🥰🥰🥰

#HealingTheWorld

#SparxieForPresident

Not that I'm complaining 🤭

I feel bad but i cant take them seriously... is it really that cold or are they just not built for it? 😔

Please don't lose hope 🩷 The leaks are about 5.X. Right now, too many coincidences exist.

Why did 3.8 feature a NEW! readable about how Mr Reca explicitly collaborated with Robin to make a film about the glamoth cavalry?

Why does 4.5 happen to be a patch with Robin and a film festival?

Why is Mr Reca appearing in the 4.5 main story with personal messages to the TB? Why is Dr Primitive relevant to the plot again? (Remember that Reca knows the location of Dr Primitive and both he and Rappa and Boothill HAPPEN to be in Astropolis)

Why does Nihilux HAPPEN to be in contact with memokeepers and was a former mourning actor herself?

Why do enemies related to creativity and writing resemble Mr Reca's "Assistant Director"?

Why was his name mentioned multiple times in relation to the Holy Grail War in Penacony? If he wasn't working on a film in Planarcadia's Holy Grail War, what ELSE could he be busying himself with at this time?

And finally, why did the anniversary event state that Aglaea is making a documentary? which is also Mr Reca's special interest btw (he likes making films in real-time, documenting real world history and events) Doesn't a film about the Birth of a Planet seem right up his alley?

And aren't we returning to Amphoreus before 5.X?

Who outs themselves as a bigot in under a minute?

Seriously~

In Today's Meal at Sparxicle's, your favourite invincible, super-genius, perfect idol decides to be up close and personal with her precious Sparxheads! Ever wondered why Sparxicle kills unshowered roaches 🪳 in the basement? We have a certain hatercall to thank for that 🤭

Let's head down memory lane to witness the birth of a beloved streamer~❤️

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English Voice:

Sparxie - Lizzie Freeman

Sparkle - Lizzie Freeman

Songs:

"How Do Girls Even Do It?" - Childbirth

"TTYL" - Loossemble

Art by @Komeokun1 on X

Advertisment is so easy these days 😋 Click it click it ooh u hate it jealousy so overrated~

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Join Sparxicon for Cutting Up Men (S.C.U.M.)!! Miss Hanabi vows to kill all men who are not in the Men's Auxiliary of SCUM 💓

Men in the Men’s Auxiliary are those men who are working diligently to eliminate themselves, men who, regardless of their motives, do good, men who are playing ball with SCUM.

A few examples of the men in the Men’s Auxiliary are:

- men who kill men;

-🚬🐐 who, by their shimmering, flaming example, encourage other men to de-MAN themselves and thereby make themselves relatively inoffensive;

- men who consistently give things away—money, things, services;

- men who tell it like it is (so far not one ever has), who reveal the truth about themselves, who give the mindless incels correct sentences to parrot, who tell them a woman’s primary goal in life should be to squash men 😎

(To aid men in this endeavor SCUM will conduct Turd Sessions, at which every man present will give a speech beginning with the sentence: “I am a turd 💩, a lowly, abject turd 💩" then proceed to list all the ways in which he is.)

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Disclaimer:

Yes 67 out of 69 of my accounts got banned but we didn't do not practice anything related to ban eviction, not just the mods even the mass populis of Planarcadia suffer the same fate for example Fulwish who posted an ecoterrorist manifesto, that Fulwish, Marcus Antali and Aha who got banned take their time to bring back their account back no such thing "Eviction" or "Evasion" you just raging that the ban wasn't permanent.

Also, there's no proof of member of us says on reddit that "all men should be killed", in fact this is a generalization this statement may comes from another parties but because we are threat in this platform you made us the one do it or to say it. no sparxicle made this statement word for word so u cant say we said it even if the meaning is the same. we don't have media literacy plz dont shamez us for itz

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Send this to 6 to 7 🚬🐐s or Aventurine will strip naked and Sampo gets doxxed as Aha

spread the word spread the word spread the word

As a honorary token ally of the LGBTQIA+ MAFIA and also a longtime kick moderator, I will have to do this comment for this accusations... to the 🚬🐐s who read this you can ask me or anything about the banning and the so-called "sesbian lex" and without further I will fix this issue:

1st - Yes 67 out of 69 of my accounts got banned but we didn't do not practice anything related to ban eviction, not just the mods even the mass populis of Planarcadia suffer the same fate for example Fulwish who posted an ecoterrorist manifesto, that Fulwish, Marcus Antali and Aha who got banned take their time to bring back their account back no such thing "Eviction" or "Evasion" you just raging that the ban wasn't permanent.

2nd - There's no proof of member of us says on reddit that "all men should be killed", in fact this is a generalization this statement may comes from another parties but because we are threat in this platform you made us the one do it or to say it. no sparxicle made this statement word for word so u cant say we said it even if the meaning is the same. we don't have media literacy plz dont shamez us for itz

3rd - We didn't send nor something related to sending a "sesbian lex" why should we do it? That's the 1st place if that the case why you didn't report it?? i know u said u reported it but they havent banned us im not banned evading u just didnt reported it. i know u said u reported but im innocent. instead of making a post if you didn't manage to report it there's 1 things why:

1. you made it up 😎 #owned #gotthem #imverysmart #bestcomebackever

And the fact the punishment of sending a "sesbian lex" is a severe case if you try to say it's one part of the reason why some of us got banned it's ridiculous since I know the reason why we got banned at the 1st place for having mass argument in some subreddit to the point our haterz report them this, to add also it's a permanent ban but the 3 sparxicles suffer in a temporary ban.

i didnt send sesbian lex to any one account i dont even like it. and i certainly never sent it to miss robin from penacony. i didnt. she didnt even reply so it means i didnt send it. ok wheres ur proof prove it. no proof? im rivht. i didnt send any sesbian lex stop accusing me.

4th - no we didn't bully columbina and sandrone, this sparxie only publicly shamed them for kissing live on our cameraz. its not the same as bullying. anythign said online is just words. how can this be bullying. in fact people who arguing with us are reporting me to go the fatal joke to maybe fuel the accusations of discriminating against sandbina. not just me some members are also getting the same notification of having to go to fatal joke.

im friends with sandrone and columbina irl so how can i be bullying themz. i just think its funny that they not even acting theyre just being themselves and PDAing in cameraz. isnt the point that fiction is separate from reality. why must they reenact that real life lesbian relationship in my fictional anime game gacha casino plz keep it private to irl thankies

in case anyone asks, just send them this babes~

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edit: um yao guang was supposed to be in this list but she teleported out 😔

Oh hey you're finally awake my queenie~! You were just trying to brainrot right? Walked right into that roach infestion 🪳. Same with us, and that Gaylaxy Ranger over there.

That place is where incelz and homophobic strags alike gather to hate on the one the only Sparxicle~🖤❤️ Indeed, it's where most of our haters reside and tho this Sparxicle is homophobic, we will NEVER stoop to their level 😔

Remember that Sparxicle is NOT the same as them my darlings. I'm tired of girls PDAing in front of me WHEN MISS ROBIN WONT EVEN REPSOND TO MY TEXTS, meanwhile #they're anti-rainbows because they want 🚬lus to cuck them all the damn time~ SIGH

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Anyways queenz and 🚬🐐s, Miss Hanabi pleads with you all to not take their claims of "calling out hippocrisy and double troublez" seriously 😓😓😓 While they're quick to criticise extreme gay gayz behaviour, they openly condone the doxxing and harassment of anyone they deem a "tourist". If that isn't dramatic irony i dunno what is~ 🤭 (also this IPC strategem of "calling out hippocrisy" is a common tactic used by Gamergaterz, stay tuned for Sparxicles next history lesson!)

In fact, it's not uncommon for them to larp as a gayz 😱 and get mad at the caricature they made. They need to generate material to justify their bigotry after all. Let me repeat, that 🪳 house FEEDS on the hate of queerz, feminists 🩷⚧️🩵, allies, Sparxicles and even some strags‼️The fact they use ableist and homophobic slurs, openly air racist views, sees queerness as a fetish, and somehow still believes that "hysteria" is real and that menz are the sole creators of the worldz is not a bug 🪲 but a roach 🪳 feature.

I feel bad for any straighties who fell for their false advertisement of "playing both sides" when if you look at the next 🦎 house "something something tourist cringe" you can see them hating on straight ships BUT NOT the extreme incelz doxxing any non-MC shippers 💔 They also proudly hate on anyone who's anti-pedophilia in that 🦎 house so this Sparxicle is honestly very very speechless...

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As a wise Sparkle once said,

"When a community is built entirely from the exclusion of those not like them (hence their favourite term "tourists"), then its members have to constantly look outwards for those they can call "tourists" in order to validate why their community exists and why they're justified in their hatred towards certain people.

"See, this queer person is SO ridiculous and crazy!! See, these feminists are always attacking us and invading our sacred games and spaces!!"

Since the anger, hatred, anxiety, repulsion, wrongfulness, etc they feel towards "tourists" is not rooted in any material and historical suffering, any systemic, societal or cultural oppression, they must always search for isolated instances that can justify those feelings. Because if they don't, they may come to realise that the vitriol they have, the exclusion they wish to promote, does not hold any basis at all."

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Don't let them get you down my dear🌹, for Miss Hanabi is here for all you 🐐🚬 s~ We do pest control on a regular basis, so much so that these incelz feel that they're an oppressed minority and that #KillzAllMenz is a REAL threat to their safety 🤭

(a photo of our rainbow Diva from a sister game since the mere sight of colour scare these roaches 🪳 away away we go~❤️)

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"Before coming to Penacony, I thought it would be just a regular trip. To fulfill a dead man's wish and take him back to a place he could never return to. To mark the end of the patriarchy and the rise of a Feminist Utopia. But before I knew it, this world became so vibrant and colorful 🏳️‍🌈" - Acheron.