u/AresTheLoneWulf

Yes I know I just a made a cereal pun leave me alone

Made it the exact way that max made it and it’s not that bad, I prefer the edges more than the core because you get more of the honey flavor to it but it’s not that bad. I think I might try to swap the ricotta to cream cheese to see if it will help bring out the honey in the center and maybe a tad more honey but other than that not bad.

Used milk instead of ale and although I recommend having half a slice of bread when eating it because it is a thick cheese sauce it’s really good. I wish the cayenne and mustard was more profound in it I might adjust it but this is really good. It’s like a really buttery open faced grilled cheese in a way, give it a try

Hope you enjoy this interview, tomorrow will be a double interview with Magma at 10 or 11 am EST, and then Literature at 3pm EST.

Hope you enjoy this interview, next one I'll be doing is with Muddy at 5pm today EST! Hope you have a wonderful day and god bless all of you!

July 22nd, 2026

Rachelgrad, Tutum, DoR

7:00 am

* it was early morning as the sun was rising over the trees and clouds. I pulled over beside the gravesite I made for Khantannia beside the Rachelgrad welcome sign as I got out. I walked over to the grave and sat down criss cross style as I looked up at the sun. I was wearing a Victorian era black tuxedo with white button up, a grey tie with a red sun on it with raining crosses going down the tie, black top hat with a dark grey band, black dress pants, socks and shoes as I sighed. I took off my top hat and sat it on my lap before speaking *

“ hey…it’s been a while…sorry I haven’t visited you in a while “ I said I adjusted my black silk gloves I was wearing.

“ a lot has happened since last time I visited, I lost an election yet again but got the highest 1st place votes so that was good. I opened a bunch of schools in Wuncleton including a military one which..I swear I’ll do something with one day “ I said with a chuckle

“ what else…oh yea grandpa got into an accident and got mind controlled for some reason. He snaps back sometimes while other times he becomes entranced in efficiency. I don’t get it or why but there’s nothing I can do about it, so such is life. I was gonna be part of Stella’s staff but got denied but for good reasoning of course, then she got turned into…umm…something out of the ordinary…I’m still trying to wrap my head around how a person with wings as a face with a bunch of eye balls can have teeth but hey this nation is a weird one “ I said

“ we were at war with an empire but that hasn’t been going on in a while, I don’t even know if we are still in war with them anymore. Esoara is on fire, and it’s creeping towards the other provinces I tried to start something to help fund support for the wildfire fight but that didn’t go well “ I said with a shrug

“ the khaness got locked up in a looney bin but got quote on quote rescued by her sister, the president, that whole thing is a mess “ i said as i leaned towards the grave and whispered

“ and not in a figuratively way either “ I whispered as I leaned back.

“ I’ve been going against the vampire…angel…president? I don’t know that whole thing is still a bit farce to me but ya know who am I to say. People came, left, came back, got turned into vampires, some want to shoot them, I want to preach, some want to critique, some want to do nothing, it’s all a big chess game ya know “ I said

“ what else am I missing…oh yea I’ve been doing some AMA’s still like my life depends on it, maybe because how lonely it’s been and how I felt but ya know I’m still kicking around. One of the founders of you came back that I didn’t know left, No_Thing which that was good, but it made me think of you…probably why I showed up here despite the risks “ I said as I gripped the rim of my top hat

“ look I miss ya, I miss the teamwork that bringing you to this world created, the people that was part of it, the teamwork that brought you as part of all of this, the impact we had. Despite the pain I caused while trying to raise you, you were one of my greatest creations that I believe helped impact the nation and I couldn’t be more proud of it “ I said as I put my hat back on.

“ but what I was told from the Khaness, the successor of you have become a industrial powerhouse, I don’t know if that’s true or not but me being gullible I wouldn’t think they would be lying. That’s what I created you to try to be, if they are continuing my vision then my spirit and yours are living on through that so I can’t complain. Sometimes, good things must end in order for us to have new good things in our lives ya know “ I said

“ but listen…I gotta go, sun’s rising, I gotta get back to my shelter, who knows who else has been turned. I umm I’m glad I had this talk ya know, it’s good to remember weary faces of the past “ I said as I got up and was about to leave. Then I stopped and pulled out a small dark green flag with a golden X on it with a dark Red Cross across the X, sort of the same as the Union Jack but different as I set the flag down in the ground beside the grave

“ I forgot to give you this, made the flag finally “ I said as I wiped a tear from my face. I went over to my car and start it , then I started driving back as I started to sing

“ it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor, would you be mine, could you be mine? “ I sang as I continued to drive back to Multum. Another beautiful day has risen in the DoR Neighborhood and I was ready for it.

( sorry for flipping on some of the words but I hope you enjoyed this, took two hours to write this, also doing this as a test to bring some immersion into the subreddit. Also please don’t judge my shitty acting first time for anything 🤣)

( vile language used in this rp post, viewers discretion is advised )

12:30 pm

July 18th, Year of our lord 2026

Wuncleton HOA Presidential Office, 101 Spiral Hill Dr, Wuncleton, Multum

* a ring could be heard coming in from my office as I walked in. I went over to the phone and picked it up as I answered the phone *

“ hello Wuncleton HOA President Ares, how can I help you “ I said

???: “ Keep your voice down, tall tales can’t be bothered to be sun under the moonlight “

* I paused as I sat down and wrapped my finger around the phone cord as I spoke *

“ go ahead…what do you have for me “ I said

???: “ sir, it’s not good, something is going on and I’m not entirely sure what but this is different. There targeted at least individuals in UNC, you might possibly be next for speaking tenaciously about this occurrence “

“ what do you mean occurrence “ I asked

???: “ I’m not sure, but you cannot trust anyone, I think there is a third faction in this place, one that plays strings in the dark, not of left or right but something else. Do not trust anyone “

“ what do you mean a third faction? Is this the enemy empire’s doing “ I asked

???: “ I don’t believe so…this seems internal…I don’t know what exactly yet but you’re not safe…get somewhere you cannot be found…where nobody knows, only you know. Hide there and do not let anyone in except for Iroquois people. Only come out when need be for supplies but tread carefully where you walk. Do not come to the UNC home, it maybe used to target you “ the voice said as it sounded almost panicked

“ calm yourself, I’ll get what I need here and head out immediately. What else can you tell me “ I asked

???: “ nothing else right now, whoever is doing this is doing it clean. I only was able to get this info because of your voice but I don’t know how long this will last. Do not lock down Wuncleton though, it’s too “ the voice said before a strange thump sound could be heard as the line went silent

“ hello…can you hear me…hello! “ I yelled as the line remained silent. I heard a laugh coming from the phone as I hanged up.

“ shit….shit! “ I said as I scurried around the office as it panned to a nearby tv as it was playing different channels. It flipped to one channel as you hear it playing

“ Rejoice…karma shall and may have been delivered to those who have wrought you and the lord shall bring vengeance for you, praise be to his holy salvation! “ a priest said as it switched to the another channel as a local news cast came on.

“ Hoyane elections have been concluded and Wuncleton HoA President Ares although getting the most 1st place votes lost and came up in 4th, this would be his fifth election lost on record “ the newscaster said as it switched to another channel. It was a strange song being played as it said

“ Haaappyy Biiiirrrthhhdaaay, thiiings are going to be greeaat…greeaaat…greeeeaaaaaat “ it said as it was almost stuck.

“ Shut the Fuck Up! “ I cried out as I threw a chair at the tv shattering it as it fell off of its stand that it was in then it was cut to pure darkness.

( music prompt in post, don’t play until prompted to. Recommended to play it on separate device so you can listen to it while reading )

UNC Home

1143 UNC Home Crt, Wuncleton, Multum

5:30pm

* I was cleaning out the basement of the UNC home when I noticed the piano sitting there. It had been quite some time since I’ve been down here as I remembered when I first saw it. I remembered when parks took me down here and we discovered it was bugged by the Oompa Loompas when they were rebuilding the foundation. I traced my finger along the piano keys as it played each tune softly, it hadn’t been used in some time. It was collecting dust but looked in good enough of a condition to still be played. I dusted it off carefully and sat down at the bench and pressed one key down. It gave off a high pitch sound to it, then pressed another as it gave a low pitch sound. I sighed as I closed my eyes and began playing *

( play now: https://youtu.be/OxvYexFZY6w?feature=shared )

* the piano came to life as I began to play. It felt calming for me to play it, in a place that used to be filled with life and chaos. But now sat only empty rooms, workers, and sadness as I played. I began to wonder about the times that it was lively, hanging out with nave, parks, grandpa, eating dinner together. The early conversations when I tried to bring nave and parks back together, trying to help them bring back the UNC party, the chaotic moments of trying to get medicine for them, the Oompa Loompas, and more. I smiled at those thoughts as it was dear to me, those joyful moment and memories. Then I frowned, with the realization that now the UNC home is now nothing but empty rooms, workers and long gone memories. It saddened me that everyone either is gone, went to different places or other matters. I felt alone as I continued to play. *

* a worker heard the piano playing and came downstairs as he looked at me playing the piano. He set his broom up against the wall and listened to me play the piano for a couple minutes. He then proceeded to speak as I continued to play the piano *

Worker: “ your missing them again aren’t you “ he said

“ yea…yea I am…missing a lot of things right now “ I said as I continued to play the piano. Now with grandpa being turned into whatever he is now, I’ve become more sadder and more lonely. I had high hopes and determination to keep going but it felt like I was being dragged at the arms around.

Worker: “ I get it, I hadn’t seen my sister in ages, she lives in Tutum and working at the capital as a secretary “ he said. I nodded at him saying that as I stopped playing for a moment. I looked over at the worker as I sighed

( pause music )

“ yea, maybe you should ask off for a couple days, travel down and see him you know “ I said as he nodded

Worker: “ I think I might…but hey this isn’t about me right now, it’s about you “ he said as I turned around to face the piano again

“ ya know, when parks took me down here to show me around the home. He showed me this piano and it belonged to someone that I cannot remember on the who, Then funny enough “ I said as I went back to playing it

( play music again )

“ we found a bugging device on this piano that we found out was tied to the Oompa Loompas that rebuilt the foundation for this place “ I said with a chuckle.

Worker: “ bet that was awkward “ he said as I nodded.

“ very much so, but that was a good memory. Though Mr. Parks wasn’t happy on us being listened to by the very workers he paid to fix things “ I said.

Worker: “ I would imagine he be mad, I would be mad as also “ he said as I nodded.

“ I don’t know, this place isn’t what it was or used to be that’s for sure. There is much I wished I could of done and should of done to try and save this place or at least done something “ i said

* he went over and patted my back *

Worker: “ sir I don’t think they would have mind, nor be mad against you for it. You’re doing stuff now, and you have sole focus on it that’s all that matters. Mr. Hound is still around, I saw him fishing at the Wuncle River today “ he said

“ yea I know but he isn’t…here…they…aren’t here…they’re off on there own…and it’s to not to say it’s bad…just makes it feel…lonely here “ I said as I continued to play.

“ and hence the Rhapsody of Loneliness “ I said.

Worker: “ we’ll cheer up man, things will get better. Just trust in god and pray that things will get better as you usually do “ he said

“ I know…just…feel like I am to blame a little for it “ I said

Worker: “ well don’t blame yourself for it, that’s just life. You can’t get sad about them doing other stuff and they didn’t for you doing stuff “ he said

* I thought about it as I continued playing, he was right after all. I shouldn’t be sad about something they are doing when I did the exact same thing to them. I stopped playing the piano and turned to face him as I nodded *

( pause music )

“ your right…I shouldn’t be like that to them, my apologies “ I said

Worker: “ hey don’t be apologizing to me, just keep your chin up “ he said as he walked back up stairs. I watched the worker go back upstairs as I pondered what he said. I turned around and started playing the piano again

( play music again )

* I continued playing the piano in silence as I sighed *

“ miss you all “ I said as I played the piano alone in the basement of the UNC home as the light still shined as I played.