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Anyone else's plants getting absolutely obliterated by Japanese Beatles

I don't know if it is the weather and just constantly being hot or I'm just seriously unlucky or I've pissed off the wrong people but goodness gracious are these Japanese Beatles relentless. I'm losing a war to a bug the size of the dime. Please send reinforcements I've tried planting night shade plants pesticide channeling my inner karate kid using chopsticks scissors a broom I'm now trying traps and it seems promising but I swear I'm living in a Greek mythology story where these Beatles are a hydra you kill one three more appear. Send help pls.

Signed a man losing his sanity to Beatles

u/AmateurVasectomist — 12 days ago