u/Apoordm

He seems like such a nice guy and I’d like Katherine to be happy!

Also, he’d be a pretty funny straight man for the wacky goings on.

Hey everyone, I just figured I’d ask everyone what kind of standard house rules they use at their table. We use the following at ours.

1. Flanking, any time a creature has two enemies on opposite sides of them, they are flanked, all attacks against a flanked creature is at advantage.

2. Starting Feats, since about 2016 we have allowed every player to add a feat at level one as long as it wasn’t a half feat (variant humans can add a half feat and do get a second feat with their builds)

3. Swarms don’t attack, they just damage you when they occupy your square.

4. Swarms take 1 damage from piercing attacks and are vulnerable to anything that deals AOE damage.

How much would that cost?

Also report any violations on “be normal about the hobby!”

Yo ho

So several times in the mortis trial there were mutants who would spawn and then just hang out at their spawn point.

Hey homies trying to get about that yohoho life.

Corsairs look fly as fuck, any advice to how to make two thousand points of timber-shiverers?

Look I’ve always been Eldar curious except they seem like sad sacks and their models look like shit.

Now you tell me we have Eldar space pirates whose models are pure fucking metal gold?!

Why would I ever play anything else ever again?! Fuck the space marines fuck the libertarian chaos space marines who kinda wanna pirate, I wanna yar harr fiddlededee! Look at these yo ho hoes!

I finally found my people.

Look at Sefoni here, now Sefoni runs the Mortis Trials, now on every trial divisible by three she will spawn infinite enemies until you complete an objective. She tells you this, she’s not lying.

So, why is it almost every trial I see people running around away from the scan zone, hold point or corruptors just… hangin’ out, fighting whatever?

How come when I drop a “Go here” pin or like say something no one listens, do you not like Sefoni do you want to be mean to Sefoni?

https://youtu.be/w2aFlqZjaw8

I didn’t know bosses could go down Super Smash Bros style.

(Is that a bug?)

So when Robert gets his 40k podcast off the deck what do you think are gonna be the funniest advertiser transitions?

“You know who won’t turn you into a living first aid kit? The products and services that support this podcast!”

Seriously I think it’s clear humanity was finding its own disparate and weird paths out of the Age of Strife, I think without big gold dumbass we would have been in an objectively better place.

Dunk is very fun and cute but I hate the baseball mitt hair.

I like the actual braids on the actual used appearance.

Stay safe out there, avoid downed power lines and branches.