Just got told to fuck off back to England... Never lived there a day in my life 🤣🤣🤣
So the story is this old woman walked out of a corner shop, opened her pack of cigarettes and threw the plastic wrapping on the ground.
It blew directly in my path while I was walking my 3-year-old girl to nursery, so I picked it up and put it in the bin the old lady was now leaning against smoking a cigarette
She said "sorry did I drop that, are you the guy who comes around and picks up the rubbish?" She said it in a nice tone.
I replied saying "no, I just don't like litter" in a tone matching her politeness.
Then she told me to "fuck off back to England". To which I said, in some shock, "why would I go there, I'm French" and carried on walking. 🤐😬😂
It was quite funny. Think she might have felt a little bit called out for using the world as a bin. In her defence though I do sound pretty English, despite moving from France to Glasgow 20 years ago.