▲ 241 r/AmazonDSPDrivers+1 crossposts

Wash your ass

You know what i hate about the job? It isnt the stops or package count, its the fact that my biggest pet peeve is smelling good, fresh laundry, showered, cologne on, and then I get to work and within 2 minutes of sitting in the van I smell like somebody's unwashed week old gooch. Yeah the people piss me off, no hygiene and zero consideration for the fact that they wont be the only one in that seat, nasty motherfuckers man, all of em. (Edit since people are defending this nonsense, you shower and wear clean underwear each day i should not be able to smell your fucking ass in the morning, even with dirty pants, if you wore clean underwear and showered the last time you wore them they should absolutely not smell like diabetic 600lb week old sweaty gooch. Its obvious that you arent hygienic in the slightest, how do women manage to not project stinkage hmm? Because they take care of themselves you numbskulls)

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u/Axzyy — 8 days ago

I'm unwell

Somebody asked me today why I smelled like nail polish remover, i didn't even know how to respond because I was so heartbroken lmao. I explained to them what it was and they still said, well it smells like nailpolish remover....I was wearing Terre de Hermes eau givree and now I think it'll be a very long time before I ever wear that again, maybe just one that I keep at home...ive gotten many compliments on how I smell, never once have I been told that I smelled bad until today. R.i.P.

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u/Axzyy — 1 month ago

17-0 fantasy game is addicting

I've been regularly getting between 150-160 but today I finally managed to get top 45! I get so mad at this because I know what im doing and who I need and normally the randomizer will completely screw you (ex. 06' raiders), but this time I managed to get by with my last pick on the line all I needed was a QB pull and bang! Good ol Ryan Fitz. Ive recently discovered this and its definitely something to pass time. I mean i just sat here for over an hour just rolling. It does take quite a bit a time to sit and think whos played on the same team, go through the years of when they were drafted and the schools that they played for, i find it allot of fun and educating. Occasionally you get lucky with the same school same nfl team picks. My fav, until it gos straight to crap after that 🥴 Also I do not see me on the leaderboard so if one of yall could check for me and let me know that'd be great. Username: Klymax

u/Axzyy — 2 months ago

Diabolical

This is the absolute worst projection and longevity on any cologne you will ever have. Unbelievable.

Sikeeeee, its actually the best, and i have over 30 designer fragrances, nothing beats this in terms of projection and longevity. It will last weeks on clothes. Dont believe me? Spray a shirt and leave it in your dirty clothes basket, your entire room will smell like it for a month so long as that shirt hasnt been washed yet. Unreal.

u/Axzyy — 2 months ago

Blue depths

For 9$ at walmart this stuff smells pretty fricken great. (Might be better than cool water honestly) has anybody given this a shot? If so what did you hate/like about it? Would you wear this over Davidoff coolwater or do you still prefer the OG?

u/Axzyy — 3 months ago

A bit worried after applying it

I just got this for my rosacea because do to the ingredients it looked like a really good option. Also the no white cast and the green tint to it is perfect, however, after I applied it I noticed the "do not use on damaged or broken skin" and im like ohhh shittt, should I be worried?😅

u/Axzyy — 3 months ago

Montblanc explorer extreme changes the game

I have found my next obsession. I have been layering Explorer Extreme quite a bit with fragrances, and it has been an absolute game changer for me. You can buy cheap fragrances like Aromatic Star anise on the left (smells similar to Sauvage) and turn them into monster expensive smelling performers. These 2 specifically pair so well together i could not believe it. What a sexy creation. (Bought star anise for 23$ on sale yesterday) And made it smell like a 250$ fragrance😍 edit if you plan on ordering Aromatic star anise from the website, this specific pair features the standard version, not the extreme version, though im sure both are great i just have not tried the extreme.

u/Axzyy — 3 months ago

I think I found my wife

I was scrolling through old messages and i found this funny so I decided to message her "you're so boring." (That was the child in me) little did I know she'd respond like that but for some reason I kinda like it? Tf is wrong with me 😂 Not that she called me a sissy though that kinda hurted. Anyways, love you! 🥺❤️😂

u/Axzyy — 3 months ago

Terre D'Hermès Eau Givrée

I just wanna speak on Terre D'Hermès Eau Givrée one last time. This is a gorgeous masculine fresh & natural smelling summer cologne, there is absolutely no doubt about that. As a big fan of Dr. Squatch soaps (pine tar is my fav) i am a bigggg sucker for natural fresh smells. Anyways, my initial thought of TDH Eau Givree was nothing short of dissapoint, to me the citron was just simply too much, that was practically all I was able to pick up out of it, but I did not give up on it just then! I had hope! A month later having wore it the majority of these summer days it has drastically grew on me. The citron isnt as strong, when I put the atomizer too my nose i get this beautiful icy citron & earthy juniper berry pine like smell. It doesn't burn your nose, it actually gives a cold feeling without the smell of any mint. I love to sniff it randomly because of that. To me this has indubitably climbed as the top summer fragrance in the history of manessences(manly smells i made it up just now) . I feel so fresh all day. Getting whiffs of it from the breezes i get on my tr460 machine at work leaves me feeling happy, and content at all times. Im serious, its such a fresh smell that dries down so beautifully it actually leaves me feeling better and refreshed in high heat. It was 97 degrees yesterday in Michigan, this cologne alone made it feel like the weather was 75 and cloudy. I will never doubt a cologne on a first impression ever again! TDH has found a way to my heart and is here to stay for my entire life. This is what I like to call a high quality cologne, not an ounce of synthetic, nor an oily or alcohol like smell, just pure natural greatness. My rating, 9.99/10 because nothing is perfect 😉

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u/Axzyy — 3 months ago

Is this your definition of "cheap" smelling perfume?

So, I had the chance to give Sttes perfume a sniff as my sister wears it, to me it smells really good! I personally buy designer colognes here and there for myself, but then I smell a woman's perfume like this and im like wow, and it projects like crazy like I could smell her from 10 feet away i swear. So I was wondering, since this perfume is like 25-30$ what yall thought about it, to me it doesn't smell "cheap" but I feel like thats not a popular opinion, considering that it is indeed cheap.

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u/Axzyy — 3 months ago
▲ 89 r/Rosacea

I love you

For those of you with rosacea. I know the pain and irritation at times is insufferable, but just like everyone else, we are our own enemy, live your fucking life as if you never even knew you had it. I love you. This is the best you could ever do for yourself. Be you man! Fuck the aggravated baby skin. Get it together and do what you want to do ❤️ Take life by the balls and do what ever you can to be healthy, if lifting weights causes it to flair thats fair, but fuck it, so fucking be it, fucking do what a person who is disciplined would do if they didnt have it, thats the best advice that you could ever get, take care of your fucking body. ** Edit, thank you for upvoting this, fight for your confidence! Some may need to hear this, if not all of you. Your mental and physical health are much more important than your appearance, please take care good care of yourselves. I know it sucks, but being in good shape is worth it. Dont give up on the things we are meant as humans to enjoy. I personally think the redness looks just fine, I've never looked at someone like "oh my goodness their face is red" it definitely bothers some of us more than it should, majority of people look right passed it. They may think you are sunburnt or what have you, but that does not mean that its unattractive. Protect yourselves in the sun, cool yourself down immediately after a workout, You will be just fine fitting what aggravates Rosacea into your routine. As much as you will improve mentally the redness actually subsides believe it or not! Obviously when you over exert yourself the redness is prominent but that is temporary. Workout in the evening, take a cold shower and cleanse, you won't even see a difference by morning, maybe even a bit of improvement. (i am no expert, but I do know what is good for overall health and things like exercise should not be acquitted because of a skin condition) Much love my rosacea prone brothers and sisters, you are worth more than you know, if it had never held me back in life I would have never even made this post. I feel you, and I hear you ❤️

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago

Going to a bonfire tonight please pick one

Im going to a bonfire tonight and its gonna be about 70 degrees out, (80 rn) so i basically can wear anything i just can't make up my mind. What do yall think? Right now I'm thinking TDH eau givree and Fierce is in the lead, I feel like it'll smell so great around fire wood. Edit, im trying to lean towards a fragrance that the bonfire smoke will directly compliment and not overwhelm, I understand citrus isnt the greatest choice and it can dissapear in minutes but I feel like Eau givree is an exception

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago
▲ 31 r/Rosacea

Crazy that 6 years ago you wouldn't even recognize me.

Man how i wish I could feel normal skin again 🙁 I know you guys are right there with me, its misery man! I dont even like to get close to people because I feel like my face is twitching. Just red hot and uncomfortable and my eyes burn 90% of the time too, and and....its gets worse with age?! How could it get any worse than this. Just take me out would ya? (This photo is after being in the sun all day yes i wear glasses and a hat)

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago

Bury me in a fkn bottle of Le Male JPG elixir

What better coffin than this womanizing scent which coffins' would look like they were laying down a Greek God.

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago
▲ 312 r/Colognes

Do not ever do this, this was for science

So i just combined over 20 bottles of colognes into the same bottle for science. Honestly. It doesn't smell horrendous, but the only colognes I'm really picking up out of all of them is azzaro most wanted intense edp and dior fahrenheit, the rest just died. Basically just that with a strong initial alcohol/chemical like smell. The craziest part is i only did 2 sprays of dior compared to the 3-4 of every other. Was not worth the many uses of my colognes to do this experiment that's for sure. I still am excited to see what it smells like months to years from now, keeping the vial. (Edit, i sprayed it on my shirt 3 times, it dried down its literally just a spicier and more masculine most wanted, slightly fresher as well, most wanted was the biggest base added, probably around 2 mls) Edit #2, i cant even smell azzaro most wanted anymore, I honestly can't smell much but its definitely sweet and fresh. Perhaps i created the nose blinder 5,000. I am now blind to every scent in my collection. Guess I can go crazy with the sprays now and say im nose deaf. ( picking up slight hints of Eros and spicebomb nightvision) ** Edit #3, I have no idea what I'm smelling anymore, does it smell good? I don't even know, I think I have to remove this shirt and go back to it in 20 minutes. I'm pretty sure it smells good but the problem is my brain is confused and I cant smell, too many notes 😂 Edit #5, its so complex it takes a long time to dry down, the initial spray is like a more masculine hairspray thats the best way I can describe it, however, I filled up 2 gift decants with this concoction I made and they both smell amazing, like actually holy shite. ( Valentino BiR extradose, & Spicebomb nightvision edt) Edit #6, someone said "bro got brain damage from this and completely skipped update #4" Ahahahaha😂 I so did and I'm not changing it lmao!

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago

I have caved...New signature scent?

So initially, I absolutely despised TDH eau givree when I first sprayed it. Follow up a week later and I have absolutely fallen in love all thanks to Abercrombie & Fitch Fierce. I think this absolutely might be a lifetime summer signature for me I could not believe how well these two compliment each other. Insane! The AB&F woodiness just elevates eau givree times 100! If you like eau givree alone. You would absolutely love this, if you were not a fan of eau givree, than you might be now. 😝 Not only does this combo make eau givree better. It makes fierce better, who would've thought? Now they are 1, and will never be worn alone again.

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago

3 guys 1 hammer unaccounted for

Some of you who have experienced gore videos online in the past, may it have been purely out of curiosity, shown by a friend, or perhaps it just fell into your lap. Anyways, that means you probably have heard about or seen the "3 guys 1 hammer" video. That videos contents features Igor Suprunyuk and Viktor Sayenko brutally defacing a man with a hammer wrapped in a plastic bag, while simultaneously jamming a screw driver into his stomach after they pretended that the road was blocked and stopped the first person who was passing by. The Dnepropetrovsk maniacs were responsible for 21 murders, targeting kids and homeless people with the same tactics. Absolutely terrifying and sickening. You would think that these 2 would never see the light of day again right? Or atleast not without being behind bars....Wrong! Because of the Ukranian war these 2 are believed to have escaped and are nowhere to be found. My hope is that they got captured and tortured by a Russian psychopath, but in all reality, they probably did escape, completely unaccounted for, and given that their life has been wasted, they will surely kill again, i mean they are pyschopaths after all, 0 sympathy/empathy or ability to feel any bit of emotion for anyones life but their own. (If that) There's no "changed" second chance for people like that. I pray thats not the case and they are dead but....who flippin knows.

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago

First thing in the morning!

First thing in the morning I get compliments at speedway with this combo! I wear something different everyday and this one gets the compliments? She was a worker there and said "i smell you often" but today's the day that I get the compliment to this must be a winner! Abercrombie & Fitch fired × Valentino uomo born in Roma Edt

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago
▲ 0 r/Tinder

See i may be a bit on the spectrum but my pics feel A-tier to me. I'm not a damn professional photographer and I dont know any either! Any recommendations? Maybe remove the fat kid behind the pole? Or me choking the cat?

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago

Anything like this gets me.

I bought this simply because I love this smell and anything similar to it, i don't wear it, I don't plan on wearing it, I just am obsessed with sniffing it. Has anyone ever done some shit like this or naw?

u/Axzyy — 4 months ago