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Ill take this moment to complain about colab legend rares. Take an absurdly rare unit and put them on an absurdly rare banner, they should really double or even triple legend rare chances for colab legend rares because they're absurdly rare.

Probably one of my hardest challenges yet. Ill be ranking how difficult each stage was on a scale from 1-12 star difficulty.

Loadout 1: 1 star, spam jizo.

Loadout 2: 4 star, koi cat was surprisingly useful for clearing out the bloggers. The cat cannon recharge combos also helped.

Loadout 3: 2 star, spam giraffe and click bahablast.

Loadout 4: 7 stars, took a bit of Socrates freeze gambling. Tried several times without dioramos but those all failed.

Loadout 5: 6 stars, iz survivability being dogwater didn't help but her insane damage did.

Loadout 6: 12 stars. Did I use dlunos? Yes. Was it easy? HELL NO. I used a large amount of wave attacks to take care of the trolley bloggers, but killing the gorries were hell on earth. I had to ither perfectly time my conjure or pray that slime chips them down enough where dlunos can take care of them. Tanjiro is a failsafe and extra damage dealer.

Loadout 7: 9 stars. Really just took a lot of switching around in my loadout before I got something that worked. Twinstars probably weren't necessary.

Loadout 8: 11 stars. Knockback softlocking cionel took timing and luck. Luna was needed to take care of angel gory. Also had to use worker and sniper items.

Loadout 9: 4 stars. Just used all my tankers. On that note, tekachi is WAY too overhated, they're an amazing tank against three different traits.

Loadout 10: 5 stars. Random BS go, even when sniper or punk only get one hit before they die it still has a lot of value. Darvin tanked, lassvoss nuked.

First form: Fish cat, but with 100% savage blow and cost 7500c to deploy. User rank dump.

Second form: The same thing, but with whiskers.

Third form: Ominous Killer Island Cat

Has the worst survivability in the game, 1 HP, Damage, And range. However, it's not meant to attack in the front lines. It's meant to sit up against a zombie corpse and use it to release devastating 3 second freeze wave attacks against the entire field. It's second attack freezes for 20 seconds, but doesn't release a wave. This is so that it can perma-freeze the corpse and prevent it from reviving.

If zombie corpses are immune to freeze... undo that lol.

Descriptions: With it's feral side unleashed, this beast strikes with powerful savage blows! Cost a bit extra to recruit to fight for you.

Its feral side has completely overwhelmed it, this hungry beast must eat gold for how much it cost to deploy!

With their killer instinct controlled, they take more of a support role rather than diving straight into battle. Incredibly fragile for an island, make sure you dont put them against any living foes!

Two times gender is a topic that has caused a LOT of friction. The most notable one was when the community freaked when they named two time Thomas, which I and most other people think is stupid. BUT. And I might sound really sexist while saying this. I dont give a shit what I or anyone calls this mosquito. If they look like a guy or a girl or a non binary or anything else, just call them that because really who are you offending? Twitter? Everything offends Twitter. They're a fictional character, two time doesn't gaf about what you call them. The only people who would really get pissed off at you missgendering two time are the same people who got pissed of at naming them Thomas. And like I said, everything pisses off Twitter. In conclusion, whatever rolls off the tongue best is fine to me at least.

50/50 I get downvoted to hell and if I do I probably deserved it.

Im not even going to try to sound nice about it, stop crying because a game has more than 5 gamepasses. Mf you dont NEED to buy them! And if looking at the gamepasses in the lobby is really that much of an eyesore then JUST TURN IT OFF! There's literally a setting that turns off aggressive monetization, shut up about saying it looks like do big because one, do big has WAY more monetization than this! And two, they're ONLY SELLING COSMETICS. There is NOTHING thats ptw here, do NOT compare this to fucking do big istg. Shut up and stop complaining about something that literally doesn't effect you.

They're usually just super boring or frustrating. It's like ponos is running out of ideas, and yeah sometimes there's a uniqe enemy or two to spice it up but most of the time it's kinda just a cheat card to get out of creating something uniqe with an interesting strategy because they ran out of ideas. Cmon ponos, you can do better than this.

Ok, im seriously starting to open my eyes to the stupidity of making fun of young people just because they're doing dumb stuff. Subs like r/KidsAreFuckingStupid or the various "stupid kids on the internet" subs are kinda just... mean. It's understandable when a kid is just being immature or acting like a brat, but I genuinely see kids make like low quality/stupid but obviously passionate stuff and people are like "Get off your Ipad lil bro" and im genuinely disgusted. They should be encouraged to make stuff with their imagination but when they do people are just like "haha stupid kid"

This is a hot take and my opinion, so humor me here wont you? Ive always used shigong over ramen, and ive never really had a reason why... I mean, ramen is an amazing meatsheild especially against angel. But thats just their specialty, they're also more spammable, cheaper, and have better stats than shigong. So... why do I still use shigong? Simple, because it's incredibly convenient against zombie enemies. That may sound stupid at first, ramen is incredibly convenient against angel enemies! But angel enemies cant cut off your stream of meatsheilds from your ubers.

THE BURROW ABILITY! This ability is incredibly inconvenient to your uber rares. Uber rares have extremely long cooldowns, so you cant just deploy another one to take care of whatever got past your front line. The only way to attack something that has passed you is with getting knocked back, which requires taking damage. One slip-up and you're completely defenseless with the only strategy you have being random BS go. Here's what would usually happen:

•Zombie gets past your front line

•Zombie cuts off your meatsheilds

•Ubers become vulnerable

•Ubers die

•You die, because you're completely backlinerless.

Now, this can be countered with abilities that prevents burrowing. However, the only really reliable option for doing so is holy blast, and there's two problems with that. One, if you're going in blind you probably arent going to have holyblast equiped. Two, it has a long cooldown so it isnt always available. So where does spammability come in? Simple, you can clear zombie roadblocks without having your ubers off cooldown. It's basically a failsafe, if something gets past your frontline you dont need your anti zombie ready to go: because your anti zombie will always be ready to go. The only uber rare I can think of that really counter this (That I have) is thermae with their slow movement speed and omni-strike. And even then he's defenseless when he eventually reaches the front line and a zombie gets past him, meeting the same fate as any other uber. Now im not saying anti-zombie uber rares are bad, im just saying that if you're using them you should probably bring cadaver bear or shigong as a failsafe.