Kirby Vacuum Review
Kirby Vacuum salesperson from Southern California knocked on my door in Oregon. They said they don’t do commercials on the vacuum but they’ll do a demonstration on my carpet and stairs. They said it wasn’t going to take long and I said we have to go to the park in an hour because it’s my only day off for me and my partner and we just ate breakfast so we wouldn’t be hungry at the park. They stayed in my house for 4 hours and barely vacuumed anything! I could’ve vacuumed my house with my shark 5 times during this demonstration. I have a townhouse with 3 floors. Once I said I’m the one who vacuums most they targeted me. My partner was actually somewhat interested in the shampooer but they ignored him. Rude. They wanted to show me every attachment and I was starving. I tried to snack on some food hoping they’d get the idea that I’m starving and I want to actually cook a meal. He called me over when I was eating cashews to show me the attachments. Wow… a balloon blower so handy. Kept calling my house dirty. At one point kicked my shark vacuum which isn’t even broken. He drove the Kirby into my monstera plant and hit all of the leaves not even thinking about it. We have 3 cats and he’d say a sentence like “I have cats too. You’re going to love this vacuum” “oh you’ve been to Hawaii” and at one point I told him I worked at a hospital and he said “I had a buddy work at the hospital and he ended up selling a Kirby to an old lady whose husband died because he got the bloodstain out of the carpet” the salesperson was only human for one sentence, then they were back to talking about the Kirby for 3 paragraphs. I thought how rude to come into my house with your shoes on, tell me my property and appliances are trash, hit my plants, Traumatize the cats by knocking and ringing the door bell until I answer! He vacuumed my bed to show me dust mites but he was vacuuming a flannel sheet and I always have a lot of lint in the dryer when cleaning this. He sucked up a bunch of lint and said “disgusting”. Later I got so irritated I started cooking fish tacos because I felt like I was gonna pass out and then they quizzed me about everything they said. Like get the idea to pack your vacuum and leave. I was irritated and told them thank you but that price is too much. The only way to seriously CONSIDER the offer is if the vacuum was 800 and I’d still have to think about it. The cleaning guy SLOWLY PACKED UP THE VACUUM and got counter offers from his manager (which by the way the manager left the cleaning guy there and took the van so I felt like I couldn’t kick the guy out, make a rule to leave the vehicle nearby so I don’t have to kick him out on my front porch next time. Also the manager smoked a cigarette then came in my house smelling like a cigarette and I was mad) on the phone to try to find some middle ground and I said “800 to think about it. my vacuum isn’t broken” and then the cleaner guy said “so you’ll just stick to your vacuum with dustmites in the bed and die?” And at this point I’m pissed because obviously it’s a flannel sheet, we have no kids, we don’t even get sick so I just said if it’s not 800$ don’t even try talking to me and he finally left after I finished prepping the tacos and we ate in silence finally. I had the intention of telling other people this vacuum is cool because it does do a lot of stuff but the vacuum salespeople ruined my perspective and I told my friend in the neighborhood if they knock on the door don’t let them in and they knocked the day after I told them! She said no and I saved her the trauma. I’m not a dirty person and I just feel violated by what happened in my house. We are never aggressive with the vacuum we have, we don’t run over plants with the vacuum, kick our current vacuum, scare our cats, he dropped plastic pieces all over the wooden floor saying it wouldn’t scratch but I’d never do that. Their names were JACOB (the cleaner) and ARRON (the manager). Maybe give them a chat to respect people’s houses because I’d rather watch a commercial about Kirby than get traumatized by salespeople. I will never answer a door again for a vacuum cleaning.
FINALLY - the bill and the financing for this vacuum was so disrespectful, half of the stuff didn’t relate to me. Aaron wrote “Louisiana, cats, home owner, bedding” and a bunch of non related things about the vacuum that didn’t relate to me. I don’t care that the cleaner doesn’t get to go to Louisiana (a promotion for selling vacuums) , I don't have to feel bad not buying the vacuum so some stranger can go on vacation. Sorry but talk to these guys to respect property because clearly your business is “dirty” and my house is CLEAN. Thank you